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202 1 classic quotations mc numbness

1, don't sleep late every day, just sleep at night; Don't get up too early in the morning, just get up.

2, hey buddy, pay attention, I suggest you clean the leeks between your teeth before grinning.

3, don't say that the poor have been forced to break the river for 30 years!

4. Confucius said that human nature is good at the beginning of life, and it must be done when you grow up!

I can be shameless for money, and I can be desperate for face!

6, don't sleep late every day, just sleep at 2 pm; Don't get up too early in the morning, just get up at 5 o'clock.

7. Looking at the girl's calm appearance, I suddenly found the feeling of tempering my will in life.

8, the language should be classic, the appearance should be conspicuous, and the person should be low-key!

9. Mixed society No matter how hard you try, you will eventually judge heroes by success or failure.

10, this question is so creepy and outrageous.

1 1. I'm saying I'm good at kung fu, and the electric cannon has been knocked down!

12, ask what kind of money in the world is to make people commit suicide!

13, beauty, relax, I am not a good person.

14, when you think gold is more important than face, you are mature.

15, be tough, even fart louder than others!

16, mixing fame, playing character, legendary people, that is the master!

17, Nanjing! Nanjing! This film uses a lot of personification techniques.

18, when you can buy back your face with enough gold, you have succeeded.

19, I didn't sleep well last night, and the snoring of the girl next door bothered me all night.

20, the mouse touches the cat residue, that is the feeling of being in place.

2 1, people say that Togo's friend Ludo, I also want to tell you! Friends are like RMB, really!

22. I dare not say that the earth revolves around me, but the yin and yang elements are definitely in my hands!

23, leaning back and squatting in the sky, all say that they are big brothers.

24. Corporate culture is a tool invented by capitalists to make horses run fast and prevent them from eating grass.

25. I only like two kinds of flowers in my life. One is a rich flower, and the other is a vibrant flower!

26, happiness guide: there are no patients at home, no relatives in prison, no enemies outside.

27, women are not coquettish, have a face bag.

28. There are no villains in the circle, no bad guys around, seemingly no lovers, noble people for promotion, and acquaintances for work.

29, Edison Chen fooling around with girls, this is called taste!

30. Three elements of success: persistence, shameless persistence and shameless persistence.

3 1, forced to pretend to do something, now show me how to be a good China person!

32. In the supermarket, I saw a crab tied with flowers. In the refrigerator 10 cents a catty.

33. No one should look down on anyone! I just want to tell you a word from the heart here!

34. When you think that gold is more important than face, it means that you have matured.

35.help me up. Let him never fall.

36, the mouse touches the cat residue, that is the feeling of being in place.

If you are not my opponent, don't tell me what to do.

38. I see that you are on the road to the second, step by step, and you have never gone wrong.

39, BBK lighters, where will not order.

40, you can do justice for heaven, but you can't fuck when you are forced!

4 1, happiness guide: no patients at home, no relatives in prison, no enemies outside.

42. The greatest advantage of my brother is that he has no advantages.

43, the three elements of success: first, persistence, second, shameless, third, persistence shameless.

Please remember the principle of numbness, we will never let the person who tripped me get up. .

45. Just pretend to sell old people. Don't play with my brother. I'll send you a word to fuck off!

46. Wear an energy collection ring around your neck. You and I are good partners of two wolf gods!

47. Women in society must use social methods to solve it!

48, not my opponent, don't tell me what to do.

49. Don't pretend to force me to be an ancient civil servant!

Although money is like dirt, you can't pee anywhere.

5 1, BBK lighter, I won't order anywhere.

52. When the hero is angry, he is a beautiful woman, and the beautiful woman smiles and asks for money.

54. I looked up at the sky and said I was the eldest brother.

55. In the face of women, if you have difficulties, you must face them and not create difficulties!

56. I dare to brag because I have this strength, and I dare to spend money on you because I have this wrist strength!

57. You can't do this problem. If so, 1 is very contradictory. It must call out who I am a thousand times in my heart.

58. Teacher, the question in your qq space is why birds fly up and down. What is the password? Because it is lonely.

59. A woman's greatest pride is not how many men she has had, but how many women a man turned down for you!

60. The judges with four senses (describing entertainment talent shows as uneducated) have a three-dimensional sense and a sense of hierarchy.

Classic Quotations of mc Numbness Calling Wheat

Classic Quotations of mc Numbness Calling Wheat

1, don't sleep late every day, just sleep at 2 pm; Don't get up too early in the morning, just get up at 5 o'clock.

2. The person who helped me up, we let him never fall.

3, the language should be classic and conspicuous, and be a low-key person!

This question is so creepy, it's outrageous and crazy.

5, mixed society No matter how hard you try, in the end, you will still talk about heroes by success or failure.

6, forcibly pack things to do, now everyone will show me how to do it well!

7. Please remember the principle of numbness. If someone trips me, we'll make him never get up.

Please remember the principle of numbness, we will never let the person who tripped me get up.

9. I see you are on the road to the second, step by step, and you have never gone wrong.

10, pick up my man and let him never fall.

1 1, Edison Chen fucking girl, this is called taste!

12, you can do justice for heaven, but not when you are forced!

13, don't say that poverty is forced to break, 30 years east, 30 years west!

14, people say that Togo's friend Ludo, I want to tell you! Friends are like RMB, really!

15, with his neck up, calling himself a big shot.

16, ask what money is in the world, but it makes life worse than death!

17, three elements of success: persistence, shameless, and shameless persistence.

18, wear mink, put on a bag and hug a little sister.

19, if your heart can accommodate other men, then my bed can accommodate any woman. If you can't catch my heart, don't hate me too much.

20, mix fame, play character, legendary people, that is the master!

2 1, women are not coquettish, but have a face bag.

22, the mouse touches the cat residue, that is the feeling of being in place.

23. Friends are like RMB, which is true and false.

24. There are no villains in the circle, no bad guys around, seemingly no lovers, noble people for promotion, and acquaintances for work.

25, said he was good at kung fu, and all the electric cannons were knocked out!

26. I dare not say that the earth revolves around me, but the yin and yang elements are definitely in my hands!

27. I didn't sleep well last night, and the snoring of the girl next door bothered me all night.

28, BBK lighter, where will it not be ordered.

29, robbery long-distance running! Eat without food! Save money to fall in love

30. If you have money, you have no home. If you have no money, worship God.

3 1, our family usually eats noodles at noon, at night, and at major festivals in the morning.

Although you are a pig, I believe you will never be slaughtered!

33. I can be shameless for money, and I can be desperate for face!

34. Women in society must use social methods to solve it!

Although money is like dirt, you can't pee anywhere.

36. I must be embarrassed to be a man, even farting is louder than others!

37. I only like two kinds of flowers in my life. One is a rich flower, and the other is a vibrant flower!

38. Hey, guys, pay attention. I suggest you clean the leek between your teeth before grinning.

39. Your new love is someone else's whore.

40. This place is not generally desolate. I saw a bird yesterday and wanted to shit here. Seeing this situation, I don't even have the courage to fly.

4 1, I dare to brag because I have this strength, and I dare to hit you with money because I have this wrist strength!

42. The hypocritical society ruined my dream of being a good person!

43. Everything is going up in price, but people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

44. When the hero is angry, he is a beautiful woman, and the beautiful woman smiles and asks for money.

Smoking is good for your health! Gambling exercises your mind! Rest assured, shake your head! Fight and practice!

46. A woman's greatest pride is not how many men she has had, but how many women a man turned down for you!

47. Looking at the girl's calm appearance, I suddenly found the feeling of tempering my will in life.

Quoted from mc numb canon

Quoted from mc numb canon

1, like shaking your head, like hi, like flat and side shots, WeChat vows can cheat, and you are embarrassed when you fuck.

2, a thunder in the ground, who loves J8, a fart in the ground, loves J8, the party still kicks, and you still quarrel with your mother B.

3, whose girl is really beautiful, sexy and charming, if you are tempted, you can go, and it is worth spending some money.

4, your hair must be short, you must shout when you talk, the big gold chain leaks out, and you will wait for thieves and factions behind your back for a while.

5, the snow is slippery, and you fall and climb by yourself. Don't blame a woman for being heartless, it depends on whether you are numb or not.

6. You are very good and energetic. If you were really awesome, maybe you wouldn't be standing here today.

7. Those friends who were defeated by Brother Numb, I hope you will cheer up soon.

8. Because Brother Numb always thinks that the world without opponents is the most terrible.

9. With more money and less money, you can live a good life. I wish brother Zhang a good year with an income of 7.8 billion yuan.

10, hey, it feels good. Let's do some wonderful moves.

1 1, as long as you take me seriously, your business is my business.

12, a good brother will never ask you right or wrong, only who your opponent is.

13. A friend in need is a friend indeed.

14, how much/smile, say XX in your heart.

15, pretending, showing off, just for the goods.

16, cheap and fast, the Yankees are surging.

17, everyone's starting line is the same, the key is to use different means of transportation.

18, today you pick up garbage, maybe tomorrow you will pick up garbage, come on.

19, as long as you think about what to eat tomorrow, life is full of hope.

20. Hang out with Marco and let you all wear mink in summer.

2 1, don't tell me a story, I just like being the protagonist in the story.

22. I remember Brother Numb once said a word, that is, to come here and give me an expression that you seven are dissatisfied with you and eight are not angry, so that my brothers and sisters will be annoyed!

23, smoking and drinking, more and more, roller skating cartridge guns have their own advantages, shake up.

24. You have your principles and I have my personality. It's not what you said, but what I did!

25, dragon painting tiger, the more the whole soil.

26, ugly b is not ugly, fuck me and leave.

27. In this era, there is no sense of hooliganism at all.

28, don't be bound by love, don't worry about money, love is who drinks wine and gets drunk, and money is hard to come by.

29. With more money and less money, you can live a good life. I wish brother Zhang a good year with an income of 7.8 billion yuan.

30. Hey, it feels good. Do some of your wonderful moves.

202 1 numb classic quotations

1, the mouse touches the cat residue, which is the feeling of being in place.

In this day and age, there is no sense of hooliganism at all.

3. Help my people up. We will make him never fall.

4, not my opponent, don't tell me what to do.

5. Men should have ambition and women should have temperament.

6. BBK lighters will not be ordered anywhere.

7, leaning back and squatting in the sky, saying that he is a big brother.

8. Confucius said that nature is good at the beginning of life, and it must be done when you grow up!

9, ask what money is in the world, just make people live and die!

10, what the hell? Everything is settled.

1 1. If you are not my enemy, don't fight me.

12, wear mink, put on a bag and hug a little sister.

13, beauty, relax, I am not a good person.

14, my brother's greatest advantage is that he has no advantages.

15, don't like big breasts, don't like small breasts.

16, the hero is a beautiful woman when he is angry, and the beautiful woman asks for money with a smile.

17, ask less whether others should or not, and ask more if you are worth it.

18, women in society must use social methods to solve it!

19, don't tell me stories, I just like being the protagonist in stories.

Just think about what to eat tomorrow, and life will be full of hope.

2 1, smoking and drinking, more and more, roller skating cartridge guns have their own advantages, shake up.

22. Mixed society No matter how hard you try, you will eventually judge heroes by success or failure.

Although money is like dirt, you can't pee anywhere.

The headmaster said that if one day I wouldn't leave a virgin on the earth.

25, in the face of women, there are difficulties to rush, there is no difficulty to create difficulties!

26, the language should be classic, the appearance should be conspicuous, and life should be low-key!

27. He is walking in the street. How many people went to see him in a car accident?

28. Don't pretend to force me to be an ancient civil servant!

29. When you think gold is more important than face, you are mature.

30. I can be shameless for money, and I can be desperate for face!

3 1, a good brother will never ask you right or wrong, only who your opponent is.

As long as you take me seriously, your business is my business.

33. Because Brother Numb always thinks that the world without opponents is the most terrible.

34. You are a garbage collector today. Maybe tomorrow you will be a garbage collector. Come on!

35. This question is too creepy, too outrageous and too crazy.

36. I must be embarrassed to be a man, even farting is louder than others!

As a man, only when he can support his family, career and love.

38. Three elements of success: first, persistence; Second, shameless; Third, persistence and shameless.

39. Pretend to sell old things and keep doing them. Don't play with my brother. I want to send you a message to fuck off!

When you can buy back your face with enough gold, you have succeeded.

4 1, happiness guide: no patients at home, no relatives in prison, no enemies outside.

42. Pay attention, man. I suggest you clean the leek between your teeth before grinning.

43. The relaxed rhythm echoes and leads a chic life. Welcome to this different era of electronic music.

44, mix fame, play character, legendary people, that is the master!

45. Over the years, my understanding of myself has been summed up in six words, which is getting harder and harder.

46. Friends who have been defeated by Brother Numb, I hope you will cheer up soon.

47. Mixed society No matter how hard you try, you will eventually judge heroes by success or failure.

48. Men hate people who seduce their wives, especially those who give up halfway.

49. For thousands of years, many girls tried their best to make him laugh.

50. Never leave a name when doing good deeds. I'm Liu Wenbo, a public educator in China.

5 1, put a special-shaped ring around your neck, and you and I pretend to be good partners of Wolf God!

52, forced to pretend to do things, now show me how to be a good China person!

I didn't sleep well last night, and the snoring of the girl next door bothered me all night.

54, hair must be short, talk must be shouted, the big gold chain leaks out, carrying B and so on for a while.

Please remember the principle of numbness, we will never let the person who tripped me get up.

56. Everyone has the same starting line. The key is to use different means of transportation.

57. I only like two kinds of flowers in my life. One is a rich flower, and the other is a vibrant flower!

58. No one should look down on anyone! I just want to tell you a word from the heart here! .

59. "Nanjing! Nanjing! This film uses a lot of personification techniques.

60. At present, the standard of successful men in society is busy during the day and busy at night.