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The lines of a Chinese Odyssey 3
The lines of a Chinese Odyssey 3
1, once there was a sincere feeling in front of me that I didn't cherish, and I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. Your sword went into my throat, so don't hesitate! If God gave me another chance, which girl would I say three words to: I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years!
Oh, no wonder I have been having the same nightmare for a long time. In the dark and lonely environment, a pair of very bedroom eyes have been staring at me, which makes me embarrassed. It was your eyes that made me blush several times. It turns out that I was destined to run into a demon today.
The Monkey King: I won't kill you because you are a woman. Don't think I'm afraid of you.
4. the Monkey King: Did you see it? This guy always talks about his mother-in-law, just like a fly, hum ... sorry, not one, but a bunch of flies around you, hum ... flying to your ears to help ... So I caught this fly, burst its stomach, pulled its intestines out, and then strangled its neck with its intestines and pulled it hard. Oh, the whole tongue is sticking out! My hands are flying up and down. Wow-the whole world is clean.
5. Fairy Xia Zi: Then let's start this relationship at once!
6. Xia Zixian: Since God arranged for him to pull out my purple sword, he must be an extraordinary person. He can't be wrong! I know that one day, he will appear on the occasion where people are proposing to him, wearing golden armor and holy clothes and stepping on colorful clouds!
7. Fairy Xia Zi: Whether I understand it or not, I am no longer a fairy. I only understand one thing. It is so painful to love someone.
8. Fairy Xia Zi: My lover is a hero in the world. One day, he will step on the seven-color cloud to marry me. Only guessed the front, but couldn't guess the ending. ...
Tang Sanzang: Gnome male-female! Don't be angry, everyone. Anger will offend you. Wukong, you are too naughty. I told you not to throw things around. Why did you ... look, you threw the stick away before I finished! Moonlight box is a treasure. If you throw it away, it will pollute the environment. What should I do if I hit the child? Even if you can't beat children, it's wrong to beat flowers and plants.
10, Tang Sanzang: You want it! Wukong, if you want, just say it. How do I know if you really want it if you don't say you want it? Although you really forget me, you still have to tell me what you want. You can't ask me not to give it to you. You said you didn't want me to give it to you. Be reasonable! Do you really want it? Then you can take it. You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it?
1 1, Tang Sanzang: Sister, this is your fault. Wukong's desire to eat me is just an idea, which has not yet come true. You have no proof, so what crime did he commit? Why don't you wait for him to eat me, and you can prove it, and it's not too late to convict him.
12, Tang Sanzang: Hey, the size of that diamond ring is too bad. The front is heavy and the back is light. The left side is wide and the right side is narrow. It is very uncomfortable for him to wear. Sleeplessness all night will bring me trouble. Although he is a monkey, you can't do this to him. The government knows that I abuse animals. Speaking of diamond rings, I met a blacksmith in Chenjiacun last year. He is exquisite in workmanship and expensive.
Bai Jingjing: Why did you shave off your beard? Don't you know that you have no personality without a beard ... Alas ... you can't engage in literature or martial arts. You don't want to be a mountain thief. Do you want to be a champion? Save it! Change your image and be a promising mountain thief!
14, Xia Qing: I am a woman, really, I want to fight with you!
15, Second Master: Wow, there are immortals! Huh? Why do you say "once again"?
16, who said I was cross-eyed? I only focus on one thing to change my view of the past.
Five highlights of a Chinese Odyssey 3
Aspect 1: Liu Zhenwei finally returned to his original taste and said "big talk"
From 65438 to 0994, Liu Zhenwei made great achievements in comedy movies, and every work can cause bursts of laughter in the cinema. But he was full of creativity and decided to make a brand-new attempt, and an alternative comedy film "A Chinese Odyssey" centered on tragedy was born.
At that time, the audience expected to go to the cinema to laugh, but they burst into tears, which made them unacceptable, and Liu Zhenwei suffered numerous criticisms.
However, real pearls are always difficult to hide. As time goes on, people find themselves more and more fond of this story with laughter and tears. The characters and plots inside make them unforgettable, and classic lines have become popular words for the whole people.
Twenty years later, Liu Zhenwei is still the old urchin. His imagination is still unrestrained, and his lens language is still full of profound meaning, but behind the seemingly absurd plot is clear logic. The story of A Chinese Odyssey began with him and will end with him.
Or the director and screenwriter of A Chinese Odyssey 3, or the ending of the series of Chinese Odds, or the eccentric story of The Journey to the West, or the original Liu style. Let's wait and see what surprises Liu Zhenwei will bring this time.
Aspect 2: "Supreme Treasure" Han Geng is crazy about one person. "Xia Zi" Tang Yan is disobedient.
In the series "A Chinese Odyssey", Supreme Treasure and Xia Zi are the most critical roles, and the actors of these two roles naturally attract much attention.
In A Chinese Odyssey 3, Han Geng plays the supreme treasure. In addition to his handsome appearance, his temperament is similar to that of the Supreme Treasure. In the ending, the Supreme Treasure is affectionate, and he only loves Xia Zi all his life. In reality, Han Geng also attaches great importance to his feelings. In many interviews, he has made it clear that his family is the most important person in his life and must be taken care of. This is undoubtedly the best person to interpret the Supreme Treasure.
Xia Zixian in Tang Yan is also very interesting. In addition to her elegant and free from vulgarity, she is a little more tenacious and brave. Xia Zi once believed that man can conquer nature. Now she insists that she will try her best to rewrite her destiny and never give up, which conforms to the psychology of the times and the audience's aesthetics. I believe this "rebellious" Xia Zi will bring a refreshing feeling to the audience.
Aspect 3: Wulitou comedy music turns over the audience. "Laughing Fruit" is extraordinary and beaming.
Liu Zhenwei has his own understanding of comedy movies. Clever expression and proper rhythm control can always bring the comedy effect to the extreme, and unexpectedly and accurately poke the audience's jokes.
The film "A Chinese Odyssey 3" continues the nonsense jokes made by Liu Zhenwei before. The essence of Tang Priest's "chatter" remains unchanged, and the long-winded "Sanzang style" makes people laugh, which is bound to trigger a new wave of imitation.
In addition to language humor, the actions in A Chinese Odyssey 3 are also very eye-catching. Actor Jason Wu (as the Tang Priest) has profound martial arts attainments, and his skillful and difficult movements are integrated with the joyful plot, which exceeds the exaggeration required by ordinary dramas, but gives people a vivid feeling.
In the multilingual version of the preview, Tang Priest incarnates Michael Jackson and regards the vast desert as a shining stage. Supreme Bao is funny when he speaks Thai. When he fell off a cliff with the Tang Priest, he even uttered the golden sentence "I believe in you". The seamless switching between Mandarin, Cantonese and Thai adds a different kind of interest to the whole trailer and gives it a brand-new feeling. Just one trailer can play all kinds of tricks. So, what kind of "laughter" will this feature film, which is meaningless to king of comedy and Liu Zhenwei, bring?
Aspect 4: the story escalates and subverts the imagination. The problem of "big talk" is completely exposed.
Classics are always thought-provoking, and the series of films on a Chinese Odyssey also let the audience often watch something new, and each time they watch it, they have different feelings. Fans also have a lot of discussions about the many unsolved mysteries left in the film, and various speculations emerge one after another.
Happily, the last movie "A Chinese Odyssey 3" will uncover all the puzzles in the last movie, why Xia Zi and Xia Qing are fighting each other in the same body, what time and space the Sunset Warrior is in, and what is his relationship with the Supreme Treasure. These questions will be answered one by one in response to the concerns of the audience over the past 20 years.
It is worth mentioning that in this complete "big talk world", the relationship between the scenes and characters in the story has also been comprehensively upgraded. A large number of scenes of Tiangong and Xianfu will be shown in the film, and different fairy worlds are fascinating and charming; The relationship between the Monkey King and the Jade Emperor, Guanyin and a previous family in Niu Wangmo is also very complicated, and all kinds of entanglements are intriguing.
Aspect 5: sweet love, cool fighting in Mid-Autumn Festival, eye-catching.
When it comes to the movie A Chinese Odyssey, the most impressive thing is the epic love story between Supreme Treasure and Xia Zi, which lasted for 500 years. "There was once a sincere feeling in front of me that I didn't cherish." "I only guessed the front, but I couldn't guess the ending." I can't keep my love, and I can't keep my love. It is still very sad to read these two classic lines after 20 years.
Although regret is beautiful, it is too sad. Therefore, Liu Zhenwei decided to make up for all the shortcomings in the final work "A Chinese Odyssey 3" and give the protagonists a perfect ending. The legendary love that all shall be well that ends well will make the Mid-Autumn Festival sweeter.
In addition, the fighting scenes in the film are also very exciting. The Monkey King shook the mountains and rivers with a stick, and fought fiercely with the powerful Princess Iron Fan and the deformed Niu Wangmo. The action scene is thrilling, the shocking visual effect is perfectly combined with the unconstrained storyline. A Chinese Odyssey 3 is the first choice for Mid-Autumn Festival travel.
It is reported that the film "A Chinese Odyssey 3" starring Han Geng and Tang Yan, and starring Karen Mok, Jason Wu and Hu Jing was produced by Spring and Autumn Times Film, Lehua Entertainment and Starlight Alliance, released by Beijing Happy Film Co., Ltd. and jointly released by Tianjin Yinhe Culture Media Co., Ltd. Today, the film has made a strong landing in the national cinemas in full format of 2D/3D, Chinese giant screen, scene sound, 4DX, ScreenX and MX 4D.
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