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Do you have a crush on me?
20 10, JJ Lin asked Kym at the Yunnan concert. When Kym first encountered such a blushing scene, he was at a loss.
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How much JJ Lin do you eat for a meal?
Do you have a crush on me?
20 10, JJ Lin asked Kym at the Yunnan concert. When Kym first encountered such a blushing scene, he was at a loss.
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Do you have a crush on me?
20 10, JJ Lin asked Kym at the Yunnan concert. When Kym first encountered such a blushing scene, he was at a loss.
She stamped her feet in anger, looked at JJ Lin angrily and quickly said, "If it's true, it shouldn't be me!" !
Looking at Kym's shy face, JJ Lin knelt down and asked Kym to marry him. At this point, a doomed love began.
It can only be said that there is no windtight wall in the world, and everything happens for a reason.
Thousands of flowers, how can a leaf not touch the body?
The story behind the ambiguous king JJ Lin is far worse than you think.
0 1.
198 1 year, JJ Lin, who was born in Singapore, was born with a golden spoon in his mouth, and his prominent family background made JJ Lin's life willful enough.
Earlier, JJ Lin's grandfather made a fortune in the shipping industry, but by his parents' time, he turned to the telecommunications industry and sang all the way. JJ Lin's father, Lin Yuanxiang, is not bad. He was the chairman of Singapore's largest communications group, and his wife, so excellent, comparable. As an executive of an oil company, he is worth a lot, and JJ Lin's brother is also a figure, serving as vice president of an electronic subsidiary in the United States. Apart from his own family, JJ Lin's relatives are all talented people. Canon of Japan.
Together, these positions make JJ Lin a truly rich second generation. Living in such a family, they don't have to worry about food and clothing. What they value more is spiritual and material satisfaction.
From small to large, nature is the most important thing to cultivate sentiment. At the age of four, JJ Lin was arranged by her mother to study classical piano. Then, JJ Lin came into contact with violins, drum sets and other musical instruments. After getting familiar with the basic musical instruments, JJ Lin began to study fine arts again.
But none of these JJ Lin people seem interested. JJ Lin didn't know what he really liked until pop music appeared.
Slowly, JJ Lin fell in love with singing. As long as he has a chance to express himself, he will share his music with everyone. In a blink of an eye, 15-year-old JJ Lin has grown into a big boy. At school, he not only has his own band, but also participated in many singing competitions.
In addition to the trophy at home, of course, his heart began to beat for the girl he liked.
One day after school, JJ Lin and his friends were wandering in the street and saw a pure girl. He was moved, but unfortunately, others already had it, which made JJ Lin's role very embarrassing.
After taking the initiative to fail, he intends to stop acting and wait for him. Although JJ Lin was very talented at that time, his appearance was not attractive.
Thin, single eyelid, completely does not conform to the temperament of the hero in the novel.
02.
But one girl was deeply attracted by JJ Lin's musical talent. In order to further develop with JJ Lin, the girl insisted on buying breakfast every day and waiting downstairs in JJ Lin's house. Maybe many people will be moved by such behavior at that age.
But JJ Lin wasn't. He is extremely disgusted with the girl's behavior. When the girl saw that she couldn't call JJ Lin, she told her best friend to block the door.
But the result was unexpected. JJ Lin took a fancy to the girl's best friend, who fell in love with JJ Lin under the attack of some sweet words.
As their first love, they cherish every second together, go to school together and go home together. On weekends, JJ Lin will ask his girlfriend out and present a love song on the hormonal grass.
At first, the girl fell into the swamp of lovelorn. Soon after, the girl took a picture of JJ Lin and died in an air crash.
A few years later, JJ Lin wrote a song "Cultivating Love" to commemorate the girl who loved her deeply.
"I want to get hurt for a face, don't think about me, I can't stand it."
Such sad and touching lyrics are enough to see the influence of girls on JJ Lin.
In music, JJ Lin did well in his lessons.
/kloc-successfully admitted to the National University of Singapore in 0/8. However, JJ Lin was in a dilemma, not knowing whether to go to college or to sing, because he also attended a special singer training class.
But for JJ Lin, taking the road of music is a fresher choice. After all, if you go to college, you will probably go home to follow in your father's footsteps after graduation.
After careful consideration, JJ Lin chose to sign a contract with Haidie Music to become a singer. However, before he could do any decent work, JJ Lin received a notice that he must enter the army for military service. After bidding farewell to his girlfriend in a hurry, JJ Lin entered the period of military service.
In the army, JJ Lin suffered a lot with his musical talent, but his girlfriend waiting outside was lonely. Because of the long-term separation, my girlfriend complained: "Forget it if I don't see you. There is no room, no car and no deposit. It's too boring to be together."
So before JJ Lin finished his military life, his first girlfriend was already in someone else's arms. Such a big blow was hard for naive JJ Lin to accept, so that JJ Lin felt a sore throat when he thought about it ten years later.
It's just that JJ Lin is too low-key. She never mentions her family background when she is in love with her girlfriend. When she meets such a realistic partner, she has to miss finding someone.
Wearing a cuckold husband, JJ Lin wrote his sadness into a song, and a song "Remember" described the feeling of being happy with his first love until he regretted it later. "Who can remember who said that you love me forever, and the previous sentence is the wound of our future".
With the sad melody, "Tian Hou" May bought "Remember".
After singing deeply, "Remember" swept the whole Chinese music scene.
03.
In 200 1 year, a song "Not Full of Lovers" spread all over Asia. Hebe Tien in the women's group was pure and moving, and instantly became the goddess in JJ Lin's heart. It was also at that time that JJ Lin secretly tried to catch up with Hebe.
Two years passed quickly, and JJ Lin finished his military service. This time, he intends to devote himself to music.
On her first stage, her debut album "Musician" won the Best Newcomer Award in the15th Taiwan Golden Melody Award. After becoming famous in the circle, JJ Lin was appreciated by many predecessors.
Yu Chengqing and Adu both recognized JJ Lin's talent and asked him to write and compose songs for himself.
But watching the singers who are better than themselves gush out, JJ Lin realized that he was only a little transparent in the music circle. Even at the age of 22, JJ Lin's desire to be famous was obvious.
For a long time after that, he wrote songs until dawn, often staying indoors for days and forgetting to eat. He just wants to get out of the circle and be alone.
Fortunately, many things happen. The new album "Second Paradise" is unique, with both western elements and a clever combination of Chinese style.
After the album "Jiangnan Hair" came out, JJ Lin completely embarked on the road of top flow.
Even though Jay Chou, Jolin Tsai, Elva Hsiao and other famous musicians were in the Chinese music scene at that time, JJ Lin was not afraid to rely on his own works. It was also that year that Kym and JJ Lin, who hosted Splendid Galaxy on Shanghai Drama Channel, began a doomed love affair.
Adu changed from a foreman to a singer and signed a contract with ocean butterflies. He accidentally met Adu because the filmed MV needed a heroine. After the release of MV, Kym became a hot figure in the music circle.
With her sweet and lovely looks, ocean butterflies chose to strike first, so Kym became the first mainland singer to sign a contract with ocean butterflies.
When JJ Lin first met Jinsha, she was fascinated by her long hair, big eyes and pure appearance. Kym's presence in the company also makes JJ Lin less empty.
JJ Lin's One Thousand Years Later, Cao Cao and She Said were released one after another, and they were also very successful, becoming love songs that have been talked about since 1980s and 1990s.
With many representative works, JJ Lin began to hold back his inner excitement. In order to let Hebe of SHE know his existence earlier, JJ Lin boldly chose a unilateral confession.
In an interview, JJ Lin decisively expressed his affection for Hebe.
Not only in words, but also in variety shows, JJ Lin kissed Hebe's poster.
In this way, JJ Lin seems to be very active and enthusiastic, but as soon as he saw the goddess herself, he immediately put away Xiong Xin's courage.
He finally met the goddess, but he was too timid to even ask for contact information.
This will give the media something to say. It not only deepened JJ Lin's love for Herbie to a higher level, but also shaped a "pure boy" in JJ Lin. All kinds of news reports are overwhelming, but Hebe is silent. After knowing that the goddess can't be pried open, JJ Lin turned to Kym, the school sister.
Under the care of the company, JJ Lin was able to cooperate with Kym on songs, and Kym's talented voice was also recognized by the public through the song "Windy Summer".
With such a successful cooperation, Kym naturally wants to get close to JJ Lin, while JJ Lin becomes Kym's escort in the name of his senior brother.
In 2005, when they were interviewed by the media, they were asked about their relationship. JJ Lin replied: "I have a good impression on her, and I don't reject the development of lovers.".
Kym didn't explicitly refuse when he saw it. He confessed his feelings about JJ Lin calling occasionally, but everything still depends on fate.
After all, their career is still on the rise, and they can't take their feelings too seriously. However, is this the case? It's not as simple as everyone thinks.
04.
As a matter of fact, JJ Lin has already hooked up with beautiful college students. Bai Weiling, a student at Fu Jen Catholic University, made her debut as a member of a women's group.
After Bai Weiling returned to Taiwan Province in 2007, she was attracted by Ocean Butterfly Records, signed up as an artist, and met JJ Lin.
Later, some media took photos of JJ Lin going out with a beautiful young woman. When they were in love for nearly two years, the relationship between JJ Lin and Bai Weiling was really bad. In order to hide the truth, JJ Lin began to live alone outside.
But how can you go out on a date without being seen?
Therefore, every time JJ Lin goes out with Bai Weiling, she will draw three or five friends, so that even if she is photographed, she can excuse her emotional problems.
But apart from Bai Weiling, the relationship between JJ Lin and Bidisulan is also confusing. They relaxed and laughed happily when they met, which really made people think.
However, the four-year relationship with Bai Weiling should be the longest that JJ Lin has ever talked about. For a long time, JJ Lin didn't appear in the media.
In retrospect, he and Bai Weiling seem to have made a clean break. After making some achievements in the music world, JJ Lin was not satisfied with singing. He turned to the screen and became an actor.
In 2008, a campus idol drama named "I am not handsome" was broadcast. The hero is JJ Lin, who is just a rookie. Together with the heroine Ceng Kaixian, JJ Lin has another scandal.
The two played lovers in the play, and Ceng Kaixian and JJ Lin were so devoted that they even pretended to do so. JJ Lin even revealed that seeing beautiful women is a bit untenable.
Ceng Kaixian started to develop in the circle as a model, with charming appearance and hot figure. Even Jay Chou was defeated by her pomegranate skirt, and she strongly invited Ceng Kaixian to star in her own MV "Unspeakable Secrets".
Even Ceng Kaixian, the No.2 female, was nominated for the Golden Horse Award for Best Supporting Actress. However, after meeting JJ Lin, Ceng Kaixian turned against others and said bluntly that he didn't like pro-Jay Chou. Only with JJ Lin can he spark love.
I thought JJ Lin and Ceng Kaixian would develop further, but it was unexpectedly revealed that JJ Lin and his ex-girlfriend Bai Weiling, who had been in love for four years, had the same photo. In the photo, they are holding the same dog, which is suspected to be the birthday celebration of the current dog.
Faced with overwhelming doubts, Bai Weiling positively admitted her four-year relationship with JJ Lin.
But that's all in the past, and it doesn't matter to JJ Lin. Looking forward to the future, his next goal appeared, and this person is Charlene Choi.
Dimple with eyelashes is your most beautiful symbol. I can't sleep every day and miss your smile.
When singing this song together, JJ Lin looked into Asa's eyes affectionately and finally kissed him on the forehead. This relationship is unusual for everyone he meets.
05.
20 10, JJ Lin has also accumulated many fans in the mainland. In order to give back to those who like him, JJ Lin chose to hold a concert in Yunnan.
In order to increase the atmosphere at the scene, JJ Lin also invited his school sister Kym to help out at the scene. The two sang songs and had ambiguous eyes. This time, JJ Lin stopped waiting and asked Kym, "Are you secretly in love with me?"
For the first time, Kym didn't have time to respond to such embarrassing words on such occasions, but JJ Lin didn't panic at all. He knelt on the ground with a bang and made a wedding gesture.
Kym can't stand such an embarrassing scene. Finally, only JJ Lin stood up and continued to sing. When they appeared in front of the media again, they kept silent about each other's feelings. JJ Lin even said directly, "The proposal is for fun. Have fun. "
At the end of this joke, everyone felt bored, but JJ Lin didn't stop there. He took a fancy to a female college student.
This female college student named Chen Lileng is called "Electronic Nurse" because of her charming figure.
On the university campus, everyone is eager to fall in love, and friends around Chen Lileng are talking about Gao Fushuai. At that time, although Chen Lileng was with JJ Lin, she couldn't officially disclose it. She had to go underground, which was unacceptable to Chen Lileng, who was in the limelight, so she sent a recent photo of them behind JJ Lin's back.
In Chen Lileng's view, this is a normal move, but then she has to face the condemnation of tens of thousands of JJ Lin fans, because in the eyes of fans, everyone regards JJ Lin as their spiritual food. Once JJ Lin has that, everything will go wrong.
Chen Lileng couldn't escape the pressure of public opinion, so he had to withdraw the photos he sent. But this time, JJ Lin did not hesitate to face his feelings. He expressed the hope that the media would give him time. He really likes Chen Lileng and is still pursuing it.
Unexpectedly, a few months later, Chen Lileng's operation made JJ Lin walk off the altar. One day, JJ Lin and Chen Lileng went out to eat. As a star artist, JJ Lin was naturally followed by the media and found JJ Lin and Chen Lileng in the restaurant, so a large group of people gathered around.
Chen suddenly lost his temper and threw the water he was drinking directly at the reporter. Chen Lileng not only behaved badly, but also muttered that he was innocent.
Photographed by many inquisitors, JJ Lin has been passed down for eight generations. Sure enough, the next day, it was reported that JJ Lin had become a male artist who liked being a bitch. When this came out, the sea butterfly felt ashamed.
JJ Lin was forced to apologize in person. After the incident subsided, JJ Lin also lamented that such a "pig girlfriend" was unacceptable, so Chen Lileng personally ruined his happiness, and the two never had anything to do again.
After the breakup of love, JJ Lin began to concentrate on the concert, but Liao Yuqing, the girl who danced for him, quietly entered JJ Lin's heart.
Unlike her previous girlfriend, Liao Yuqing is the daughter of Liao Zhide, a tycoon in Taiwan Province film studio. She looks good, and her family background matches that of JJ Lin.
After a hot dance on the stage, JJ Lin said he didn't have enough fun to talk to Liao Yuqing. He felt very sorry.
But at the later banquet, JJ Lin got his wish, and Liao Yuqing enjoyed the atmosphere of the media, which made JJ Lin's face triple. This sudden welfare made JJ Lin very proud.
However, JJ Lin, who hasn't played enough games, seems to have no intention of taking Liao Yuqing into his pocket. On 20 1 1 year, JJ Lin left Ocean Butterfly Records Company and signed Warner, so it was natural to start all over again.
At an award ceremony, JJ Lin flirted with Weng Ziman, the "Five Empresses of National Taiwan University". Naturally, the media will not let go of such news, so they follow suit everywhere. In addition to filming JJ Lin and Weng Ziman going out to eat and watch movies, JJ Lin also took Weng Ziman into KTV many times.
Maybe Weng Ziman likes JJ Lin's moving singing, so she asked her boyfriend JJ Lin to sing for her. But after JJ Lin's assistant's statement, Weng Ziman became the past.
In the same year 10, JJ Lin was followed by a beautiful woman with long legs. After midnight, JJ Lin even drove the long-legged beauty home. Unexpectedly, the media reported that JJ Lin took his girlfriend home for the night the next day.
In order to avoid suspicion, JJ Lin stood up and clarified that only ordinary friends came to their house to get things. After a few things, JJ Lin became less bold. He began to deliberately avoid the media's follow-up and confused the paparazzi with feint tactics.
The audience is tired of watching countless gossip girlfriends. JJ Lin is a real playboy, which has been confirmed by the appearance of various girlfriends.
06.
JJ Lin didn't walk hand in hand to the first year because he was waiting for his original goddess Hebe.
20 13, JJ Lin successfully shared the stage with the goddess, and they staggered on the swing and sang a love song. However, Hebe's smile doesn't seem to come from the heart. Looking at the embarrassing scene, some fans accused Hebe of being too cold-blooded.
However, JJ Lin has been immersed in the pink bubble. In order to make the goddess pay more attention to herself, she gave Hebe a deep-fried dough stick when singing the song fried noodles with soy milk. Such an embarrassing picture made Hebe blush and even want to escape from the scene.
When everyone thought Hebe would consider JJ Lin, Li Xinai appeared again. Regarding the scandal, JJ Lin responded that Hebe was the only one in his heart.
20 14, intimate photo exposure with actress Zeng. In the photo, I once snuggled up and looked like a good girl.
Who knows that this photo caused a war of words among fans, but his boss accused him of throwing himself at him.
It is used to describe JJ Lin's love history.
Until 20 15, JJ Lin hit a big stone. Near the New Year, JJ Lin held a signing ceremony in Taipei. JJ Lin was knocked down by a big man before the warm-up on the court.
Such a thing happened, which made everyone present feel very puzzled. It was not until the troublemakers voiced on the social platform that everyone understood the whole story. The troublemaker said that because JJ Lin likes to pick up girls, he should be given some color to see.
And the bigger news, in the back, the man who threw JJ Lin to the ground wrote that JJ Lin pregnant girl G, the storm, made JJ Lin hard to escape again.
After being condemned by public opinion, JJ Lin rarely appeared in public.
Until 20 19, someone reported dating a married woman, and JJ Lin became the target of public criticism again.
A Hong Kong singer wrote that JJ Lin invited his wife to a hotel. In the face of such accusations, JJ Lin quickly asked the brokerage company to write a document, which was boring, without an explanation.
It makes people feel that this singer is really hot. From a powerful singer to a "Singaporean human flesh cannon", JJ Lin is pushing himself into the abyss with every step.
07.
As for whether these scandals are groundless or true, only the parties themselves know best.
Judging from the photos of JJ Lin and his former friends, the relationship between them is definitely not shallow. We can't draw any conclusions about the comments on social platforms, and we have no right to draw any conclusions.
You can't walk by the river without wet shoes. Can only say that JJ Lin's powder loss today is caused by his own behavior.
The history of the destruction of the ambiguous king is really not as simple as it seems.
Maybe we won't know who is swimming naked until the tide recedes.
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