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Alcoholism guarantee
Abstinence guarantee 1 Dear xxx:
With great guilt and regret, I submit this commitment to quit smoking and dereliction of duty to my baby.
First of all, I would like to thank my wife for coming all the way from 7: 00 a.m. to 13: 40 a.m. to celebrate my birthday, bringing me wonderful surprises, blessings and precious gifts.
In the face of my wife's kindness, I should also send a surprise. I didn't expect "surprise" to be "surprise". In the face of my wife's sudden arrival, I greeted her by coming out with a cigarette in my mouth ... My wife cried in the wind and pear blossoms brought rain. When I see my dear wife, I don't want to mention how flustered, sad, ashamed and self-blaming, but my wife is a person who knows wisely. She can sort out her emotions in an instant, put aside the past and spend a romantic, warm and happy birthday with me.
Through the letter of guarantee, I deeply review my weak resistance to cigarettes and poor self-control. Although life on the construction site is boring, I personally don't drink, play cards, play games or chat online, but I can't relapse because of the pressure of work and life. Smoking is a trivial matter, but it is wrong for me to promise my wife to give up smoking absolutely but not completely. This matter should rise to the height of personal integrity, but I didn't realize it at first. I also want to improve my quality and sentiment, don't make my wife sad, eat badly and sleep badly, and resolutely correct it. My behavior deeply hurt my wife who loved me and failed her ardent hope for me. The incomplete behavior of quitting smoking is like a heavy hammer and a pot of cold water, which broke her trust in me and put out the fire of hope.
I want to make a profound review of my relapse and theft. I hope my wife will be magnanimous, forgive and recognize my attitude of sincerely admitting my mistakes in line with the principle of being frank and lenient, the concept of being strict with myself and being lenient with others, the starting point of saving my lost husband, and the policy of helping my husband correct his mistakes.
I promise to keep my promise to my wife in the future, never relapse, and change my addiction into hard work, eating snacks and missing my wife! Correct the attitude of quitting smoking, take the smoking problem seriously, be responsible for what I have said and promised, apologize for the sadness, sadness, disappointment and tears caused to my wife, be responsible for the emotional rift between my wife and me, and be willing to turn into super glue to try my best to repair the rift, and even make my wife and I feel better. In the future, we must make up our minds to correct it resolutely, cherish life and stay away from cigarettes!
Guarantor:
20xx year x month x day
Abstinence oath 2 Dear wife:
According to your wishes, I promise not to drink alcohol in the future, and I will stop drinking alcohol from now on. I write this letter of guarantee to you with 120,000 guilt and 120,000 regret. I used to be a very obedient person, but recently I made a serious mistake. I am ashamed of this mistake. I shouldn't drink because of me. I know you won't let me drink it and you hate me, but I drank it anyway. Although I only drank two bottles of wine, I really shouldn't. But I think sometimes it's appropriate to have a little wine to connect feelings. So every time there is a struggle between drinking and not drinking, there is still a coin to decide to drink. If it is positive, dear, you will understand me. If it's negative, I'd rather give up all my friends and buddies' feelings than drink. God gave me a "black humor". The most painful thing in the world is this. If my dear gave me another chance, I would say three words, and that would be my fault. If we have to add a time limit to these three words, it will be ten thousand years.
From September, 20xx to today, nearly 12 years of reflection time, I have deeply realized the seriousness of the problem. To tell you the truth, I don't drink much, but in the workplace, I will inevitably have such and such entertainment, so the occasions of drinking have gradually increased in the past two years. I dare not say that I can show my talents in front of men, at least in front of a group of friends who can't drink well. And when the physical quality slowly declines, the resistance ability is obviously not good, and the duration is obviously not sustainable, the alcohol consumption will go from bad to worse. In addition, my personality is straightforward, I never cheat on the wine table, and I always worry that I will be sorry for myself if I drink less and others drink too much. In the end, people often say I did it. In this way, I almost always drink more, only to varying degrees.
Every time I come back from drinking, I start giving lessons. If you are light, your mouth is full of bad assumptions. The worst time, he smashed his mobile phone and hit the table, carrying his grandmother's mouth full of unknown addresses. To tell the truth, even if I can understand your thoughtfulness, I can't accept you throwing things like a "bitch". You know I'm actually very stingy, and I cherish people who care about pots and pans at home, even vegetable roots and leftovers. When you feel sorry for me, you will always blame me for not being human and say that I don't know how to take care of my body. What should I do if I drink like this? How dangerous is it for an elderly person to drink outside all the time? In short, every time you are angry from hope to despair, you will earnestly persuade me to drink less, and you will give me many terrible examples and conditions without complaint, saying that I will drink one more bottle, and then what will happen? Just say it's no use drinking until I say I'll never drink again.
I remember I learned to drink in high school. At that time, I picked up a bottle of wine and had the courage to drink it. I really admire myself when I think about it. I was drunk by a group of close classmates. Forget it, I have enough courage not to mention that. I am 38 years old and have been in the wine industry for more than ten years. It is not easy. I stepped into the society and took part in the work. I think it's time to say goodbye to the wine field. I'm trying, okay?
As a social person, I may be insignificant. But in the eyes of my wife and you, I am so important that my every move involves their joys and sorrows. Over the years, I have been unable to accompany my parents, which is already very unfilial. How can I make you sad again and again? So I'm determined to give up drinking, not for anything else, just to give you a relief and make you less worried.
This operation should be personally grasped by the top leader and take overall responsibility. To this end, an abstinence action group was established. My dear Ma Yanmei is the team leader, my daughter Hanghang is the director, and the supervised member is me. Supervisors are all friends who read this article. This action should be guided by the spirit of the 18th CPC National Congress and fully understand the importance of this abstinence action politically. If I find drinking again, my daughter-in-law Yan Mei said that she would expel me from the organizer.
In short, I must emancipate my mind, seek truth from facts, work hard, blaze new trails, and carry out abstinence action to the end.
Guarantor:
Xx,xx,XX,XX
Abstinence oath 3 Dear wife:
You are right to criticize me. Last night, I squatted in the bathroom and squatted on the toilet, reflecting all night. Of course, I've been vomiting. I drank it 38 times in March, with an average of 1.27 times a day. The frequency of drinking is frequent, and the frequency of drinking is on the rise, which is significantly higher than that in February. Among them, drunken games 10, drunken games 10, slightly drunk games 10, and wooden drunk games 8, the drunkenness rate increased significantly compared with February. Of course, all eight drunk games benefited from your spoiler in midfield. If you are wrong, it is not a spoiler, but a rescue. After getting drunk, I stripped naked in public in the hotel and made many jokes. I had many quarrels with my friends at the barbecue stall in the Cultural Palace, which damaged many valuable appliances and mobile phones at home, causing many adverse effects, and even called the police 1 10, and almost put me in a dark room. I feel deeply guilty and uneasy about this. Although I've made up my mind to turn over a new leaf many times, I'm still drunk and will never drink again from today! ! So I promise I won't drink again, but after all, we still have many friends and have to deal with many relationships, so the following is an exception:
First, friends come back from afar. This is welcome. Drink!
Second, a friend is going out on a business trip. This is a farewell toast. You must drink it!
Thirdly, an old friend invited me to a small party. This is to catch up, have a drink!
Fourth, there are new friends who meet by chance. This is an acquaintance, so you have to drink!
It is a happy thing to have relatives and friends at home. Drink it!
Six, I met unhappy trivia, this is to drown my sorrows with wine, so I want to drink!
Seven, someone invited to dinner and tried to invite each other, which must give face and drink!
Eight, if I have something to invite people to drink, it must be accompanied by drinking!
The day before yesterday, I was so drunk that I was going to die. I have to drink some transparent wine, I have to drink!
I promise: I will never drink again except the above nine items!
Remember your wife's kindness and don't forget to give up drinking. I voluntarily quit the drinking group. I no longer obey the drinking rules and maintain the order of the wine field. I refuse alcohol on any occasion, take the initiative to escape, dare to pretend to be sick, and actively study various strategies to avoid alcohol. When I was dating in a teahouse, there were many men and many women, sitting among a bunch of children. I can't escape sitting in the corner, not talking while eating, not attracting attention, going to the toilet frequently, not giving alcohol any chance, not toasting and not socializing.
Guarantor:
Xx,xx,XX,XX
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