Jokes about the Internet

Creationism and Evolution The youngest daughter asked her mother, "You said that man was created by God, but my father said that man was changed from apes. Isn't this contradictory? "

The mother said to her daughter, "honey, there is no contradiction at all." Simply put, mother's family was created by God, while your father's family was transformed from apes. "

The husband drives out and the wife listens to the radio at home.

Hearing the report, the wife quickly picked up the phone: "Husband, I just heard a car reversing on the highway on the radio. You must be careful!" " "

Husband: "Which one is it?" I think hundreds of cars are going backwards! "

At noon, my husband stared at me carefully for a long time and said, "A woman who doesn't do housework can never be beautiful."

He came back late at night, so I had to cook.

My husband ate a mouthful of food, looked at me carefully for a long time and said, "Women who do housework are always beautiful, but you are an exception."

Then I went on strike.

A child wrote:

It's a fine day today. I drove a Rolls Royce from my husband's wedding anniversary, wearing a three-carat diamond ring and ruby necklace around my neck, and took my children to the forest park to play. Suddenly, a smelly, filthy and homeless old lady rushed out of the road. Oh, my god She is my Chinese teacher!

Teacher's comment: You are standing in class this week.

The office is discussing which is more important, wife or friends.

A male colleague said loudly, "friends are of course important!" Friends are like brothers. Can brothers be broken? Women are like clothes, and clothes can be changed! "

Coincidentally, his girlfriend just came to visit the class and stood at the door to meet him.

The male colleague immediately turned his head: "This time is different from the past. Now only people with broken hands and feet will be seen on the street. Have you ever seen anyone naked? "