High school English jokes

It took a long time to find such a long one.

This joke always makes people laugh.

A slow-witted man walked into an apartment office. He went up to the patent officer and said, "Hey, I have a new idea for a mousetrap." Draw a box on the blackboard. )

"Here's the box." Draw a hole in the box. ) "The hole is here." (Draw a circle at the bottom of the hole) "Here comes the cheese." Draw a line on the hole in the box. ) "Here are the blades. The mouse put its head into the hole to get the cheese, and the blade fell on his neck, killing him. "

The patent officer looked at the chart. He knows that this man is a bit slow, so he wants to be nice to him. He explained to the man that he thought the design could not be patented yet. He said to the man, "Please try harder. Maybe I can apply for a patent next time. " The slow-witted man said thank you and left the office.

A week later, the slow man appeared again. Draw exactly the same example on the blackboard in exactly the same way. The slow-witted person said, "This is a box, this is a hole, this is cheese, and this is a wire. The mouse put its head into the hole to get the cheese, and the wire wrapped around its neck and killed it. "

The patent official is still trying to be friendly, and his excuse is the same as before. The dull man left.

A week later, the slow man came back. He approached the same police officer and said, (exactly the same thing)

"The box is here. There is a hole here. This time he drew a zigzag line through the hole. He didn't draw a circle for the cheese. After completing the zigzag route, the slow-witted man announced, "This is a saw blade. "

The patent officer noticed the design and the fact that there was no cheese. He asked the dull man, "where is the cheese?" "Aha," said the slow-witted man.

"This is the key. The mouse stuck its head into the hole.

Said, "Where did you put the cheese? "

When the mouse speaks, you must act like a mouse. Stick out your head, as if watching a trap, swinging back and forth, as if looking for cheese. )

The implication is that rats will cut off their heads when looking for cheese. Remember the saw blade?

Submitted by karl hartmann