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What slang do you know? Tell me, with your explanation!
Zhao Zi means eyes.
What jokes do you know? Tell me. Recently, the horse began to turn into a donkey's leg, and the cloud turned into rain!
The most painful words in the world are: "I love you, but …". The sweetest words in the world are: "... but I love you."
Or 10086 is good for me. I sent him a short message and he replied to me three times.
Relying on mountains to eat, relying on water to eat, robbing today, not giving, whoever wants to resist, let him go to hell.
Today is MM's birthday. In order to be the first to send my blessing, I picked up my mobile phone on time early in the morning and sent a message: sofa.
Do you know why Gao gets drunk? That's because Yao Jiaxin asked him to sing "You in Prison".
Advertisement on the subway: Is it crowded? Buy a car! Advertisement in taxi: gambling? Take the subway! Shit, you're kidding me or something!
Ordinary me, ordinary bright. I don't like you on the whole!
Perfect boyfriend: no smoking, no drinking, no cheating. Does not exist!
Life is like a pile of rubbish. If you throw it into the fire and knock it, you can make a fine product!
It is said that there is a monkey in the zoo, so ugly that everyone vomits! I went to see it the next day and threw up! On the third day, you went to the monkey and threw up!
What school mottos do you know? Tell me about it! Oxford University: The Lord has illuminated me.
Cambridge University: Cambridge-an ideal place for knowledge and learning.
Harvard University: Let Truth Be Your Friend
Yale University: Truth and Light
MIT: Learn to use your hands and your head.
Princeton University: Princeton-Serving the country and the world.
Stanford University: May the wind of academic freedom blow hard.
Cornell University: Let anyone learn what they want to learn here.
Columbia University: In the spirit of God, we seek knowledge.
California Institute of Technology: Truth sets people free.
University of Chicago: Enrich your life with knowledge.
University of California, Berkeley: May the light of knowledge shine on the earth
University of Pennsylvania: Learning without characteristics will accomplish nothing.
Duke University: Pursuing knowledge and believing in religion
University of Michigan: Art, Science and Truth
West Point Military Academy: Responsibility, Honor and Country
University of Toronto: thrive like a big tree
Queen's University of Canada: Wisdom and knowledge will be the stabilizers of the future era.
University of California, Berkeley: Let the sun shine here.
Waseda University: Self-study, Training Model Citizens.
University of Sydney; The stars change vertically, but wisdom lasts forever.
University of New South Wales: People-oriented and Advancing with the Times
University of Edinburgh: A knowledgeable person can not only see the appearance of things, but also discover their connotations.
Australian National University: It's important to understand the nature of things.
Do you know the 20 18 World Cup? Tell me about it. Auspicious sports, you can watch the game easily, and you can familiarize yourself with the situation in the future.
20 18 World Cup in Russia (English: 20 18 FIFA World Cup, Russian: чемпиона? т ми? ра по футбо? лу 20 18) is 2 1 World Cup. The competition will be held from June/KOOC-0/4 to July/KOOC-0/5, 2065438 at the/KOOC-0/KOOC-0/2 Stadium in Russia.
20 14, 18129 October, the emblem of the 20 18 World Cup in Russia was announced at 0: 00 local time. From June 14 to July 15, 2065438, the World Cup will be held in Russia 1 1 city. Earlier, Russian President Vladimir Putin announced that foreign athletes, referees, coaches and fans could enter Russia visa-free during the World Cup. 20 18 emblem of the world cup in Russia
On the evening of 20 14129, Beijing time, FIFA will officially announce the LOGO of the 20 18 World Cup in Russia. Blatter posted photos on his personal Twitter, and three Russian astronauts displayed the 20 18 World Cup logo on the International Space Station. This logo fills the shape of the World Cup with the blue and red colors of the Russian flag and is inlaid with gold lines.
20 18 Russian world cup mascot
On 20 16 10 10/2 1 day, FIFA and the Russian World Cup Organizing Committee officially unveiled the mascot of the 20 1 8 Russian World Cup in an evening program on Russian1channel TV. Ronaldo introduced the wolf that will become the symbol of the World Cup in Russia to the audience. The wolf wears goggles, a blue and white T-shirt with the words "Russia 20 18" and a pair of red shorts, which is reminiscent of the color scheme of the Russian flag. FIFA and the World Cup Organizing Committee decided to use it as the mascot among 10 candidates, aiming at emphasizing the importance of loyalty and courage, and considering that this image will be easily accepted by children all over the world.
Official ball
2017165438+1October 10 in the early morning, FIFA released the 20 18 Russian World Cup ball "Telstar"18.
Do you know what to call names and vomit blood? I think it's best not to swear.
If you meet a rude person, you just ignore him.
This makes him feel worse than you scold him. Think about it. If he scolds himself there and you ignore him, he will be more angry and will make him angry.
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