Beg 1 joke, that is to say, "Buddha said: kill with bricks" ...

Confucius said, "Kill with bricks! What a mess! Press the head! Never die again! "

The Buddha said, "Nonsense! I am kind! Not too much! A brick will die and ease the pain. It is compassion! "

Confucius said, "Please ask the Buddha to do it for you!"

Buddha said, "Who do you want to kill?"

Confucius said, "Good people are also!"

Buddha said: "I am a good Buddha, punishing evil and promoting good." Good people are not bad! "

Confucius said, "Buddha is merciful! I only have more! How can a living Buddha ignore it? "

Buddha said, "How can you turn a blind eye? It's hard to see! Won't you regret it if you die brick by brick? "

Confucius said, "No regrets!"