The whole joke

1. I have been good at putting off what I have to do today until tomorrow since I was a child. Wisdom puts off till tomorrow what you will do tomorrow. Finally, I'm tired of putting it off until the nth tomorrow, and then I call it ideal.

2. Son, what do you want for your birthday today? ""Well ... I want that homemade puzzle. " "Homemade puzzles? "What kind of pattern do you want?" "Draw a picture of dad on the puzzle." "Ha! Does the baby have to spell it out for dad? " "No, teachers and children say that it is popular to beat dad now."

3. A large hospital recruits interns, and the professor gives questions for students to answer. The professor asked: What should you do if I am bitten by a bee? A said: Just go back and put some oil on it. B said: I'll give you some medicine and oil to go back to diminish inflammation and apply it! C said: Oh, no, you have to do B-ultrasound and electrocardiogram, and you must stay in hospital for observation, otherwise the result will be very serious! As a result, C was admitted!

Extended data:

First of all, the structure of jokes

Almost all jokes consist of two parts: the first part is the beginning of the joke (for example, one day, bread and meat buns had an argument ...), and the second part is the punch line, which is an unexpected or completely opposite plot or the key to reality and the most important part of a joke, and whether this punch line can make the audience feel funny will be the key to the success of this joke.

Second, the three elements of jokes

There are also views that a good joke has three elements:

Superiority? Give people a sense of superiority.

Eliminate tension? Need to eliminate the tension caused by anxiety.

Stupid content? Its content is surprisingly stupid.