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It's very hot in dog days.
1, midsummer season is coming, the weather is hot and the sun is shining. I send a text message to cool you down. I hope you can take a bath in the river like a duck to water. Please pay attention to safety. I wish you a breeze, a bright future and a step-by-step promotion; The garden is fragrant and love is sweet. Happy summer.
Since autumn, Grandpa Qiu Feng asked me to take a message for you. He said that autumn will cool you down and protect you from the heat. Grandpa Sun also confessed that autumn will take special care of you and make you have countless gains. Beginning of autumn wants to be happy! Autumn is coming!
3, the weather is hot in midsummer, and the cooling remedies are for you to relieve the heat: kick the cold water pipe, move the refrigerator door, enter the cellar from the ground, watch the ghost film cold sweat, watch the cold jokes and laugh! Although the heat is unbearable, keep a good mood!
You see, the Woods are full of gold. Some trees took off their green clothes and put on golden sand skirts. A gust of autumn wind blew, and the leaves fell at the feet of the mother tree, laying a carpet. Ginkgo biloba leaves are like handfuls of small fans, fanning and fanning away the summer heat. The leaves of buttonwood are like our open palms, and the leaves of maple are like stamps?
5, the spring girl quietly left, and the summer came to the world unconsciously. Have you noticed these grasses at this time? Under the scorching sun, the earth is scorching, and it is very hot. Beautiful and fragrant flowers hang their heads because of the fierce sunshine and seem to have no spirit. However, the grass is not like this, but bravely holds its head high and grows tenaciously. When the storm came, it was beaten by the wind and rain, and it did not yield. It is still firmly rooted in the soil and growing tenaciously.
6, dog days, innocent and hot, send a blessing to congratulate: the weather is hot and hot, but your passion is like fire, but your career is sweating like rain, but you have earned tickets. I wish good luck, fortune, luck and a better life in one go!
7. I will quietly collect the ice water in spring, the lotus leaves in summer, the cool breeze in autumn and the plum blossoms in winter, slowly cook with the fire I care about, make a cup of tea and dispel the fire in my heart. I hope it can drive away the heat of summer and bring you a little sweetness and refreshment!
8, summer heat growth, not as long as my thoughts; The heat is unbearable, not as unbearable as my thoughts; The barrier of time and space can't seal the trek I miss. Friend, I think you are an article I write every day. I hope you can give me a topic today. I hope you are all right.
9. Summer is coming and the weather is getting hotter and hotter. There are many tadpoles in the ditches in the field. These tadpoles swim freely in the water, looking for their mother. Farmers' uncles began to grow watermelons. They all wore straw hats and worked in the scorching sun. The tree changed from a small tree to a big tree. These big trees are very popular. People go to the trees to enjoy the cool, trying to get rid of the heat.
10, the first solar term in July is a little summer. From this summer, the countdown to the hot summer begins, and the sun reaches 105? Help crops grow sturdily, send blessings through the arrival of the hot summer, and be sure to keep water from heatstroke!
1 1. When autumn comes, the green ginkgo leaves begin to turn yellow, especially in the cold dew season of the first frost, the ginkgo leaves gradually turn from green to yellow, and then from yellow to gold. At this time, Ginkgo biloba leaves decorate the ginkgo tree golden, noble and particularly beautiful. Autumn wind came, and ginkgo leaves began to fall, from few to many, about a month. Golden ginkgo leaves are floating in the wind, like handfuls of beautiful small fans, fanning away the heat in summer, the coolness in autumn and the cold in winter. Ginkgo biloba and ginkgo biloba are a family, just like a mother and a child. Without the permission of the big tree, the leaves will not fall by themselves. I think the falling ginkgo leaves should be alive. This year they left their mother in tears, and next year they will definitely return to their mother's arms in another way with a lovely smile.
12, this summer is very hot. Let me help you cool down. As the saying goes, peace of mind is naturally cool. You can adjust your mood like this: buy a bunch of watermelons, cut them with a kitchen knife, and read a cool summer spell: I kill melons! I kill melons!
13, it's hot and easy to get bored. I specially sent messengers to meditate for you in spring, autumn and winter. Spring breeze blows on your cheeks-pleasant, drink a cup of tea soaked in autumn chrysanthemum-soothe your nerves, and snowflakes cover your skin-cool, and a little gift is not a tribute, just for your peace of mind. Smile.
14, as soon as September arrives, there will be autumn, and autumn will slip away in the foggy dawn and disappear in the hot afternoon. It tiptoed through the top of the tree, dyed some leaves red, and then flew over the valley in droves and left.
15, the weather is so hot that it seems that a little spark will cause an explosion.
16, the sun not only opened the distance between the Sudanese sky, but also dominated the daily life of the whole people. In China, people used to work at sunrise and rest at sunset, while in Sudan, people used to work at sunrise and rest at sunset to avoid strong sunlight. However, grabbing projects requires day and night fighting, and this habit can only be implemented for one or two months in the hottest season.
17, the summer heat needs a cool breeze. Send flowers to relatives and friends, enjoy the beautiful scenery and the mountains and rivers. I wish my friends good health, family harmony, successful career, good luck, happiness and a happy life.
18, the weather in summer is as hot as a steamer.
19, the inevitable heat in summer is really a headache, whether you are walking on the road under the scorching sun or have entered the shadow of trees and houses; Whether in the morning or at night, the heat of that summer is always with you, haunting you, which is really annoying.
20. The tireless cry of cicadas brings people a kind of summer irritability. Without a breath of wind, the earth is like a steamer.
2 1, the dog days are very warm and give you hot care; The greetings in dog days are warm and send you warm wishes; The greetings in dog days are cool, which gives you the coolness in summer. Bless your friends, health and happiness will follow.
22, send you a shout, cool breeze blowing. Pattering, bean-sized raindrops hit the ground. Give you a drink and drink more boiled water. Send you a beep, bless you and send a message to care about you. Give you a hum, not afraid of dog fever.
23. The dog days are full of anger. When things are not fair, I am very nervous. Calm down and let your heart calm down. It hurts to be angry, calm and in a good mood.
Flowers are my greetings, rain is my concern, and you are my most sincere friend. In the hot dog days, I would like to relieve the heat for you and give you an ice cream wish. May you be cool.
25, lotus fragrance knows summer, friendship is like wine, I wish you a worry-free life; Time flies, suddenly looking back, a blessing is always the same; It's dog days again. I've been greeting for a long time. It's awesome. May your life be happy and carefree!
26, dog days, don't worry, make you happy, solve riddles on the lanterns: three horizontal and three vertical, three left three left. Type a word. Guess right, send you a forest to cool off; Wrong guess, I'll give you a hectare of forest to keep you cold in the dog days!
27, three volts to send you a cool three treasures: the treasure of cool text messages, look in your eyes, cool in your heart, cool in your body; The two treasures are cool and blessed, self-cultivation and diet are very comfortable; Three treasures are cool, and it is the hottest in three volts. It will pass quickly, don't worry; Dog days, let the cool three treasures bring you cool enjoyment!
28, the dog days greetings are very warm, giving you hot care; The greetings in dog days are warm and send you warm wishes; The greetings in dog days are cool, which gives you the coolness in summer. Bless your friends, health and happiness will follow.
29. Send you? Whoosh? The cool wind is blowing. Send you? Hey? The heavy rain pounded the ground. Send you? Gollum? Drink more boiled water. Send you? Tick-tock? , bless SMS to send care. Send you? Huh? , not afraid of dog days.
30, three volts, come to the trick: fully rest and sleep, avoid catching cold, cover the quilt, clean the skin, take a bath frequently, fruits and vegetables are indispensable, and adjusting the diet is the most important.
3 1. Pay attention to heatstroke prevention in dog days. In order to test and prevent heatstroke, a special summer table is issued: summer rain bursts to relieve summer heat, drink more green tea to reduce dryness, prevent insect bites from Wen Zi, be optimistic and carefree, and exercise strongly, especially in Beijing. If you can keep reading and understanding, congratulations on your heatstroke!
32. In the face of dog days, generations have spent this way: Mao said:? Land reform fans can cool down. ? Deng said: turning on the air conditioner can cool down. ? Jiang said: Linjiang is naturally cool. ? Nonsense:? The wind comes from all directions, and the waves come from all directions. Relax naturally. ? Rumor:? Cooling down depends on natural habits, and people's lives can be relaxed. ?
Dogs spit out their long tongues, cicadas bark desperately, and the whole earth is like a big steamer.
34. In the month, the sun hung like a fireball in the blue sky. The clouds couldn't stand the heat and quietly hid without a trace. The trees on the river bank spread thick branches and leaves, trying to block out the glare of the sun.
35. Although the burning sun has not yet come directly, the sand on the roadside has already revealed a timid light. The grass seems to be unable to withstand the scorching sun and slowly hangs down its leaves. Only the fish in the pond are not afraid of the heat and swim freely in the water in the trees on the shore.
36. Today's weather is so dull that you can hardly breathe!
37. The sun is scorching the earth, and cicadas are not far away.
38. The sun is annoying and I can't wait to enjoy the cool under the tree.
39. Early in the morning, cicadas cried loudly to tell people that another hot day had begun.
40. In summer, the clear river has become a good place for children to escape the heat. You see, they are frolicking in the water, having a water fight for a while, fishing for a while, and having a good time.
4 1, the summer sun is like a big fireball, so hot that people have nowhere to hide.
42. Wan Li is clear, there is no cloud in the sky, and the sun bakes the ground hot; A south wind blew, rolling up a heat wave from the ground, which made people feel suffocated. Weeds can't resist the sun exposure, and the leaves are rolled into thin strips.
43. The temperature is very high, and the blazing sun shines directly on everything, making those stone steps glow with white light. Due to the reflection of these stone steps, the eaves are also heated, so the air there is dull and as hot as a boiler.
44. In midsummer, it is so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly near the shade, as if they were afraid that the sun would burn their wings.
45. The scorching sun turned all the old loaches in the field white. The stream near the village dropped a few inches, and the stones above the water suddenly became bigger.
46. The whole city is like a burnt-out brick kiln, which makes people breathless. Dogs lie prone on the ground with bright red tongues, and mules and horses have particularly large nostrils.
47. There is not a cloud in the blue sky. The sun is scorching the earth, the water in the river is boiling hot, and the soil in the field is smoking.
48. The flaming umbrella hangs high in the air, so hot that the fish in the river dare not surface and the birds dare not fly out of the mountains. Even the dogs in the village just stick out their tongues and gasp endlessly.
49. The weather is sweltering, and there is no wind. The thick air seems to have solidified.
50. The sun is like the boss's fireball, the light is burning, the road surface is scorched by the scorching sun, and a pile of white smoke is stepped on.
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