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A good word for la Traviata
Lose a good opportunity, be dwarfed and shameless.
Beauty, watch too much, luxury.
Don't stick to the rules, try to catch up with others and seek fame and profit.
Very interested, deeply involved, inseparable.
Innocent and dazzling
Looking at the sky from a well, strange goods can live, and light is fleeting.
Perfect looks, a great uproar, a crushing defeat.
A genius who survived the robbery is completely different and unparalleled.
I'm sorry for your loss. I'm fearless. I have no end.
When Marco was buried, there was a sea of people.
Inside job, inside job, inside job.
Dragon pool and tiger cave, competing in the Central Plains, facing each other from afar.
Jiang Lang's talent has run out, and it's a thing of the past and vivid.
The lips are dead and the teeth are cold, knowing the law and breaking the law, and respecting each other as guests.
La Traviata's good sentence
1, why should it be stricter than Christ? The world pretends to be severe in order to show its strength, so we stubbornly accept its prejudice. Why should we discard those souls whose wounds are bleeding like it? From these wounds, like patients oozing dirty blood, their past sins seeped out.
A person can satisfy vanity when there is no love in his heart, but once there is love, vanity becomes vulgar.
The pain you want to cause me is just proof that you love me.
She is a little tall and slim, but she has extraordinary talent. As long as she spends a little effort on clothes, she will cover up this negligence of nature. She wore a cashmere shawl that reached the ground, and the wide edge of the silk dress was exposed at both sides. The folds around her thick hand warmers close to her chest are very delicate, so no matter what critical eyes you use, the lines are blameless.
He didn't blame Margaret at all, and he had no right to blame her, but he told Margaret that if she thought she could change her lifestyle, he would provide all the compensation she needed in exchange for her sacrifice. Margaret agreed.
6. My heart is not used to happiness.
7. Maybe I live in your heart, which is the best place, where others can't see me, and no one can despise our love.
8. There are two big black eyes embedded in a charming goose egg face. The above two curved slender eyebrows are as pure as artificial paintings, and their eyes are covered with thick eyelashes. When eyes droop, cast a faint shadow on rosy cheeks; The slender and straight nose reveals aura, and the nose is slightly bulging, like a strong desire for erotic life; A well-defined straight mouth, soft lips slightly open, revealing a tooth as white as milk; Skin color is like a sweater on a peach that has not been touched by human hands: these are the general impressions of this beautiful face.
9. I feel my companion's arm twitching constantly, as if a cold current suddenly passed through his whole body.
One day, when I went to the police station to get my passport, I caught a glimpse of two policemen trying to take a girl off the street. I don't know what crime this girl committed, but she cried and kissed a child who was only a few months old, because after she was arrested, mother and son would be separated. From today on, I will never despise a woman easily.
1 1. There is a big table three feet wide and six feet long against the wall. All kinds of treasures made by Aucoc and Audiau shine on the dining table. It's really dazzling and beautiful. These thousands of gadgets are necessary for the hostess we are going to visit, and there is not one that is not gold or silver.
12, all the celebrities in Huajie Liuxiang were present, and several celebrities were secretly watching. This time, in the name of participating in the auction, they can have a close look at the women they have never had a chance to get along with. Maybe they are secretly envious of these women's free and dissolute enjoyment of life.
Good words and sentences of la Traviata
First, childhood is beautiful, it is like a cup of lemon juice with sugar, sweet and sour, with endless aftertaste. Childhood memories are beautiful, like a colorful picture scroll, which brings many interesting things into my mind and often flashes scene by scene. Every time I think of two small clips, I can't help but smile deeply.
Second, with the arrival of summer, the ginkgo tree has simply turned into an open green velvet umbrella. Dense leaves cover the sun and trees are cool. My companion and I often read books and play games under the tree. Especially in the morning, when we wake up, we can hear birds chirping in the trees, sometimes singing euphemistically, and sometimes chasing and frolicking, which adds endless happiness to our community.
Third, I went home again, and my mother clicked my nose. At that moment, there seemed to be a liquid flowing in my body, warm and hot, circulating in my body and activating every nerve ending. It excites me, moves me, makes me forget all my troubles and makes me happy every Sunday.
My family lives on the first floor. Every time I go home with my mother and get out of the elevator, I will press the button on the first floor. I'm curious to ask why. My mother said: I always take the elevator home at this time. No matter who I am, I will be anxious to go home, so I won't let people wait on the first floor. My mother's words let me know that I should always pay attention to others in my life, which will warm more people.
Night has come, followed by the lights that hit the wall like civet cats' long ears. Night is like a mysterious civet cat arrival, and timid stars come one after another. There are stars who look warm and red, but they are cold beauties in essence; And our immediate neighbors; There are white and blue stars that look humble and rational, but in fact they are full of enthusiasm and hot temper. And the sky turned into a sad and mysterious dark blue with dark blue ink in the middle, like a caring child.
6. In this way, the snow whirled, laughed, danced, played and sang in the wind. Gently, quietly, slowly, gently, just floating and dancing. Small and white, it blooms its own unique side in the wind, and flies and flutters with the wind. So, so floating, floating ...
7. Cute little rabbit, with white hair, light red eyes, like a ruby, and its short furry tail. Its tail is very small, it is the shortest animal tail in the world, ranking first in the world. Haha, its teeth are short, not to mention so long! And its two longest big ears, which are lovely rabbits!
Whenever the sun sets in the west, on the other side of the sky, the moon will rise and look at us with joy. The rising moon is a little red, like a red lantern. When the moon rose into the night sky, it changed into red clothes and put on a green skirt. It looked green, like a piece of jade, and hung brightly in the night sky. Look, bright moonlight, hazy, moonlight like water, pouring down from the sky like a waterfall.
Nine, I stood on the stage, listening to the loud applause and cheerful laughter from the audience, and my heart was full of joy, let alone how happy I was. I play the clown, but my heart is beautiful. I gave everyone joy and everyone gave me happiness. I thought: I am lucky. Inner joy suddenly overflowed all over my body, and I was really elated.
Ten, the summer night is charming. I remember once when I was skating, I occasionally looked up and saw a few red clouds floating in the sky: "Ah, it's the sunset glow!" " "I can't help crying." The sunset is so beautiful! "Suddenly, I really don't know what words to use. From then on, I felt that there were endless beautiful scenery in summer, which made me reluctant to go.
Eleven, the gun went off. Shao Xiao, a classmate in our class, passed the first stick. Near the finish line, he unfortunately slipped and dropped his cane. Xiong Jie took the first stick. Seeing this scene, he quickly picked up the stick and ran away without saying anything. Ceng Laoshi helped Shao Xiao up and pulled him to a chair to sit down. I see many pupils running much faster than before. Soon, the game was over and our class won the third place.
Twelve, narrow-minded, but hide their own ideas. His eyes are just a dot, but he can look around the vast world.
Thirteen, came to the lotus pond in the center of Bird, under the Quqiao Pavilion, the ridges of lotus leaves, lotus fragrance, flickering, morning breeze suddenly, chaotic lotus dance, unique charm. The beauty of the lotus pond has always been praised by literati, but this elegant lotus leaf and noble lotus flower are so cramped and shy in the splendor of Zhang Lin, and it seems that they have lost the courage to rival camphor.
I couldn't find one of my books that day. Hearing this, he acted like an officer and pointed to our team members and said, you, you, you all search your schoolbags to see if there are any of his broken books. Wang Yujia is a naughty boy, lively and cheerful, but he looks like a mouse in front of the teacher. He is very humorous. Do you think our study life would be too dull without such classmates?
15. I have a good friend named Xue Xiaoming. He is eight years old. He is tall and fat, and walks with a twist. He has short black hair, a chubby face like a red apple, a pair of round eyes under curved eyebrows, a pair of glasses on a high bridge of the nose, a wide mouth, and two small dimples when he smiles, which is very cute.
Like me, Tong Dan has the shortcoming of not loving labor. The room is in a mess. If no one is Cui, it will remain intact. As long as I tidy up, half a day will be the same as before. Every time I go to her house, I trip over something I don't know. She still stared at me in the trauma, ignoring her face. At this time, I always say to her, "Don't be proud, watch how I mess with you!" " "
Seventeen, to the top of the mountain, ah! The scenery at the foot of the mountain is panoramic, the green grass swings with the wind, and the young trees seem to rustle in the rain and dew. The rain is still falling slowly and regularly. In the bamboo forest beside the mountain, bamboo rustles, and bamboo shoots absorb the essence of the earth underground. They also want to grow up quickly and be as strong as their brothers and sisters.
18. In my memory, there was a female classmate with big braid. He is my classmate in primary school. I can't remember her face now, but I clearly remember his black and bright big braid with ribbons. A delicate cat-shaped hairpin is pinned to the braid, and the hair tail can be worn as a fluffy ball. When walking, the kitten and some balls ran around behind them. Particularly eye-catching.
19. Below the leaves is the stem. Ivory stems are like garlic, and five or six "garlic" are held together. Not as beautiful as daffodils, but it has a great effect. The stems of daffodils can absorb nutrients and then transport them to leaves and flowers. At the bottom are roots, very slender, like grandpa's beard, countless and intertwined.
Twenty, after a few days, green leaves grew on the small stone, and the long leaves were like green ribbons. Slowly, daffodils also emerged from the curved leaves, and the buds waiting to be released rushed to bloom on New Year's Day. Some just spread out two or three petals, and some petals are all spread out, revealing the yellow flower core. One flower after another, you squeeze me and touch me, competing for beauty, as if competing to bless people.
2 1. One spring morning, the night had not completely receded, and the whole campus was shrouded in silence. The row of tall poplars on the south side of the campus, like a row of loyal soldiers, guards our campus. This tall teaching building stands in the center of the campus like a giant. Two old locust trees on the playground, like two immortal Weng, are staring at the rising sun in the east.
22. At noon, the sun appeared in good faith, and he shed the brilliant brilliance of the earth. Brother Song has already stood by the roadside, waiting for the sun. Finally, the sun shines on the pine tree, ah! Suddenly, Brother Pine Tree became a green world: dark green, light green, light green, light green, pink green ... green is black, and green is amazing. All the greens are gathered together, squeezed together, stacked together and crossed together, which makes the pine trees stand tall and straight. This time, in winter, everything is green.
Twenty-three, after the winter solstice, the leaves in the north and south of the river will not be picked. The cold wind-northwest wind-blows from time to time, but it is not too cold for a day or two at most. The gray clouds swept away, and the fallen leaves were all over the street. The morning cream was as white as the powder on the face of a woman in black. As soon as the sun is on the roof, birds chirp again, and water vapor is released from the soil. Old people and children can sit and chat in the gap in front of the door and camp outside. Isn't the winter scenery in Jiangnan lovely?
Twenty-four, my father's eyes are chains of love, tying me in his sight; My father's eyes are like a warm breeze, blowing me in his encouraging words; My father's eyes are the ship of my life and will accompany me to the other side of success. My father created a bright future for me with his bright eyes, and saw a corner of the world for me with his discerning eyes. These are my father's eyes.
Twenty-five, childhood fun things are all forgiven, often rippling in childhood dreams, I really want to stay awake like a sleeping beauty. If I were to describe the joy of childhood, I would compare it to a flower, a fragrant flower; A box, a box with many secrets; Grape racks, grape racks full of countless grapes ... let's enjoy fairy tales together!
Twenty-six, khufu is easy-going and has strong endurance. In class, as long as you don't speak loudly and snore loudly, his teaching enthusiasm will generally not decrease. I like Lao Hu's composition class best, because he loves articles with first love complex and personality. This made me "dead" when I wrote my thesis in the past and gained confidence.
There are many scenic spots in our school, including a green corridor, a teaching building and a word wall playground, ginkgo trees, camphor trees and banyan trees, among which I like camphor trees best. In spring, the leaves of camphor trees turn green. Seen from a distance, it looks like a huge green umbrella. From a close distance, it looks like a soldier, standing there watching, and there are birds singing on it.
Twenty-eight, there is one thing that everyone is pursuing. Some people try to find it, thinking that they can get it if they have money, but they can't get it after they have money; Some people think that they can get it by living in a big house, so they borrow money to buy a big house everywhere, but they can't get it after living in it, so they feel that it is rare and happiness.
Twenty-nine, standing on the high valley, looking from a distance, you will see green trees and tender grass, red flowers, grass like a small brush dipped in green paint, writing the first spring poem on the earth! It is red. These flowers are like lively laba. Wonderful music is playing! Trees are like little girls dancing to the rhythm.
There are many ginkgo trees planted on both sides of the school road. Green ginkgo trees and silver-gray roads complement each other, forming a unique landscape. Ginkgo trees have dense leaves, which is a bit strange. Most of the ginkgo leaves we see are green, and so are ginkgo leaves, but unlike other leaves, ginkgo leaves are fan-shaped and are not very neat at the edges of leaves, but wave-shaped like water, which is very beautiful.
Thirty-one, you sympathize with the blind who can't see the sun, the deaf who can't hear the sound of nature, and the dumb who can't express their thoughts with their voices; However, under a false excuse of so-called shame, you are unwilling to sympathize with this blind soul, deaf soul and dumb conscience.
32. To gain a heart that has not been attacked by others is like winning an unguarded city.
Thirty-three, narrow-minded, but hiding their own ideas. His eyes are just a dot, but he can look around the vast world.
Who are you, tell me how to love, who am I, and tell you how to live.
You taught me how to love, and I should teach you how to live.
I like this sentence best.
I only believe in one principle: for women who have not received a "good" education, God almost always points out two paths for them: one leads to pain and the other to love. But both roads are difficult to walk. Those women walked on it, their feet were bleeding and their hands were broken, but at the same time they left their sinful coats on the thorns on the roadside and reached the end of the journey naked before God, without blushing.
You are the only person I can be honest with, and I can think freely and talk freely in front of you.
We women who are at the mercy of fate have some strange wishes and incredible love. Sometimes we are committed to one thing, and sometimes we are committed to another. Some people lose everything for us, but get nothing. Some people can exchange a bunch of flowers for us. We do what we want on impulse, which is our only pastime and our only excuse. I promised you faster than anyone else, and I can swear to you. Why? Because when you saw me vomiting blood, you held my hand and shed tears, because you were the only one who really sympathized with me. I want to tell you a joke: once upon a time, I had a puppy. When I cough, it always looks at me with sad eyes This is the only animal I have ever loved.
Forty, life is just to satisfy the constant desire, and the soul is just the goddess who keeps the flame of love.
I totally believe that you love me, but you have no idea how fragile love is for a woman like me.
Forty-two, "when you read this letter, Armand, I am already someone else's mistress, and everything between us is over.
Go back to your father, my friend, and see your sister again. She is a simple girl and doesn't understand our sufferings. By your sister's side, you will soon forget the pain caused by that fallen girl named Margaret Gautier. She once enjoyed your love. You gave this girl the only happy moment in her life, and now she wants her life to end quickly. "
Forty-four, oh! This is a wonderful night. Margaret devoted almost her whole life to the crazy kiss she gave me. I love her so much that in my extremely excited love, I once thought about whether to kill her and make her never belong to anyone else.
Forty-five, if a person's body and mind fall in love for a month like this, then only exorcism is left.
46, "... people don't care whether armand loves you or not, but whether you love him or not; People don't care whether this mutual love is a kind of happiness for him or not, and whether it means turning over a new leaf for you; People only see one thing, that is, Armand Duval can tolerate a prostitute, my child, please forgive me for having to say this to you, and can tolerate a prostitute selling everything for him. The days after that are complaining and regretting. Believe this sentence, it is the same for you and others. You two are put on a chain that can never be broken ... "
Forty-seven, "I used to regard this kind of love as my life's hope, dream and comfort. Do you believe it? "
48. To gain a heart that has not been attacked by others is like winning an unguarded city.
Forty-nine, you sympathize with the blind who can't see the sun, the deaf who can't hear the sound of nature, and the dumb who can't express their thoughts with their voices; However, under a false excuse of so-called shame, you are unwilling to sympathize with this blind soul, deaf soul and dumb conscience.
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