[Humorous brain teasers and jokes] Humorous jokes Brain teasers

The answers to brain teasers are not necessarily logically related to the topic, and some answers are even sophistry. Next is my humorous brain teaser, I hope you like it.

Humorous brain teaser recommendation

1. Xiao Wang 13 Why do you light 14 candles on your birthday? Answer: there was a power outage that night, and one was used for lighting.

2. Who goes to see a doctor every day? Answer: Doctor.

3. What does it say? Father? I won't touch it. What's it called? Dad? But you will meet twice? Answer: upper and lower lips

4. Two people came to the river at the same time. Both of them wanted to cross the river, but there was only one boat, which could only carry 1 person. Can they all cross the river? Answer: Yes, because they are on both sides of the river.

In a zoo, two lions took advantage of the negligence of the breeder to forget to lock the cage and ran around the park. People are looking for administrators while avoiding danger, while administrators are hiding in safer places. Where is this place? Answer: In the lion cage.

6. Which tooth finally came out? Answer: Dentures.

7. What gnashes its teeth? Answer: Zipper.

8. There are two cars driving at the same speed on two adjacent roads. Soon after, although neither car changed speed, car B suddenly began to overtake car A. Is it possible that both roads are straight lines? Answer: Lane A has a downhill section, which makes the distance longer.

9. Dan was told that her clothes had no buttons, but she didn't care. Why? Answer: Zipped.

10. What animal doesn't sleep all night? Answer: Panda, look at its dark circles.

1 1. What has many teeth and can bite people's hair? Answer: Hairpins.

12. What kind of wheel just turns and doesn't work? Answer: windmill wheels

13. When several objects with the same size and shape are side by side, is it possible that the closer you are to yourself, the smaller you look and the farther away you are? Answer: If you use a mirror to reflect, this may happen.

14. It depends on the owner to beat the dog, and what to watch to beat the tiger? Answer: that depends on whether you have seed.

15. There is a sign on the bridge that says? No crossing the bridge? . But many people still ignore it and go on. Why do you think it is? Answer: What's the name of this bridge? No crossing the bridge?

16. What inspiration did Beethoven give students? Answer: If you recite the textbook, you will get more marks.

17. Why does it get cold after death? Answer: Peace of mind is natural and cool.

18. Xiao Li had a business trip and came back early. Why didn't Xiao Li get angry when he saw the small building next door and his wife sleeping in bed? Answer: Xiao Lou is a woman.

19. Xiaoming has never been to America. He wants to go to America. How much should he spend at least? Answer: there is no cost if you think about it.

20. what can't you eat Answer: discus.

Classic riddle sharing

1. Who can guess a word in the tree by the river? The answer is: Han.

2. Guess a sentence in the photo by the river in January. The answer is: Wei.

3. A song by Jiang Bin conveys the message of lovesickness. Guess a word. The answer is: Li.

4. Don't listen to Jiangdong, wander around the northwest and guess a word. The answer is: Han.

5. Guess a word through the gap between the First World War in Jiangdong. The answer is: Canon.

6. Fan Jiang Shimada Hanzo is in the shadows. Guess a word. The answer is: build.

7. East of the river, Xiaoxing Shen guessed a word. The answer is: water.

8. Guess a sentence from Chaoyang by the river. The answer is Mimi.

9. Stay by the river and watch the geese fly. Guess a word. The answer is: Jing.

10. A lone boat on the river splashed with waves. Guess a word. The answer is: Qin.

1 1. Row on the river and guess a word. The answer is: Qin.

12. Re-guess a word from Sunrise Riverside Shadow. The answer is: mixed.

13. The willow and cuckoo by the river guess a word, and the answer is: Meng.

14. Can I guess a word about river? The answer is: bar.

15. Jiang guessed a word and the answer was: work.

16. The river flows south. Guess a word. The answer is: Mercury.

17. The river flows downwards. Guess a word. The answer is: Mercury.

18. Jiangshui Town is sailing below. Guess a word. The answer is Gong.

19. Jiangtouchao has guessed a word, and the answer is: work.

20. Jiangxi Change Ma guessed a word, and the answer was Teng.

Classic joke sharing

1. In the library, a buddy's cell phone rang. In order not to disturb everyone, he ran out of the house quickly.

But the cell phone was still ringing, and soon the idiot came back and said softly, sorry, I forgot my cell phone in such a hurry. . .

2, wearing a helmet, riding a motorcycle, waiting for the red light, nodding to the roadside beauty, suddenly want to vomit, so I spit, bang!

Eyes are bright? Oh, my God, the windshield is not open! The beautiful woman burst out laughing.

3. At the barbecue stall, a peddler and the barbecue chef discussed his goods, only to hear the barbecue chef shout loudly:? I am thinking about it. I'll go when I'm ready! ?

The customer on one side heard this and shouted, Boss, is there a roast donkey here? Give us one too! ?

I gave my seat to an aunt on the bus. Aunt was in a good mood and we had a lively chat.

I was about to get off, and my aunt said goodbye to me warmly. At the moment I walked to the car door,

I clearly heard my aunt calling: son, I met a girl on the bus today. She is kind, but she is not good-looking. Otherwise, I will definitely ask for your phone number? ~~