Humorous joke (topic)

1. You told me to get out, and I got out. You asked me to come back. I'm sorry. I'm leaving.

2. Rogues are not terrible, just afraid of being educated. ...

3. Go the way of Niu B, and let the silly B speak!

It's not difficult to drive, I'm afraid there will be new people!

Wear other people's shoes and go your own way, let others find shoes!

6. The mine disaster continues in the review, and the property price rises under control!

7.XP is not arrogant, you think I am DOS!

8. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age!

Live well, because we will die for a long time! ! !

10. People are not smart, and they are as bald as others! ! !

1 1. Don't call me if it's okay, let alone something.

12. It is better to fight with a smart person than to talk to someone.

13. Chopin is no matter how good, I can't play Lao Tzu's sadness!

14. As long as the hoe jumps well, there is a corner that cannot be dug down?

15. Even believe in advertisements. You must be stupid to study!

16. If you want to wander the rivers and lakes, you'd better be single! ! !

17. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

18. Can't sleep in the morning; Sleep at night!

19. Women please themselves, men please themselves, and they are poor!

20. Bald donkey, dare to challenge the original class teacher?

2 1. Mean is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them.

22. Only women and English are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find!

23. Earn other people's money and go to hell with poverty!

24. I even believe that there is a lie hidden in the middle.

25. Money is not a problem, but no money!

26. Pregnancy is just like pregnancy. It takes a long time for people to see it.

I am in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I quit.

28. People can't hang themselves from a tree, but try to die several times in a nearby tree.

29. Take other people's road and drive others to the wall.

30. You can go as far as you want.

3 1. The donkey has read it again and again.

32. Go to Google and Baidu.

33. You think I will watch you die! I can only close my eyes.

34. Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

35. No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

When I woke up, it was already dark.

37. Nothing money can solve is a problem.

38. How to lose weight if you don't have enough to eat?

39. How much sorrow can you have, just like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

40. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card.

4 1. I allow you to walk into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

42. People are afraid of being famous pigs and being strong, while men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.

43. cherish your life. If God keeps you alive, you must have his plan.

44. The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their own salary.

45. Love is like poop, once the water is washed, it will never come back ~ Love is like poop, and it can't stop after it comes ~ Love is like poop, but it's different every time ~ Love is like poop, and sometimes it's just a fart after a long effort!

46. In the past, hooligans were in the mountains, but now hooligans are in the public security!

47. Not necessarily an angel with wings, but sometimes a birdman.

48. If you stand tall, you will pee far.

49. Do you eat with this mouth?

50. I will slap you out.

5 1. It is forbidden to urinate here, and the tools for committing crimes will be confiscated.

You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

53. Study hard for China! A pack of China cigarettes is a lot of money!

54, an instant hit, is to describe female artists!