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Let girls can't help looking for your high-level words.
Pick up hot chicks is divided into the following stages: first meeting > familiar with a > ambiguous a > lover.
1, stage: first acquaintance
Scene: A girl's WeChat was sent by someone else.
Words:
Woman: Who are you?
M: I happened to see a QR code on a telephone pole, so I scanned it and added it ~
Note: After peeling once, you still have to introduce yourself to the girl seriously.
2. Stage: First acquaintance
Words:
Female: praise you balabala (for example, you did well in the exam) male: I will be proud of you for praising me like this.
Description: This is more versatile.
3. Stage: First acquaintance
Scene: The chat was too radical, and the girl hit me.
Words:
Woman: We don't know each other. Man: Ding ~ just walked around the microwave oven, and now I'm familiar with it.
Description: misinterpretation skills are used to solve embarrassment.
4. Stage: Familiarity
Scene: I talked late yesterday and started talking the next day.
Words:
Man: I dreamed of you yesterday.
What did you dream?
Man: I dreamed that we went to the zoo, and you accidentally fell into Lion Tiger Mountain.
That scene was really bloody.
Woman: Ah. . . ! ? Do you have a hero who saved America?
Man: Four heads were killed on the spot. The others were too scared to come out today.
Description: Humorous chatting skills.
5, stage: familiar, ambiguous
Words:
W: What kind of girl do you like? Male: Kind, sensible, considerate and simple.
Description: A girl will ask you this question, which shows that she has a certain affection for you.
6. Stage: Familiar and ambiguous
Scene: Invitation
Words:
Woman: Why do you want to meet? Man: Because I almost forgot your face.
Explanation: I made a humorous rationalization of dating.
7. Stage: Ambiguous
Scene: Before dating a girl
Words:
If I secretly kissed you on our date, would you hit me?
Description: The legendary dating expectation skill. If girls don't hate dating, they can find opportunities to kiss girls directly.
8. Stage: Ambiguous
Scene: After the date, I want to kiss a girl.
Speech/operation: As long as the atmosphere is up, I will never refuse the last girl.
You take her home, near her home, and you ask her, did you have a good time today? Look me in the eye and say it, or you will lie. At this moment, the girl looks at you. What are you waiting for if she doesn't look away for more than a second?
Note: The key point is that the surrounding environment must be dark and there must be few people around.
9. Stage: Ambiguous
Scene: I want to take the girl home after the date.
Words:
Our cat can do backflips. Do you want to see it?
Note: I only mentioned staying at my house at night. Most girls who will be rejected are reserved, so we should rationalize this strange thing.
10, stage: lovers
Scene: I want to live with girls.
Words:
I want you to brush your teeth in the mirror every morning, and I will hold you in the back.
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