What are the classic jokes in the political field?

There is a new student in the class. His name is "Ma Biao". When the roll call was made, the head teacher didn't know how to pronounce it, so he said, has the horse fork arrived yet? A Chinese teacher with a little literary accomplishment called the roll and said, has Wan arrived yet? The PE teacher bluntly said: Have a group of horses arrived yet? The history teacher didn't like the name: Is the dismemberment here? The math teacher is more direct: Has Ma 6 arrived yet? The most vivid image of the art teacher: Has Xu Beihong arrived yet? Finally, the director of the academic affairs office unified the name: two horses and three women. Universal circle of friends, who can tell me his name?

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