The wonderful dialogues in cross talk, storytelling and film and television dramas are short and pithy, which can better reflect the charm of words. Stop joking.

Didn't Saint Amethyst say, "There are even mountains"?

B where is this "lianshan"?

A is in this square.

B this quartet?

A, not sure. Take your time.

B Where can I find it?

At the foot of the mountain, there lived a family member named Ren. His name was Chuchu.

Oh, "the beginning of life" is a person.

A This man is tall with a black beard and likes to listen to your cross talk.

B Well ... I don't know.

Then you may know his brother.

Who is this?

A kind of "interpersonal relationship"

B "the beginning of life" and "human relations" are brothers?

The first brother and the second brother.

B that's not right. "The beginning of life" is in the first chapter, and "human relations" is in the fourth chapter. Why aren't they next to each other?

A, it should be next to each other, right

B: That's right.

How many brothers do you have?

Three brothers. I have two brothers.

Where is your brother?

B in Lanzhou.

Why are you here? Why don't you go next to him?

Wow!

Storytelling paragraph:

Classic one: the song of robbing the Tao

I opened this mountain.

I planted this tree.

If you want to go this way, stay and buy the fare.

Grind your teeth and say "no"

Look at me, one knife at a time.

It's killing ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ whether it's buried or not!

Classic 2: Weapon Spectrum

Knife, gun, sword, halberd, axe, graupel, hook, fork, boring, stick, stick, whip, mace, hammer, grab, kidnapper, meteor. What hook, handle, tip, Emei thorn, throw it out and get it back-you know everything!

Classic three: one horse and four strokes

There are many heroes in the story who are "four strokes for one horse". The first move is to hit the head, and the enemy will pull the horse to avoid the second move: hit the face, and the enemy will pull the horse again. The third measure: attack the face from the side. The enemy will have to lie on the saddle. The fourth stroke appeared as soon as his foot came back.

There are many generals who use this tactic. Here are three examples.

1: Cheng hit his head! Pick out your ears! Son, shave your teeth and take your feet!

2: Niu Hao hit his head! Gouge out your eyes! Pick out your ears! Small ~ with feet!

3: The nameless surname is Zhu Yuanzhang's general who burns incense! Kowtow! Gouge out your eyes! Pick out your ears!

Classic 4: Mandarin

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Listen to me, you endless thieves and robbers! In broad daylight, Gan Lang Kun Lang, how can you allow us to do evil here? Don't give in easily? Save me the trouble! Open your eyes and see, this is the boundary between brick, earth and law! The best hero in the world is here!