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I am anxious for the lines of the auspicious Sanbao essay in the Spring Festival Evening of 2009.
If you ask me which one I am, I am an indomitable security guard.
Ask me who I am, the little nanny as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade.
I'm very proud.
Don't look at what you shouldn't.
How important it is to master a foreign language.
This dog dares to bite you. He is very proud.
What is Beijing? It is the capital of the motherland. You are a security guard in your heart. That's breast meat. How valuable it is.
Their family grew up like you, and it is normal for them to disagree.
Public security and security are at the same level. The police have guns and the security guards have sticks.
Our security guard, that's a gray landscape in the capital.
The army is green with pine branches, the air force is blue in the sky, the navy is white with waves, and our security guards are cement dust.
Why is his brother such an asshole? What does his brother do? You are an excellent young man.
Look at your figure, look at your image, look at your eyes, oh, my god.
Everyone says that you two are such a good match. Look at your figure, your image, your eyes. It hurts me.
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