Woodworking joke video

Now more and more Guiyang people choose decoration companies when decorating, but the decoration companies on the market are also varied. How to choose and choose? Do you choose a big company or a small company? Here are some jokes for my roommate. ...

First, the hostess invited a master to decorate it.

In the evening, the husband returned to the bedroom to turn on the light. Because it was too dark, he touched the newly painted paint next to the switch and left a handprint. The next day, the decorator came to work. The hostess said, "Please come to the bedroom and I will show you where my husband touched last night." The decorator said shyly, "I'm totally honest. How do I see where your husband touches you? " .

Zhai Mei's comments: Although this joke didn't catch the mistakes of the construction team, it can be used for reference from here. The decoration company likes to pass the buck when there is something wrong with the decoration. Therefore, in order to avoid this phenomenon, I suggest you write the contract clearly before the renovation to avoid the situation where both parties shirk their responsibilities.

Second, someone saw an advertisement asking the decoration company to decorate.

In order to expand business, a decoration worker advertised: "If the decoration is over 80,000 yuan, send an air conditioner." He was asked to decorate his new house at a cost of 65,438+10,000 yuan. When finished, he went to advertise for air conditioning. The decorator asked: What about the air conditioner you bought? I'll call a porter to deliver it for you!

Zhai Mei comments: Obviously, many decoration companies are flying all over the sky to attract business. Whether it is real or virtual, there are junk advertisements in the streets and alleys. As consumers, we can't cheer for the prize. Please remember: wool comes from sheep.

Third, the owner and designer discuss the scheme.

One day, my sister and the owner discussed the design scheme, and the hostess insisted on buying a big TV to put in the living room, knowing that her house was so small! The man touched his glasses and said softly to the woman, "Dear, shall we put the TV on the balcony or the sofa on the balcony?" I tried not to laugh.

Zhai Mei's comments: This story is not very funny, but the designer is very dedicated and the young couple is very sweet. Only those who have experienced it will understand the happiness from it, but it tells us that when looking for a designer, we need to find someone who can listen to our hearts, not a designer with personality and uniqueness. After all, the house we designed is for ourselves, not for designers. What suits you is the best.

Fourth, be careful when buying materials.

Once, a carpenter's board bought by an owner found nails after opening it, and went to the building materials boss. The boss's mouth turned up: What are you yelling at? I didn't charge you for the nail! Sweat!

Zhai Mei's comments: Although this joke didn't catch the mistakes of the construction team, it can be used for reference from here. The decoration company likes to pass the buck when there is something wrong with the decoration. Therefore, in order to avoid this phenomenon, I suggest you write the contract clearly before the renovation to avoid the situation where both parties shirk their responsibilities.

The decoration is bitter and tiring. Maybe you have had this experience after the renovation, but we should see some essential reasons. Every short story is interesting to others. Only experienced people know that the dumb can't tell the pain when they eat Rhizoma Coptidis. Only friends fooled by small companies or guerrillas can understand things that make them laugh and cry. Therefore, use these jokes to guide everyone, when choosing a decoration company, don't blindly pursue cheap, don't easily believe in all kinds of advertisements, and the project quality and after-sales should be taken into account. I hope I can remind you to decorate! Zhai Mei wishes everyone a happy and worry-free decoration!