Requesting a funny short play

Who is lazier, boys or girls?

Characters: Baozi, Match, Lao Na, Toothbrush, Qin Xianglian, Hua Mulan, Diao Xiaochan.

Props: one square table, two long tables, seven chairs, three microphones, two wireless microphones, a bottle of mineral water, two tokens, and one gavel. ) Costume: ancient + modern (exaggerated)

Script:

Package: Welcome everyone to the debate site (make a bow), (shoot the gavel PA~) Let me introduce myself first. Your Excellency is the son of the famous Bao Qingtian, or Baozi for short! The affirmative argument in this debate is: "Girls are lazier"; the negative argument is: "Boys are lazier". According to the principle of free team formation before the game, the pros are all composed of my old subordinates and four beauties; the con side is all composed of four beauties. This event is exclusively sponsored by Goubuli Bao Company, which I represent - no gifts will be accepted during the holidays this year, only Goubuli will be accepted. The judgment of this debate will be judged by myself who is impartial, honest, selfless, upright, handsome and graceful. Thank you all. Okay, now let’s introduce the debaters on both sides:

The first debate of the affirmative (shooting the gavel PA~) – selling girls’ small matches! !

Match: Hey! ! (walking from the back of the stage to the seat, action)

Inclusion: Erbian (shooting PA~) - I only eat meat! !

Lao Na: Here we come! (walking from the back of the stage to the seat, action)

Inclusion: Sanbian (filming PA of Gavel~) -- the first kiss was with a toothbrush!

Toothbrush: Hi! (walking from the back of the stage to the seat, action)

Package: Four debates (shooting PA~) - Tang Bohu lights mosquito coils! Four debates... Four debates? Where did he go?

Toothbrush: Report to Mr. Bao, the four debates have been on holiday since November!!

Bao: Ah?! Too much There is no **** discipline!!

Now let’s introduce the opposing debaters. The other way around (shooting PA~) - Hua Mulan!

Hua: Yes! (walking from the back of the stage to the seat, action)

Inclusion: Second debate (shooting PA~) - Qin Xianglian!

Qin: I'm here! (walking from the back of the stage to the seat, action)

Inclusion: Three debates (shooting PA~) - Diao Xiaochan!

Merk: I’m here! (walking from the back of the stage to the seat, action)

Package: Four debates (shooting PA~) - Yang Yuhuan! Yang Yuhuan, Yang Yuhuan - why did Yang Yuhuan go?

Diao: For the information, Mr. Bao, Yang Yuhuan has been missing since the end of military training. It is said that he was raped by aliens!!

Bao: What?! This is such a good thing Don’t call me!! That’s okay, okay, now the debate officially begins. First of all, I would like to invite the affirmative to start his argument with a theory.

Match: Thank you...man...! (Making a bow)

Bao: (shooting the gavel PA~) Hurry up!

Match: Hello everyone! Today we are going to discuss a sharp and long-debated issue, which is who is lazier, boys or girls. For a long time, we boys have been blamed for being "lazy". However, in order to maintain the gentleman's demeanor, we have always been reasonable and did not argue, because silence is golden. But the longer the volcano remains silent, the more violent it becomes, so I want to clarify today: boys are lazy... (slow, reread)

Boys: Huh?!

Match: ...but girls are lazier! First of all, we need to clarify what laziness is: laziness is laziness, which is human nature. Therefore, we believe that there is no reason to be loud. Lazy people do not distinguish between men and women: we cannot say that all boys are lazy just because a boy is lazy; nor can we say that all boys are lazy because of a girl. Diligence means that all girls are diligent. Therefore, we need to look at ancient and modern times, across China and foreign countries, and give boys and girls an overall comprehensive evaluation, so as to find out who is lazier, boys or girls. As the saying goes: Heaven moves in good health, and a gentleman strives to constantly strive for self-improvement. After hard work, I believe that diligent boys will live as long as the world and win glory with the sun and the moon. When the boys come out, who can compete with me and dominate the world? (Louder) All male compatriots, what do you think? (Maximum)

Bao: Okay!!! The first argument can be said to be the first to win. It really embodies the ambition of our men. I believe it must be the result of his hard work. Next, I would like to invite the opposing side Hua Mulan to speak.

Hua: Okay, the opponent’s fellow debater is a hero who has turned from darkness to light. We will take you out of the lazy man’s predicament!! Now I will elaborate on our point of view from the following aspects. First of all, women are born with a love of beauty. It is this nature of love for beauty that makes women get up early to dress up. It is this nature of love for beauty that makes women’s clothes clean. It is this nature of love for beauty that makes women less lazy than men. . Secondly, according to insiders, most of the people who can't get out of bed in the morning are boys. Even in winter, they can't get out of bed after being lifted three times. Looking at the dormitory hygiene evaluation, girls get perfect scores one after another, and boys get over 80 points. It's a nest after a nest. Look, torn socks and smelly shoes are piled together, and the sheets are the same color as the devil. Also, in the canteen, I often see boys using disposable lunch boxes to eat. Boys eat in the canteen, which saves the time of washing dishes and wiping the table. Doesn’t this mean that you are lazy! ? (Louder) Do our female compatriots feel the same way (biggest)

Bao: (Taking Gavel) Well said!! But, just now you dared to change the direction and slander me (Taking Gavel PA~ )--I will punish you for one month and you are not allowed to eat snacks! (The snoring sound of the second debater is heard) Next, please invite the affirmative for the second debate... (Snoring) The second debate...the second debate...? (Snoring) Second debate!!!

(Other boys pushed him)

(The snoring continues)

Lao Na: Eh?! Is the meeting over? (Wake up~ Get up to leave, rub your eyes)

Other boys: It’s your turn~!

Lao Na: Oh! How could it be so fast? How could you do it? You woke me up so cruelly~!

Bao: Be bold! ! It's your turn!

Lao Na: Hello, sir, three beauties, and the stunned audience in the audience!!! (loudly) We believe that women are lazier than men. First of all, literally speaking, the character for male is a combination of the character "tian" and the character "li", which means working in the fields and shouldering the burden of the family; while the character for "female" is left-handed and right-handed, plus One horizontal line, what does this mean? Are you wandering around or wandering around? Men here are hoeing till noon, sweat dripping from the soil; but women are shouting: to carry out beauty treatments to the end, and to carry out shopping to the end. Doesn't this explain the problem? Secondly, from a practical perspective, men are indeed more diligent than women. No wonder even the advertising slogans ask men: Are you tired? In order to make women's lives better, men always say...

Other boys: It's okay!

Lao Na: ...when a man and a woman are passionately in love, the man changes from the sweetness of Party A and Party B to the ever-present concern, from the endless entanglement to the last sigh: Why is it always me who gets hurt? It's better to beat your chest and look up to the sky and say: Why is it I am the one who pays for the errands? Furthermore, when a man is passionately in love, he affectionately says to a woman: "I love you" and "I swear that I will never change my love for you until the end of time"; while a woman pushes, squirms and replies...

Girls: What a fool!

Lao Na: ...They don’t even bother to talk. Do you think they are lazy? End of speech...Thank you!

Bao: The speech at the second debate can be described as clear in theory and unique in thinking. He is worthy of being a heavyweight among my four subordinates. But just now it involves sleeping during working hours (filming Gavel PA~) - you will be punished for a month and not allowed to go to McDonald's! Okay, now I’d like to invite Qin Xianglian, the second counter-arguer, to speak.

Qin: I won’t talk about profound theories. Just look at the situation in the audience where there are more men than women. You can tell that many girls have sacrificed their qualifications as audience members for our performance. Working silently in the background, the girls are so hard-working and simple and kind! ! ! (Sentiment) And you boys are like a bunch of white-eyed wolves, watching me talk and talk on the stage, but you are too lazy (prolonged) to even applaud! ! Is there any applause? ! ? (Loud, applause)

Bao: We boys are so spineless, how come we are fooled by girls so easily! ? The next part is the most tense and heated freedom debate. The positive side please go first.

Match: I would like to ask my fellow debater, why do men chase women more often in relationships?

Miao: My friend, you are wrong. Without the hint of flirting with us girls, how dare you pursue me?

Lao Na: Your women’s hair is so long, is it because you are too lazy to cut it?

Hua: So your boys’ hair is so short, is it because you are too lazy to comb it? Let me ask my fellow debater again, we often hear people say: "lazy man", "lazy man", "lazy man", why don't we hear people say: "lazy woman"?

Toothbrush: That’s because you women are so lazy that you rarely see them.

Qin: Huh? ! Human society evolved from a matrilineal society!

Lao Na: Then why did it become a patriarchal society again? Is it because you women are too lazy?

Qin: Wrong! That's an opportunity we women give you because we don't want to see you men continue to be lazy.

Match: Then why are there women carrying men on their shoulders and men holding women on their backs on the street?

Miao: That’s because you are too lazy to carry us girls. The opponent’s friends keep saying that you guys are stronger, but why can our women’s football team be the runner-up in the world, but your men’s football team can’t even make it to Asia?

Toothbrush: This just proves that men in the world are so hard-working that the competition is so fierce that even Uncle Milu can't help it!

Hua: Why do we compare the motherland to a hard-working and kind mother instead of a father?

Lao Na: Who said that? Isn’t America called Uncle Sam? Have you heard that some people call Britain "Mother Elizabeth"? Why is it that when a man and a woman go to fetch water in school, the woman always says to the man: "Go, bring the thermos" (gentleness); when a man and a woman go to fetch rice, the woman always says to the man: "Honey, will you clean the rice bowl?" ? "(Gentle)

Qin: Letting you fetch water and wash basins is also to lay the foundation for the future!

Match: Confucius is a man, Laozi is a man, Xunzi is a man, Mozi is a man, and Han Feizi is also a man. Please ask the other debater to also list five great women!! !! (Loud) (Gesture 5)

Diao: Okay, please, Chairman, fellow debaters, and audience friends, please listen clearly!! (Slight pause) - Confucius’s mother! I’m my mother !Xunzi’s mother! Mozi’s mother! Han Feizi’s mother! (loudly)

Match: (speechless, looking around) What are you looking at! There is no sound at all! It’s so quiet!

Hua: How about it, the other debater is too lazy to say anything. Also, why do girls like to nag? This is because they are too hard-working and look too dirty here and too messy there.

Toothbrush: Wrong, fellow debater! That's because you women talk but don't do anything and leave all the work to us boys. Where were you when we men were exercising?

Qin: We are all cheerleaders.

Match: How can cheerleaders be compared to athletes? Please ask the other debater to say something else.

Hua: Friends on the other side, please don’t forget that we have outstanding women Qiong Yao, Bing Xin, and Li Qingzhao. Do you have any?

Match: We have hard-working men Lao She, Ba Jin and Guan Hanqing.

Qin: We have the hard-working Mrs. Xianglin!

Lao Na: We have Chen Jingrun who devotes himself to science!

Mark: We have the Powerpuff Girls!

Toothbrush: We...we have Transformers!

Hua: We have a Detachment of Women!

Match: We have Boxers!

Qin: Eight of our women threw themselves into the river! (Gesture 8)

Lao Na: We have the five heroes of Langya Mountain! (Gesture 5)

Merk: We have five golden flowers (Gesture 5)

Toothbrush: We have four diamonds. (Gesture 4)

Hua: We have Third Sister Yang making a complaint. (Gesture 3)

Match: We have Xiao Erhei getting married. (Gesture 2)

Qin: We have Eve.

Lao Na: We have Adam.

Miao: We have a red light. (Slow, pause)

Toothbrush: We...we have the Ax Gang! ! ! ! (Loudly)

Bao: Hey, hey, hey, the time for the positive side is up, and the negative side continues.

Miao: My fellow debater has repeatedly said that we girls are lazy. Please give me a reason.

explain! (Heavy)

Qin: Say it! (Repeat)

Hua: You are talking! (Heavy)

Bao: Stop, stop, stop! The change of freedom is really intense! What is the result? Eh--I'm too lazy to say it. Okay, now I would like to ask the opposing side to summarize your views in three arguments.

Miao: Thank you, Chairman. Hello fellow debaters on the other side! Below I will summarize our views. Men and women, debating and arguing, keep saying, lazy! When you come and go, it is most difficult to be lazy. After free debate, how can we say that women are lazier? You are wrong, it is men who are lazier than women! Who among the male and female students and adults in the room dares to be angry now? Today and tomorrow, only boys are the laziest! Unkempt hair, unkempt shoulders, dirty faces (boys: eh~~eh~~ The three debaters from the affirmative side each tidied themselves up) At dusk, both smelly feet, how can I be called lazy this time? Applause, applause! ! !

Bao: Time’s up, return to your position! Okay, now I would like to ask the opposing side to summarize your views in three arguments.

Toothbrush: Mr. Bao, my admiration for the lazy girl (re-read) is like a torrential river, which stretches endlessly; like the overflowing of the Yellow River, which is out of control. Indeed, facts speak louder than words. Looking around the world, men are diligent everywhere, but women are lazy. On the bus and car, men stand and women sit; when carrying things, men do it while women sit idle; when eating hot pot, men carry women and rinse them; when going to shopping malls, men carry them The woman watches; when buying something, the man has to pay for it and the woman owes it. (Quick reading, playful) In view of the social reality of favoring girls over boys, if you give us more care, the world will be more wonderful! (loudly) Why didn't you hear the boys' applause?

Bao: Huh?! But what I just said makes me feel quite comfortable. Well -- before this chairman makes his final judgment, I'd like to hear the voices of the debaters on both sides. What do you have to say now, you can say it, ah~~

(The two sides stood up, rolling up their arms and sleeves, wanting to...)

Bao: Hey...?! Do it Well...ah! No fighting is allowed here! Impulse is the devil!

Bao: Okay, okay. Then the chairman will make the final judgment (everyone stands up). The result of this debate is - boys are lazier!

(The second debater of the affirmative pretended to faint, and the first and third debaters helped him)

Bao: Ah, a slip of the tongue! Girls are lazier!

(The second debater from the opposing side pretended to faint, and the first and third debaters helped her)

Bao: Ah, a slip of the tongue! Hey... (retreat to the stage)

All the debaters: (joined) Huh-? Who is the laziest? !

Bao: (shooting the gavel) Presumptuous! Not lazy, bye everyone! (Turn around and run away)

All the debaters: Oh, eh——————

(Return, everyone takes a bow)