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Txt complete works "Me and my bandit grandma"

Grandma bandit and I have uploaded the attachments of the complete works of txt novels to Baidu's network disk. Click to download them for free:

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Gnome male-",a white horse ran on the mountain ridge, and my sister slept on the kang platform. The horse gave birth to a mule colt, and my sister gave birth to a wolf cub ... "

"The donkey of the dog day died early in the morning, son of a dog, and went out to scold the dog day, and then cried and said that Sao Qu's mother had lost the dog day."

Grandma was furious and assigned me to stop the roar and coquettish songs of the donkey from disturbing her sleep in the cage. Coming out of the kiln, the dazzling red sun stung people hard to open their eyes. The distant cape is like a huge wheat pile, and the lavender mist lingers between the cape, making people feel like living in an illusory fairyland. No wonder the shopkeeper said that Jinshan Yinshan is not as beautiful as our dog doll mountain. The donkey was out of sight, and its howling voice came from behind the mountain: "Gnome male-",the poor can drink some cold water to satisfy their hunger, and the bachelor is naked in his heart, holding a pillow as menstruation ... "

I rushed to the other side of the slope and let go of my voice to send a message: "Woo, hey, hey ... damn donkey, you will be embarrassed if you complain again."

We people here should shout "Woo, hey, hey" before making a phone call over the hill. Its meaning may be to get the attention of the other person first, or to clear your throat first, so that you can shout louder and louder.

It should be the whole book.