Does 20 10 have the latest humorous jokes?

1. An eight-year-old son asked her husband: What is Zhang Fei's mother's surname? Husband: I don't know. Son: Stupid, surnamed Wu, who knows nothing about much ado about nothing. The son asked again: What is Zhang Fei's father's surname? Husband thought for a long time and patted his forehead: name trouble, trouble! The son laughed wildly: silly! Last name is Zhang! You don't have your father's surname!

The teacher shouted to the class: Stop arguing! Nobody paid attention to him, so he had to complain to the headmaster. When the two returned to the classroom angrily, the whole class sat quietly. The teacher can't believe it. "come on Monitor, you say! What is this? " The monitor stood up shyly and muttered with his head down: Old teacher, you said that if one day you came into the classroom and found the whole class quiet … you should die for us!

3. The legal age of marriage in major countries in the world: Iran is 9 years old; Dutch 12 years old; Russia 14 years old; France 15 years old; Philippines 16 years old; Korean male 18 years old, female 16 years old or older; Japanese male 18 years old, female 16 years old; Brazil 16 years old; Hong Kong, China 16 years old; Taiwan Province Province, China 16 years old; Chinese mainland is 22 years old male and 20 years old female; I am an old couple, and we are still puppy love.