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Classic words that enliven the atmosphere of the group

1. Getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, sleeping again.

2. The best friend is always the wallet. When we are thin, we feel extremely distressed.

If being rich is a mistake, I'd rather make it again.

Everyone else looks good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

I am still so young, and I have reached the peak of my life. Excellence is terrible.

At present, the only thing that can be put down is chopsticks, and the only thing that can't be put down is the bed.

7. All shall be well that ends well for the rich, and the poor become house slaves.

8. Mirrors are installed in the school stairs, telling us that ugly people should read more books.

9. If it is done well, it is called self-confidence. Shameless, if done well, it is called excellent psychological quality.

10. I'm so afraid of heights that I can't look down for money all my life.

1 1. Everyone else is holding hands, and I have a dog in my hand to see who is not happy to bite.

12. If I'm in love, it doesn't matter if I'm late. If I get rich, please do it now!

13. There are only two things I can't do in my life, that is, I can't do this and that.

14. People who have been dissatisfied with hairstyles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that this is a face problem.

15. As soon as I emphasize to be a low-key person, you should clap and scream for me.

16. It's good that you left, otherwise you would have been worried. You will stay for dinner.

17. When you are alive, you will be laughed at at first, then you will laugh at others, and finally you will die laughing.

18. If I am not handsome, how can I be worthy of someone who secretly loves me?