Find a joke, something that can be staged, something that is funny, and something that is suitable for students!

1. A rich man and a poor man are discussing life. The rich man said: "Money is not the problem." The poor man said: "The problem is that there is no money." The rich man said: "There are many women around me, I don't know which one is sincere." The poor man said: "I am sincere, there is no woman around me "The rich man said: "There are many houses, and I don't know which one to live in." The poor man said: "I have lived in many houses, and none of them is my own." 2. Judge: You still want to deny it, but there are so many witnesses. He said he saw you stealing melons in the field that night. Suspect: Sir, this is unfair! They are talking nonsense. There was no moonlight that night and the ground was pitch black. There was no way those people could see me. Judge: If that is the case, they are talking nonsense. 3. In the church, when the pastor was reciting the Ten Commandments one by one, he discovered that a believer suddenly covered his mouth with his hand and looked at the ceiling in a trance. A few minutes later, he slapped his forehead with his hand, as if he had suddenly realized something. After church, the pastor specifically called him over and asked: "Why do you make those strange expressions when you are doing church?" "Oh, when you were saying: 'Never steal,' I suddenly remembered that my tie clip was missing. But when you said 'You must not commit adultery', I remembered where I had forgotten it." 4. A tourist said to the female tour guide: "You helped me a lot by taking me to see the scenery in Vienna. , I want to give you something. What do you like best?" The female tour guide hesitated and said: "I like to dress up, um... give me something that can be used on my ears, fingers or neck." The next day. , tourists sent a gift - a piece of soap.