What are the funny jokes in Samsung note7?

1, one day the landline phone saw the bar phone doing sit-ups, and the next day the landline phone saw the bar phone doing sit-ups, which made me curious. So he asked the bar number: "Why do you always do sit-ups? Do you want to lose weight? " A: I want to make a flip phone. . . . "A few days later, the landline suddenly found that the straightener was doing pull-ups, so he asked the straightener, why don't you do sit-ups? Pull the trigger and say that slide phones are popular now. 2. 1. Nokia is Santana. It is ugly, but it is durable. Blackberry is Volvo. It's wide and big but it's really safe. 3. Apple is Audi, with no shortcomings and no changes. Motorola is Honda. It has classic cars, but they always break down. 5. Samsung is a red flag, which is not practical and not good-looking, but also thinks it is very awesome. 6. Siemens is a Hummer, a legend, but it has been closed. 7.HTC is Geely. Just a few letters, and you think you are an international brand. 3. Once upon a time, there was a company called Microsoft. Microsoft has a son named Windows. Windows likes to run around, so everyone calls him Windows Mobile. Later, when Windows was seven, everyone called him Windows7. He didn't like it very much, so he went crazy. Everyone calls him Windows Phone 7. One day, Winsows Phone 7 wore a dress called MSN mobile phone. Everyone was surprised and shouted, Oh, my God! This MSN phone is Windows Phone 7. Microsoft smiled faintly at this time: in fact, he is still Windows Mobile. 4. Mobile phone buyers: Why should the European version and licensed products be sold separately? Boss: Because it's inconvenient to stick together. Mobile phone buyer: ... mobile phone buyer: boss, do you think the quality of the European version is good or the quality of licensed products is good? Boss: Maybe it's the European version! Mobile phone buyer: Why? Boss: Because I've only seen licensed products with special maintenance centers. Mobile phone buyer: Boss, how about this ringtone? Boss: It will definitely ring! Mobile phone buyer: manned, what is the biggest advantage of this mobile phone? Boss: You can call. Mobile phone buyer: Oh! What are the disadvantages? Boss: No shaving. Mobile phone buyer: ... mobile phone buyer: boss, my classmate said that the mobile phone you bought here can be replaced even if it falls from the fourth floor and breaks. Is that so? Boss: You should pay more attention to this classmate, don't leave him alone, chat with him more and take part in some group activities. If you don't see improvement, you can send it to the hospital for observation. Mobile phone buyer: Oh! Mobile phone buyer: Boss, do you have any chocolate? Boss: Yes, Dove and Di Chin's. Mobile phone buyer: I mean mobile phone! Boss: Oh, I didn't know I was selling mobile phones until you reminded me. Mobile phone buyer: Boss, please tell me again how to distinguish the original battery from the assembled battery. Boss: When the battery was thrown into the fire, it exploded-the explosion was louder. Mobile phone buyer: I might as well buy a laptop for such an expensive mobile phone. Boss: That's right. I think it must be cool for you to stand in a crowd, turn on your laptop and stick it to your ear to answer the phone. Mobile phone buyer: Hello? Boss: Sorry, I only sell mobile phones! Mobile phone buyer: Boss, is the quality of this mobile phone call good? Boss: Samsung's are generally very good. Mobile phone buyer: None of the mobile phones I bought works, and I can't hear what others are saying. Boss: Oh? Mobile phone buyer: What do you recommend me to buy? Boss: Hearing AIDS. Mobile phone buyer: Boss, let me ask you a question. Mainland banks, Hong Kong banks, Asia-Pacific banks and European banks have better quality? Boss: It's all the same. Every line is the best! Mobile phone buyer: Boss, what mobile phone is the most durable? Boss: Only relatively durable ones, not absolutely durable ones. Mobile phone buyer: Why? Boss: Have you ever seen anyone with an ancestral mobile phone? Mobile phone buyer: Brother, talk about the difference between smart phones and non-smart phones! Boss: Take the alarm clock as an example. Generally, mobile phones will call the police when they arrive, whether they wake up or not. If the smart phone doesn't wake you up, it will call your unit leader for leave. Mobile phone buyer: Oh! Mobile phone buyer: Boss, do you make money by selling mobile phones? Boss: That's quite a profit. Mobile phone buyer: How much can you earn in that month? Boss: You buy a mobile phone first, let me make some money first, and I'll tell you after I finish yesterday's meal. Mobile phone buyer: Boss, we can't receive express delivery here. Is there any way to deliver it faster? Boss: You rented a plane and threw it away. Mobile phone buyer: Do you have MOTO's 998? Boss: Sorry, I'm not a collector. Mobile phone buyer: Boss, how much does this mobile phone weigh? Boss: More than 60 grams. Mobile phone buyer: Hey! Everything else is fine, but it's too light. Boss: You can use it by tying it to a dumbbell. Mobile phone buyer: If someone doesn't reply, will it affect the quality of mobile phone calls? Boss: Of course, it won't affect the quality of the call, just the quality of being a person.