Duck jokes

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1. There is a person who specializes in roast duck in Beijing. It is said that authentic roast duck is difficult to eat. Once he took a group of people to eat authentic Beijing roast duck. "Boss! Share the roast duck, want it authentic!"

I saw the little girl cut off a piece of roast duck and put it on the table, "The roast duck is here!"

This person stopped everyone first He drooled, touched the butt of the roast duck, and called the little girl angrily: "This is not a Peking duck, it's a Nanjing salted duck, please change it!"

When the little girl saw this, she quickly brought it back and exchanged it.

"The roast duck is here!" The same man touched the duck's butt and exclaimed angrily: "Little sister! This is Tianjin salted duck, change it!" The little sister took it back and told the chef, and brought another plate to the table table, "The roast duck is here!"

The man repeated the action and finally said: "It's ready to eat! This is authentic Peking duck!"

At this time, a man suddenly ran out of the kitchen. A chef knelt in front of him and said: "I have been an orphan since I was a child. I don't know where I was born. Can you touch me and tell me where I am from?"

2. I took my son to feed the ducks. He was spreading breadcrumbs to the ducks while chasing the ducks around, and I was chasing him with his apples (he didn't like to eat them, so I could only give him a few bites when he was distracted). He kept running, and I kept calling him: "Come here and have a bite of the apple before chasing the duck!" I kept repeating this sentence, and I finally shouted loudly: "Come here and have a bite of the duck..." and then He braked the brakes very smartly.

3. The duck and the crab raced and reached the finish line together. The referee said: You two use rock, paper, scissors. The duck became anxious when he heard this: Damn it, are you plotting against me? When I come out it’s paper, it’s always scissors!

4. A male teacher was teaching in the classroom, and he said angrily to the noisy classroom: "The noise made by two women is equal to the noise made by 1,000 ducks." One day, the male teacher's His wife came to school to look for him, and the female student reported: "Teacher, there are 500 ducks looking for you outside!"

5. In the animal court, the lion judge was trying three ducks.

The lion asked the first one: "What is your name?" Huahua: "My name is Huahua" Lion: "Why were you brought here?" Huahua: "I got blisters while swimming Play." The lion judge thought there was nothing wrong with it and let it go.

The lion asked the second one: "What is your name?" Maomao: "My name is Maomao" Lion: "Why were you brought here?" Maomao: "I was swimming while swimming Play with the water." The lion thought about it and let it go.

The lion asked the third duck with a bruised nose and face: "What is your name?" The duck said: "My name is Bubbles."

6. When the duck saw the chicken, he said: "How is life?"

The chicken said: "Isn't it okay to have so many people feeding me every day?"

"Really? I'm miserable!! So many chickens come to me every day, how annoying!"

7. Aunt Wang who lives by the river heard that the sea water is salty, so she I came up with the idea of ??raising ducks on the beach, because the eggs laid by ducks on the beach may be salty. But on second thought, I decided not to go, because if the duck swam to the other side, how would we find it?