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Emperor Huan, Emperor Gaozu Liu Bangzhong, was born in Bo's daughter. In the spring of the 11th year of Emperor Gaozu, Chen Si's army was defeated and Dai Di was pacified, so Liu Huan was appointed as the acting king, with its capital in Zhongdu (now southwest of Pingyao, Shanxi). Lv Hou died in July, 1988. In August, Lu Gang wanted to make an insurrection, and Qi Xin, Minister of the Han Dynasty, joined forces to kill Lu and plotted to be king.
Both the Prime Minister and Qiu sent people to meet the acting king. On behalf of the king, he asked Zhang Wu, the left and right doctor. After consulting with Zhang Wu, he said: Han Chen was a general in power, familiar with the art of war, skilled in tactics and good at intrigue. This trip is not their original intention, but they are afraid of the strength accumulated with Lv Hou. Now that Zhu Lu and wyndell dichinson Shi Jing have been killed, it is not credible to welcome the king. This is also the reputation of a dirty king, or it may be a scapegoat. May the king let the disease be a thing of the past and wait and see.
Captain Chang Song pushed his way through the crowd and said, What the ministers said is wrong. When the Qin dynasty lost its political power, the heroes rose together. There were more than 10 thousand people who thought they could win the world, but only Liu could ascend to the throne, and the world was no longer delusional. This is one of them. Gaozu made his son king, and the terrain was staggered and restricted each other. His flexible use of Jiang Taigong's military strategy fully embodies the rock-solid purpose and has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. This is the second one. The rise and fall of the Han dynasty abolished the tyranny of the Qin dynasty, formulated simple rules and regulations, applied virtue and benefit, and made everyone feel safe. Others also knew that this was unshakable. This is also the third time. With the majesty of Lv Hou, Zhu Lu was made three kings. He was autocratic and arrogant. However, Zhou Taiwei only entered the northern army with a false imperial edict, and all the soldiers stayed for Liu's sake, rebelling against Zhu Lu. This was an act of God, not manpower. Although the minister has two minds today, the people will not be used by him. How do they control the situation? Today, the only governors of Emperor Gao are King Huainan and King Youwang. Wang Lao, virtue, benevolence and filial piety are well known all over the world. Therefore, the minister satisfied the hearts of all subjects and welcomed the king. Don't hesitate any longer.
Song Changzhe, the grandson of Song Yi, was awarded the top scholar in Qing Zi by Chu Huaiwang in Qin Chu. Yi Song was killed by Xiang Yu and his descendants took refuge in Liu Bang.
King Dai didn't dare to write an autobiography, so he reported it to his mother, the Queen Mother, and hesitated. The tortoise who divines has a big sign. Zhan Yue: The big cross is bitter, the rest are heavenly kings, and Xia Qi shines brilliantly.
The acting king is not clear. Q: I am already a king. How can I be called a king?
The soothsayer, the predecessor of a great prophet in later generations, has not yet been reincarnated as a human being, and immediately explained: Daheng is a divinatory symbol, Geng Xu, as a substitute; The heavenly king, the son of heaven, means the emperor; Xia Qi shines brightly, and the Yu Xia family inherits the Qi state in the world, and the son inherits his father's footsteps, which means that your old man is about to become an emperor.
The acting king pondered for a moment and said, Impossible? Said the son inherited his father's business, that's Liu Ying's brother. If I were the emperor, this would be Liu Hong's little nephew's class. It's hard to say, right?
Zhao Bo and Yi Song, tired of waiting, stepped forward and said, Your father is the emperor, so you are the emperor. Isn't this what the son inherited from his father? We'll talk about other things then.
Therefore, Dai Wang Nai sent his old uncle Zhao Bo to Beijing to meet Hou Zhoubo, a member of the new government. The new government showed great enthusiasm for the arrival of Zhao Bo, introduced the previous stage's work to Zhao Bo in detail, informed the current situation, and had a profound discussion on the future political situation. The two sides exchanged views on the political future of the new government members. Zhao Bo grasped this message and made the necessary commitments flexibly and solemnly. I rushed back at once and reported to King Dai that peace is reliable and there is nothing to worry about.
Dai Wang swept away his sad face and said to Chang Song with a smile, If it is true!
Dai Wang immediately appointed Chang Song as a participant and went to Chang 'an with six generals, including Zhang Wu. Wang Shangxin, the new generation of Wang Shangxin, is so evil that a large group of people, driving his advanced sports car, aim at the target behind him. I'm afraid the plan will fail and the changes will increase greatly. If something bad happens, I'm ready to run back quickly.
The chariots and horses went to Gaoling for a short rest, and Song Changxian went to Chang 'an to investigate the situation. When Chang Song rode to Wei Qiao, he saw that officials below the Prime Minister had been waiting for a long time and hurried back to Daiwang. When King Dai heard this, he was afraid that everyone would be impatient and forgot to rest, so he rushed to Wei Qiao. As soon as the ministers saw it, they went to offer their condolences. The king was flattered and got off and bowed. Seeing that Dai Wang was amiable and had no shelf, Zhou Bo went forward and said to Dai Wang, Let's talk first.
When Chang Song saw that Zhou Bo had lost his manners, he was afraid that the king would lose his mind, but he said sternly, If it is official business, please say it in public. When it comes to private affairs, the king is not private.
Frequency wants to bully Liu Huan's weakness, not whisper, so as to impress the king or show something on his behalf. Unexpectedly, I was suddenly reprimanded in public, my confidence was hit, and I lost my heart for a while. He knelt under the emperor's imperial edict, which represented the passing of Qiu, but he dared not accept it. He said, we can't stay here for long. Please go to Daiwang Guanfu to discuss again.
Ministers immediately became angry and gathered in the official residence of Dai Wang. The Prime Minister, Qiu, General Chen Wu, Taishi Gong Zhang Cang, Liu Ying, Zhu Liuzhang, Dongmou Xingju and Canon Liu Jie all said that Zihong and others are not sons of filial piety and should not inherit the imperial system for the ancestral temple. I'd like to ask you to discuss it with the queen, evil king, imperial clan, ministers, princes and officials above 2000 stone. I think the king is the eldest son of Gaudi, and I hope the king is the son of heaven.
Empress Heqing, the wife of Liu Bang's younger brother Liu Zhong, is now the mother and aunt of Liu Bi, the king of Wu. At that time, she was the highest ranking member of the Liu family. Dai Wang said: Being an emperor is a very important job, and I am not qualified to serve the ancestral temple. I'd like to invite my uncle, King Liu of Chu, to discuss this important issue. I don't deserve it
As we all know, the so-called Greek gifts don't come. Dai Wang came all the way here not to get out of the way, but because of the restrictions of etiquette, he had to behave himself, so he bowed down and begged again. Dai Wang stood in the east and abdicated three times, and was pushed to the west by everyone. Dai Wang was particularly ashamed that he was heartless and stood in the north, so they had to invite him to the seat in the south again. The acting king abdicated twice and wanted to abdicate the third time. Chang Song quickly winked at him, fearing that his resignation would make a fool of himself, and all previous efforts would be in vain. The Prime Minister made a speech on behalf of all the people: It is most appropriate for your majesty to worship the temple of Emperor Gao, and even the world thinks so. I think of the ancestral temple, the country, national affairs, the whole world and all the people, and I dare not neglect them. May your majesty listen to the heartfelt words of my ministers and be loyal to others. I want to give you the imperial seal of Tian Zi.
Dai Wang said helplessly, since the imperial clan, generals, kings and princes all think that there is no more suitable candidate than me, I dare not refuse again, so I will take this tiring job.
He hung the emperor's seal on behalf of Wang Sui and made Jeff emperor. History is called Emperor Xiaowen.
After the courtiers bowed down in turn according to the etiquette, they let the first rickshaw pullers in the world-Taifu Teng Gongying and Dong Mouxing live in the Qing Palace. Despite his old age and weak body, Teng Gong personally drove the car to welcome Emperor Xiaowen to Weiyang Palace. That night, he was appointed as general Wei and commander-in-chief of the garrison in the capital, commanding the north and south armies; Zhang Wu was appointed as a doctor and has been in charge of palace affairs. Liu Huan is too excited to sleep at night. He walked around the temple, full of thoughts. Finally, I came to the front hall and wrote an imperial edict overnight, which read: "Idle man, Zhu Lu, uses power for great rebellion. If you want to harm Liu's ancestral temple, you must punish Hou's ministers, all of which are hidden. " When he first acceded to the throne, he spared the world and gave the people a first-class title, a hundred women and wine, and lived for five days.
The laws enacted by Xiao He in the Han Dynasty stipulated that three or more people who drank alcohol for no reason were fined four or two. Therefore, if you want to celebrate the world, you need the emperor to issue letters. As the ancients said, money is spent for jù Yong and rice is spent for pú Yong. Those who are embarrassed, drink and pay the bill, just like the AA system that people engage in today; Bud, the king, drinking. Since King Wuling of Zhao destroyed Sun Yat-sen, he rewarded the three armed forces and made the people stop fighting for five days.
In October of the first year of Emperor Xiaowen, the late evil king was demoted as a prince because he did not take the initiative to destroy Lu's beauty and could not bear to kill him.
The next day, the emperor visited Liu Bang Temple and was sworn in. Drop left to prime minister, rise to prime minister, for satrap. The territory of Qi and Chu cut by Lu was restored.
On the third day, General Zhao Bo was sent to welcome the Empress Dowager back to Beijing.
1 1 month, Emperor Xiaowen made a summary of the coup, saying: Lu Chan became prime minister on his own and Lv Lu became a general. Good at forcing the baby to attack the soldiers, trying to take Liu's place to defend Xingyang, and conspiring with the ministers to punish Lu. Lu's desire for production is not good. The Prime Minister and Qiu zhou bo want to seize Lu's production and other troops. Zhu Liuzhang killed Lu Chan and others first. Qiu led Hou Jitong of Xiangping to hold a ceremony and called him to write to the Northern Army. Liu Jie, the guest of honor, went with Zhao Wanglu. Seal up 20,000 households in Zhou Bo and give 5,000 kilograms of gold. Chen Ping and Guan Ying each have 3,000 families and 2,000 kilograms of gold. There are 2,000 households in Hou Jitong, Zhu and Xiang Ping, with gold 1000 Jin. Liu Jie, a guest of the Jin Dynasty, was honored as a Yangxin Hou and was given one thousand Jin of gold. Although Liu Xingju, Duke of Dongmou, made no achievements during the reign of Lu, he showed extraordinary heroism in the Qing Dynasty, especially when facing the young emperor. This is what ordinary people can't do. Although it should not be advocated in the future, it is still necessary to reward the past, and it is allowed to be carried out according to the gift of his brother Liu Zhang.
Just as this imperial edict was about to be completed, Emperor Xiaowen heard that Zhou Bo proposed to make the king of Qi emperor. He was angry that he didn't think of himself first, but he erased the word "two" from 20,000 families as a sign of punishment.
In December, the emperor taught his ministers that law is the correct way to govern the country, and it is used to prohibit mobs and lead good people. There is such a clause in the current law that a person commits a crime, which involves his parents and wife, even an infant. I am deeply disturbed. Please discuss this clause.
The doctor of law and the heads of relevant departments have a clear idea of this and replied: the people can't govern themselves, so legislation prohibits it. The law of collective punishment is to increase the cost of their crimes and make them have scruples when preparing to break the law. This law has a long history and a long history. It is better to keep it. Otherwise, the just action of Zhou Bo and Chen Ping to kill the Lushi family will lose its legal basis.
Hearing this, Liu Huan suddenly thought that he was going to engage in an image project, so he shouldn't be angry. Instead, he turned anger into worry. He taught him earnestly: I listen to the law respectfully and carefully, and when I am guilty, the people will obey. Moreover, officials should lead the people and make them rich. Now, these corrupt officials can neither set an example for the people, but also threaten and harm the people with harsh policies, torture and harsh laws, which is the chief culprit of the disaster. Why should they be banned? I don't see the benefits of such a law. You should study it deeply. Don't talk nonsense, give me some history.
The emperor opened his mouth slightly, the court shook, and some officials were afraid. They all say: Your Majesty is kind to all countries and benefits cattle, horses, ministers and so on. We fully support your highest instructions and immediately abolish this legal clause that harms the country and people.
In the first month of the first year of Emperor Xiaowen, the relevant departments asked Emperor Xiaowen to establish a prince. The emperor said: I am immoral. Without the enjoyment of God, the world may not be satisfied. Although I can't seek the sage of the world and submit to him now, it seems too modest to establish a prince early. Why should I tell the world? We'll talk later.
Relevant departments have drawn lessons from the past and made full preparations for this proposal. They said: The early establishment of the Prince is to show that your majesty attaches importance to the ancestral temple country, and also to show the people of the whole country that the future is the Liu family's world, and to stabilize the people's hearts and stability is overwhelming!
Liu Huan is eloquent, besides, the official articles are good, and the emperor doesn't want to appear lack of rhetoric in front of ministers. This is a good time to promote morality. He said: King Chu is my brother-in-law. He is old, has extensive experience and knows the situation of the country very well. Wu Wang is my uncle's eldest brother, generous and kind, virtuous and virtuous. My brother Huainan Wang assisted me in benevolence. They are all people I am proud of! Governors, imperial clan, Kundi and heroes are mostly virtuous people. If such people help me to inherit my unfinished business, it will be a blessing to the country and to the people all over the world! You don't choose these people, and you always say that you are a prince. People think I have forgotten the sages and people, but in fact I am thinking about my son, not the whole world. I'm not taking anything!
Faced with this kind of right and wrong, ministers dare not casually echo, give up their principles, and argue with the classics one after another, saying that in ancient times, the reason why the Yin, Shang and Zhou Dynasties lasted for more than a thousand years was because they insisted on inheriting their father's business. Since ancient times, Gaudi personally led the literati, pacified the world and enfeoffed the princes. He was the Mao emperor of later generations. Princes and princes are also their own ancestors. Inheriting from generation to generation, this is also the righteousness of the world. This is also the established policy of Emperor Gao. We will fight anyone who wants to change it without authorization. If we give up the best candidate and choose the crown prince from the princes or imperial families, it will violate the will of the high emperor and the cause of the country and the people. Liu Yuxin's qi is the greatest, pure and kind. Please make him a prince.
Hearing this, Liu Huan seemed to understand the importance of taking home as his country, and said, Liu Qi, this boy, has always thought that he is naughty, doesn't study hard, idles around and wastes money. You didn't say that. I didn't know he had these virtues. Does he really know his son better than his father? In that case, it's up to you, so as not to make so much noise all day and affect my appetite.
Emperor Xiaowen wanted the whole world to share the joy of establishing a prince and give the people the first-class salary of the legal heir. At the same time, the general was named Hou.
It is necessary to explain these virtuous people mentioned by Liu Huan first, so that you can see them more clearly. After being praised by Emperor Xiaowen, Liu Chang, the king of Huainan, was triumphant and arrogant, and killed the former Prime Minister Biyanghou. Whether he hates Lv Zhi, the queen of Liu Bang, is unknown. Later, he disobeyed orders, became arrogant, plotted rebellion, was sent to Shu, and died on the way. Liu Bi, the king of Wu, sent his son, also his prince, to worship in Chang 'an and drink with two brothers, the Crown Prince of Emperor Xiaowen, to decide whether to win or lose. In order to fight for the road, the prince drew his sword and hacked to death his cousin Wu Wang. The court sent someone to send the body of the king of Wu back to the state of Wu for burial. When the prince saw it, he said angrily, The world belongs to Liu, and he will be buried where he dies. Why did you send it all the way back?
Then, he did not hesitate to send it back to Chang 'an for burial. This is a major event that defies the imperial edict, but Emperor Xiaowen did not pursue it because of his shortcomings. After the death of Liu Jiao, the king of Chu, his grandson Liu Wu became the king of Chu, and Empress Dowager Cixi also died. Liu Wu was busy with women instead of turning grief into strength, so he was punished and confiscated his Donghai County. After Emperor Xiaowen died, he made the Crown Prince emperor. Knowing that the good times were over, Liu Bi joined forces with seven countries, including Chu and Qi, and launched the "Seven-country Rebellion". The attack was invalid, and the king of Wu and the king of Chu were killed.
In March, the relevant departments requested to seal the queen. The Queen Mother Bo appointed the Crown Prince and the Queen Mother as Empresses. The queen's surname is Dou. Emperor Xiaowen sent cloth, silk, rice and meat to the widowed, widowed, destitute, laid-off and unemployed people over 80 years old and orphans under 9 years old. For the Han royal family at this time, there is a very strange phenomenon, that is, regardless of ancient and modern times, the queen was established first, and then the prince was established. Emperor Xiaowen, on the other hand, established a prince first and then a queen, which also reflected the life strategy of reform, opening up and innovation at that time. This should be explained from the anecdotes of Queen Bo and Queen Dou. It turned out that after Liu Bang's death, Lv Hou came to power and the palace was crowded with people. Lv Hou selected a group of outstanding people to give to the princes, five for each prince. Of course, these are all defiled by Liu Bang before he could. Dou's daughter was also selected, because her family was in Qinghe Guanjin, Zhao family, and was specially entrusted by eunuchs to send her to the editing and repairing office so as to be closer to her parents. But the eunuch was busy with official business, thinking that Dai and Zhao were not far apart, so he put her in the comfort group of Dai Wang. Dou's daughter refused to leave, and the eunuch stared and said, who do you think you are? A little maid-in-waiting, born in poverty and middle peasants, has no political background. How can she be spared? In addition, the grouping list is presented to the queen mother. Who can change it?
The girl with tears in her eyes was sent to replace the king, and I don't know which life made her rich. Dai Wang only loved this crying girl, and fell in love at first sight. She felt that she had a melancholy and beautiful temperament, and she refused to let go. She gave birth to a daughter and two men for Dai Wang. Before that, the acting queen had given birth to four sons for the acting king, but after the contemporary king entered Chang 'an and became emperor, the four sons born to the acting queen died one after another. In a rage, the queen refused to be reborn. In this way, Emperor Xiaowen only left Dou's two sons and daughters among the best. This gives the relevant departments a problem, because there must be an emperor and a queen. If there is a queen, it will be replaced at that time. But if the queen has no children, it is not in line with the tradition that the mother factor is expensive. Filial Hui Di lost his country because the queen had no children. Things are dead, people are alive, and the emperor's advisers are brilliant and quick-thinking, and immediately thought of this wonderful idea of establishing a prince first and then a queen. Where is this height? One stroke is worth 10,000 strokes, and at the same time, because of its rich connotation and endless changes, it has been tried and tested by future generations and has not been fully understood.
It is said that shortly after Queen Dou left home for Beijing, her parents died in poverty. Her younger brother Guangguo was four or five years old and was sold. He has changed more than a dozen families and has not been heard from. Dou Guangguo was a little older and went to Yiyang to burn charcoal for the rich. At night, people who burn charcoal rest under the cliff and suddenly encounter a landslide. More than a hundred people died in it, and only Guangguo escaped. If the cloud exists, there will be blessings. Guangguo was closed in a few days, so I came to Chang 'an with the joy of the rest of my life. Coincided with the establishment of Empress Dou, the court searched for the Empress's family with overwhelming power, and only found a cousin, which made the Empress even more depressed. Guangguo heard that the queen's surname was Dou, and she was from Guanjin, Qinghe. She was moved and wrote a letter to herself. It turns out that Guangguo was young when he left home, but he already knew the county name and surname, what's more, he had just experienced a life-and-death disaster and smelled like where will you go. The relevant departments dare not neglect, temporarily give up bureaucracy, actively visit, make sure it is clear, but report to the emperor. The queen was eager to come to the palace, and the emperor personally inquired and asked, what you said is reasonable, what else can be verified?
Therefore, Dou Guangguo recalled that when he was a child, he and his sister went into the mulberry forest to pick mulberry leaves and played mulberry leaves as a symbolic game. On the day when his sister came to Beijing, his family went to the post office to say goodbye. My sister looked at him with tears in her eyes and asked for a bowl of rice to feed him herself. After that, she was reluctant to leave home. At that time, after the queen heard the emotion after the screen, she couldn't help but come out and cry with her brother. In order to set off the atmosphere, the attendants in the palace were all on the ground, crying their eyes out for the queen. The effect was so strong that it shocked all three Chinese tiles in the backyard.
Emperor Xiaowen came from his own generation. At the beginning of his accession to the throne, Shi Dezheng gave alms to the world, and the governors were happy to see it. Then reward them according to their merits, so that the heroes from generation to generation are greatly respected. He said: When the minister punished the Lu family and greeted me, I was suspicious and indecisive, and everyone dared not come. Only when Captain Song Changli advised me, could I become emperor. I have made him a general, and now I have made him a powerful marquis. The other six people who came with me were all officials to Jiuqing.
There were nine ministers in the Han Dynasty, namely Taichang, Guanglu, Qiu Wei, Taifu, Tingwei, Dahonglu, Zong Zheng, Dasinong and Shaofu.
In order to win the hearts of the people, Emperor Xiaowen announced that he would follow Gao Di into Shu and Hanzhong and seal 300 households from 68 households. Ten senior officials with more than 2,000 stones, including Liu Bangshi and Yingchuan Shouzun, each sealed 600 households; Fifteen people, including Huaiyang Shoushen Tujia, each sealed 500 households; Wei and other ten people, each with 400 households. Zhao, the uncle of the king of Huainan, was named Zhou Yanghou, and his uncle was named Hou of the Qing Dynasty.
In the autumn of this year, in order to reflect the dominant idea of benefit sharing, Cai, the former prime minister of Changshan King, was also named Fan Hou. After some reorganization, Liu Huan's position has been consolidated. At the same time, he also has a heavy stone in his heart, which he can't let go at the moment.
Since Liu Huanrong was promoted to emperor, Zhou Boquan's social status has been greatly improved, and he is somewhat proud. When someone saw it, they persuaded him, "You punished Lu at the beginning, and welcomed the guests as the king, which made great contributions to the world." . Now that you have won the honor, you have been rewarded and you are in an honorary position. Even the emperor stood up to greet you when he saw you. As the saying goes, when the water is full, it will overflow, and when the moon is full, it will lose money.
Hearing this, Zhou Bo was afraid. At the end of August that year, he resigned from the emperor with trepidation. However, Emperor Xiaowen's retention was invalid, and he immediately approved the appointment of Chen Ping as full-time prime minister.
In the second year 10, Chen Ping died after working full-time for less than two months, leaving the country and people he loved forever. Emperor Xiaowen spoke highly of this. Despite his illness, Zhou Bo urged him to serve his country, be loyal to you, plead for the people and be re-appointed as the first prime minister. Emperor Xiaowen delivered an important speech at the memorial meeting of Prime Minister Chen: I heard that in ancient times, after the founding of the People's Republic of China for more than a thousand years, it was rare for the people not to work hard, to be happy up and down, and to lose their morality and politics. But what is the situation now? Most of Liehou lived in Beijing, and they were commanded by remote control. Not only do ordinary people send money and transport grain thousands of miles away, but they also increase the burden on farmers, and the influence of Liehou's disregard for people's feelings and separation from the people is extremely bad. I ordered all the liehou to leave Beijing and take their positions. Those who hold several posts shall be given fiefs by their legal heirs. If the legal heir is young and breastfeeding, his mother can go with him. After the mother leaves, you can find more mistresses and open more caves!
The atmosphere was harmonious and everyone laughed.
November (the last day of the lunar month), solar eclipse. 1February 15, another solar eclipse. The ancients thought that an eclipse was a new moon (the first day of the lunar calendar) and an eclipse was hope. The time period of solar eclipse is about 173 days. Now, there are two consecutive eclipses in half a month, which is definitely a sign of God. Therefore, Emperor Xiaowen made a big fuss and taught the ministers: I heard the ancients say a long time ago that if people were born to steam, they should establish a king to govern them. If the owner is immoral and the policy is unfair, he will warn the disaster from heaven to punish the corruption of the immortals. Now God has been eating for two days in a row. It warns us how big a mistake you have made. If we don't change our tune and repent, what kind of disaster will God bring? I am honored to be the emperor, imperceptibly above the princes. The people are poor and backward, hungry and cold, and the main responsibility for world stability lies with me and several ministers. I can't strengthen the country and enrich the people and educate all beings; It is a great sin to offend the heavenly king and bring trouble to the three lights! Now I order you to tell me all about my mistakes and my poor knowledge, and you must have nothing to hide. Recommend a virtuous, honest and eloquent person to be the director of the supervisory Committee and correct my extreme. Government officials at all levels should perform their duties, reduce the burden on farmers and strive to increase farmers' income. My virtue and personal charm have not yet reached the lofty realm of conquering foreign countries, conquering foreign rulers and conquering the enemy without fighting. Therefore, the national defense forces and the public security police forces can only be strengthened, not weakened. Although the garrison cannot be stopped, the garrison troops in the capital can be reduced, deployed and appropriately changed to reduce military expenditure, increase military efficiency and improve the combat effectiveness of the army. To this end, the South and North armies were reorganized and removed from the post of general. The royal motorcade led by Taifu, except the horses necessary to maintain the image of the government, was all allocated to the post office to support the national economic construction.
After General Chang Song was dismissed, he lost his position in the government. According to the decree issued by Emperor Xiaowen before, he will go to the Far East, go to that place in Jimo County, Laizhou, Shandong Province, and be his own strong man. This is not the end of his life. After Emperor Xiaowen died, Liu Qi, the son of Emperor Xiaowen, succeeded to the throne. Liu Qi thinks that when he sleeps at night in Beijing, he must listen to Chang Song's bangzi to sleep. At that time, when Bangzi played late, he was very angry and often dozed off, so he dismissed his position as a duke and sent him to the seaside to fish for a living. A generation of famous soldiers, also the descendants of a generation of famous soldiers, ended their lives in poverty. After Chang Song died, his body was washed to the beach, and his head was taken by a big fish to play. People can only confirm his identity after seeing the waist tag awarded by Emperor Xiaowen hanging around his waist. Chang Song didn't think he had been wronged or treated unfairly until his death. He thinks that marshals like Han Xin and Peng Yue didn't die of natural causes. What is their own color? He predicted that more people would die in the future than his miserable princes. Why are you sad for me?
In the first month, Emperor Xiaowen ordered: Agriculture is the foundation of the world, and agriculture is the parents of the world. Re-open the system of thousands of acres of ancient emperor's homeland, and I will personally plow and grow grain to set an example for the people all over the world. My harvested millet (glutinous rice, ordinary rice or sorghum) is put in a small dish and bowl dedicated to the ancestral temple.
After Emperor Xiaowen's death, his son filial piety became the emperor, and went further, saying: I am the best in the world, I am the best in the world.
In March, the relevant departments demanded that the prince be made a vassal king. Emperor Xiaowen thought for a moment, and said, King You of Zhao died in seclusion, and his eldest son, Liu Sui, was made King Zhao. Liu Pi, Liu Zhang, Hou of Zhu Xu and Liu Xingju of Dong contributed. Before I became emperor, I promised to let them be officials like King Qi and King Zhao. Unfortunately, there is not enough space, so I will make it king first.
Therefore, Liu Pi was appointed king of Hejian, Liu Zhang of Chengyang County of Qi City was appointed king of Chengyang, and Li Dongmou and Hou Liuxingju were appointed king of northern Hebei. Li, Liu Shen, Dai Wang, Tai Yuan Wang,.
At the retreat organized by the imperial court, Emperor Xiaowen emphasized to the ministers that the ancient government ruled the world, and the imperial court had a good reputation and a tree of rumors, so he came to admonish those who ruled the road. Today's bastard law confuses people with libel and rumors, making people with a little conscience afraid to speak, which leads me to be in power for many years and I don't know where I am wrong. People don't know I don't know their sufferings, or curse me, or complain to each other, or whisper to each other, and you people accuse them of treason. You take this opportunity to bully the superior and deceive the inferior, so that your feelings can not be released and people's grievances can not be digested. Over time, it will destroy my country! Starting today, this heinous crime will be abolished.
Ministers heard Nuo Nuo's passive voice, but they didn't dare to listen to it on the surface and didn't agree with it in their hearts. Who doesn't know that the emperor is good at issuing such grandiose supreme instructions to belittle people and raise themselves? People who believe will only laugh at him as a big fool.
The so-called "Jing", "Jing" and "Cloud" are flags decorated with yak and colorful feathers in ancient times. According to legend, Yao Di's old people are located in the main road, and people who are dissatisfied with current politics and society can stand under the banner and shout loudly, even if the government pretends not to hear. If you say these words in other places, your personal safety may not be guaranteed. Later generations learn occasionally, but it is rare to last long. Generally, it is an image project for a peaceful and prosperous time. According to legend, the tree of slander is also the masterpiece of Yao Di's old man. This piece of wood or board was put at the bridge head for people to write slanderous remarks and articles about the government. There are still varieties of this thing in the world today, and its alias is Huabiao. When the evil Eight-Nation Alliance invaded Beijing, he learned that Hua Biao had such an effect. I am afraid that the gods will see it again and alert the people to stand up and fight. Under the guidance of the traitor devil, he was killed with a cannon.
In September, a bronze tiger symbol and a bamboo ambassador were officially awarded to the county, in order to regulate the behavior of sending troops and pray for long-term stability.
In October of three years, there was another solar eclipse. Emperor Xiaowen summoned Prime Minister Zhou Bo and said: Since last year, I have ordered the vassals to return to their fiefs, but nothing has happened yet. All of them have already said goodbye to me, and they have all paid for his trip, but they still insist on not leaving. The Prime Minister is the pillar of the country, and I am an important minister. You should set an example and take the lead in going to the countryside.
Therefore, Hou Zhou Bo resigned as prime minister and returned to the fief (now Jiangxian County, Shanxi Province). Qiu Hou was promoted to prime minister. When the emperor heard the word "autumn", he was startled, so even this yamen was cancelled by the way. The shadow of Qiu leading soldiers to slaughter royal officials finally disappeared in his mind.
In April, Liu Zhang, king of Chengyang, died. Liu Chang, king of Huainan, and his guard Wei Jing killed Biyang and tried to eat him.
It's a bit ridiculous to talk about holidays in Liu Chang and Shenshi. It turned out that in the eighth year of Liu Bang, Liu Bang led an army to attack Yu Bu and returned to Beijing from Dongyuan via Zhao. Liu Bang's son-in-law, Wang Zhao Zhang Ao, served soup and arranged accommodation. Liu bang is very noisy, and it's hard to say yes. Sometimes the bed is not wide enough, and sometimes the bed is not warm enough. Zhang Ao see in the eye, the in the mind early understand. So I personally selected a beautiful woman from Handan and sent her to Liu Bang's bed. Liu bang didn't shout. The next day, Liu Bang left in a hurry because she was busy with military affairs, so the beautiful Handan woman had to remain a policeman in Zhao. Zhang Ao underestimated the title of Liu Bang as a sharpshooter. After Liu Bang left, Handan beauty reacted to pregnancy. Zhang Ao was surprised. Too careless. He solemnly built a palace outside the palace to settle the beauty of Handan and the dragon seed in her belly. Although Liu Bang was reported at that time, Liu Bang didn't take it seriously, saying that you have fucking money and spend it if you want. Don't use my banner. I'm broke.
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