Degang Guo crosstalk

Crosstalk The Journey to the West Performers: Degang Guo, Yu Qian.

Guo: Thank you! I'm happy to see you happy.

Y: Nice to meet you, too.

Guo: Young and old, upstairs and downstairs,

Y: right.

Guo: More than 10,000 people,

Y: Where are so many people?

Guo: People who eat hot pot on the kiln table.

Y: Well, does it count outside?

Guo: It's nice to have so many people! It's okay. It's good to listen to cross talk more. Happy.

Hey, Le Yi.

Guo: There is nothing to be sad about. Wu Dalang watched the sky fall.

Y: In other words, only he is still alive.

Guo: What are we afraid of? Cheerful. Of course, there is no guarantee that something will happen at home.

Y: that's right.

Guo: So do we. There is no guarantee that children will not listen when they quarrel and bicker.

Y: I can't help it

Guo: My daughter-in-law got into a fight with me today.

Y: huh?

Guo: Something happened at home today.

Y: do housework.

Guo: Quarrel. "Gang Tai" is very unhappy.

Y: Right? Who is "Gang Tai"?

Guo: My wife.

Y: Ha ha ha ha. Why is your wife called "Gang Tai"?

Guo: My wife.

Oh, dear.

Guo: argue with me. This one is stronger than you, and that one is stronger than you. Oh, honey. You see, I am very capable of keeping up with the stage. When she stirred my brain with me, she suddenly snorted. I hate it. I can't help it

Yes

Guo: What do you suggest the couple do? As soon as I turned my head, I rushed into the room and sat down to think for a while.

Y: calm down.

Guo: Actually, there is nothing wrong with her. She did it for my own good.

Y: that's true.

Guo: I don't think you should be angry if you want to be angry. I thought for a quarter of an hour and went out to talk to her.

Y: explain.

Guo: I've decided. My face was flushed, so I stood up and tied it.

Y: You didn't think about it for a quarter of an hour, but you pulled it for a quarter of an hour.

Guo: I hate it. I sat there quietly for a long time and felt much more comfortable.

Y: Is your stomach much more comfortable?

Guo: Don't talk nonsense.

Y: Who is talking nonsense?

Guo: Do you have this for writing backstage?

Y: Yes, why rush if you want? I was thinking.

Guo: I rushed into the room and sat in the wrong place.

Y: That's called rushing to the wrong room.

Guo: I mean she wants me to be good, too.

Yu: (Yu Qian has been laughing)

Guo: You will be glad to go out again!

Y: (laughs) Who's happy?

Guo: Without this, we wouldn't watch coke at home with you. Who are you?

Yes, otherwise I will make you very angry.

Guo: I'm really angry. Of course, she did it for my own good. She always wanted me to be outstanding and better than others. This is a typical dream.

Y: Your relationship is unusual.

K: Of course. Of course, my level is limited and my heart is hot.

Y: you're welcome. Not bad!

Guo: I can't compare with you and me. Their teachers are better than us in level, consciousness and experience.

Y: You can't say that.

Guo: We are just ordinary people. They are old at home. Even he and his wife, our sister-in-law, are all big families, and they are proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. When our family got up in the morning, the daughter-in-law said, "Buy breakfast! Sweep the floor! Wipe the floor! Who will pick up the children at noon? " Our family does this.

Y: It's a chore.

Guo: People get up in the morning, tidy up neatly, light incense in incense burners and have guzheng music. Two tables are ready, ground, licked the pen, and the couple draw.

Y: ok.

Guo: He sits here and his sister-in-law sits opposite. Everyone put a mirror on the table, have a look and draw two strokes.

Yu: Self-portrait.

Guo: Sister-in-law drew a fox there.

Y: huh?

Guo: Yu Qian drew a turtle here.

Y: go! Never heard of it!

Guo: What a genius.

Y: Did the genius draw a turtle in the mirror?

Guo: This is a national treasure.

Y: What national treasure?

Guo: National treasure, I admit it. I think Song Huizong and Evonne draw horses best, while Dai Song, a great painter, draws cows.

Y: right.

Guo: Your horse, your cow, a fox like your sister-in-law, and a bastard like you.

Y: I have never heard of it! Is there anything we can talk about? This?

Guo: This is the best in the world. The key is that people have this condition at home.

Y: what conditions?

Guo: His father, to be honest,

Y: Yes, there is no such thing as "we". There is only one father!

Guo: Really? I compliment you on looking rich.

Y: You look rich. Did I take advantage of dad? What the hell?

Guo: You surpass others, surpass others.

Y: No, this place is empty!

Guo: His father is an old pedant with a beard and looks very learned. Oh!

Y: What's with the mop? Chin pillow mop.

Guo: Walking or even mopping the floor is a leader.

Y: ok, I haven't heard of it.

Guo: Old man, his father and I are lovers, and my father and I are father and son.

Y: Who is the father first? It's vague, you know?

Guo: You let him choose first,

Y: there is no choice.

Guo: He will come. I will do the rest. I'll do what he doesn't like.

Y: No, he is an elder.

Guo: Dry father and son.

Y: right.

Guo: Grandpa is very kind. It hurts both of us. We sat at the front of the room, seven or eight-year-old children. We sat in the room with red molds and copybooks.

Yu: Calligraphy.

Guo: Cover the paper and we'll write here. The old man looked at it and said, "no, no!" " Shua shua, it's all torn. How far can we practice this?

Y: it's too slow

Guo: Does that make sense? Do something else.

Y: what?

Guo: Bring a dustpan of dirt and put it here. "Play with mud, play with mud."

Y: What about mud?

Guo: I said, how can this not crack? The old man looked: "You avoid it, you also avoid it."

Y: why?

Guo 1 of "wow"

Y: Oh, get up. What kind of old man is this?

Guo: childlike innocence.

Y: What a pity!

Guo: "I have a long beard and can't squat down." Which one of you is coming? " I said, Brother Qian, you are older than me. Come here. Brother Qian began to clap his hands and made a big mud cake, BIA, which fell to the ground. Suddenly, a hole came out. The old man looked at it and said, "What's this called?" Qian said, "This is called a hole." I said, "It's called an eye." The old man was happy: "There are holes in his eyes."

Y: the same. What are you still eating?

Guo: The old man is happy. "good! The first class is over! "

Y: That's it?

Guo: Light and mud are boring.

Y: what else?

Guo: "This time, I will show you a hole."

Y: collapse? Get up! Why take off your pants? Pee and mud, fart and collapse? Did the old man do this?

Guo: Your father has a childlike innocence.

Y: no need.

Guo: lively, lively.

Jade: Let it die, this heart.

Guo: Let's play in the house. The old man is standing here with a long beard, and the modest son is holding a beard there. I dance while playing.

Y: I said, why is my father's chin so long?

Guo: It's a gadget.

Y: What the hell?

Guo: Nothing to do. The old man took us both. "Let's go! Climb the mountain! Children, climb the mountain with me! " Climb the mountain, climb the fragrant hill. He is still with us at his age. He is in good spirits! Flushed. Of course, his age is here after all. He is always the last to climb the mountain and the first to go down.

Why did you come down so soon?

Guo: I didn't stand firm.

Y: huh? Did you drop it?

Guo: It's a thing, coke.

Y: Is it ridiculous to treat him as a toy?

Guo: None of us dare to follow fast. The old man sat here and was happy, "I ha ha".

Y: it's beautiful

Guo: "That's funny. Look at all these people looking at me. I am very happy. I am very happy. Life is nothing more than letting others make fun of me and make some contributions to society. "

Y: What kind of mentality?

Guo: The old man is happy, but his childlike innocence is still alive. Let's sit here. Tell us, old man, why can we be so happy? "Laugh at life and let everyone see your happiness in contributing to society. Do you know that?/You know what? Look at me! " I stood up again and stepped on this beard. "bang!" I fell there. This man is happy and the old man is beautiful, which is more enjoyable than watching himself. "See? You are all happy that I will come again! "

Y: Still coming? Can't you step on this beard a few times?

Guo: Just for fun.

Y: What are you playing?

Guo: I said, old man, have you never been sad in your life? (stroking his beard)

Y: Stop stroking!

Guo: It's very long.

Y: Why not twist it?

Guo: "Yes!"

Y: Oh, I didn't remember until I brushed my beard.

Guo: "I think at the beginning, during the Cultural Revolution, I was sent to the mountains and spent every day with the mountain people. During that time, food and shelter conditions were not good. At that time, this was a crime. "

Y: I have suffered.

Guo: "Old man, don't you feel sad that you have fallen to that level?"

Y: Can you still keep this mentality?

Guo: "No, I am also very happy there, looking for happiness."

Y: how to find it?

Guo: I said, are you particularly happy? "I'll tell you something about coke. One winter,1February, there was a heavy snow. Our neighbor Lao Wang's big dog is lost, and he takes it to herd sheep every day. We'll take someone to find it. I brought seven or eight people into the mountains to find him. After three days of searching, I saw the dog in the mountains. Late at night, I set up a tent and lit a fire. We sat there and looked at the dog. "

Y: see?

Guo: "I really have nothing to do. We used to beat the dog and slap its mouth with our ears. Bia bia, I played all night and was very happy. "

Y: That's it?

Guo: There is nothing to be happy about.

Y: it can be said that.

Guo: Are there any other happy things? "The following winter, Lao Li lost his horse."

Y: Always losing things.

Guo: "I went to find a horse, took seven or eight people, walked around the mountain in the middle of the night, searched for two days, and found it in the mountains. I set up a tent and lit a fire around the horse. I’m not doing anything right now. I gave the horse a mouth and kicked it all night. I am very happy. "

Y: What happiness is this?

Guo: No sadness at all?

Y: think about it.

Guo: "Yes." What's so sad? "In the third year, I lost it."

Y: I'll tell you if I kill you.

Guo: You can't say that.

Y: What, aren't the Avengers all here?

Guo: It's the Lao Wang family, the Lao Li family.

Y: Isn't two enough?

Guo: I like his father. How nice! Old people are very interesting. It hurts me. When I was a child, I took me out to play and go shopping. "Say, what to eat?" "Eat candied haws."

Y: Do you want to buy it?

Guo: "I have no change either. Later. " It hurts me.

Y: O。

Guo: "Say what you eat." "Eat that fudge."

Y: jelly beans.

Guo: "No change, didn't I tell you?" ? Say whatever you want, baby. "

Y: Where else?

Guo: "I'm hungry, buy a sesame seed cake." "No change, go with the uncle, go with the uncle." Took me into the bank.

Why did you go?

Guo: Take out a passbook and say, "Bang!" Throw it on the counter.

Y: I really want to buy it.

Guo: "Take them out!"

Y: Huo!

Guo: To tell you the truth, it's ok to give your own son back as a godson. It is really beyond the reach of ordinary people.

Y: That will really hurt you.

Guo: "All of them!" They took it. 160000!

Y: that kind of money?

Guo: That year, when we were young, the passbook was 1.6 million. How are you now? The family looked at it and said, "Hey, Grandpa, you can't take these. You have to make an appointment in advance, and you can only take 50 thousand today. "

Y: that's quite a lot.

Guo: "Take 50,000!"

Yes

Guo: "Fifty thousand, baby, wait a little longer. Take 50 thousand, piece by piece. "

Y: small change

Guo: Make the waiter angry. Count. After a while, it looks like a mountain.

Y: make a pile.

Guo: Fifty thousand yuan, piece by piece. The old man said, "Come on, let's count one!" " "A pile of piles, enough, it's getting dark." Save it! "

Y: Did you save it? Didn't buy anything?

Guo: The bank also wondered, "What do you mean?" "I count it and see if it's right. My own money, I'm afraid you don't take good care of it. "

Y: that won't do.

Guo: "I'm relieved now. I'll take you home for dinner. "

Y: Well, I have to go home for dinner.

Guo: It really hurts. Especially good for me!

Y: Well, you don't know whether it's good or bad.

K: Very good. You advised me as you walked. "I often think that without that day, I won't always think about it."

Y: good point.

Guo: "Be careful with your money. Don't be like your aunt. " Say your mother.

Y: what's the matter

Guo: "Don't be like your aunt. You don't care about spending money. There is no such thing. The other day you asked me for money to buy clothes and spent 10 thousand yuan. "

Y: Buy clothes for 10,000 yuan?

Guo: "The next day, I needed money and spent money."

Y: or flowers?

K: It will cost 6000 yuan on the third day.

Oh, dear.

K: 5000 yuan on the fourth day.

Y: It's really expensive.

Guo: Take two thousand yuan on the fifth day. I asked for it again yesterday and got 1000 yuan.

Y: What beautiful flowers!

Guo: "Is there such a thing? I didn't give a penny! "

Y: It's a waste of time. Why didn't I tell you it was so busy?

Guo: On second thought, it still makes sense. I saw my aunt's fifty cents very wet yesterday. I wonder, "Why is money so wet?" "Your uncle is crying too much!"

Y: Huo! Money is cruel!

Guo: That's right. The old man has a kind heart,

Y: I still have it.

Guo: Very good, especially like me. "Don't stay at home, come on, let's go out to play!" "You say where to go? If you are far from home, you can't let go. " "That doesn't work, you have to spread out your hands. To tell the truth, this child treats you like his own son, and Angela Yu Chien has no place in my heart. "

Y: Not even my own son?

Guo: "No, I don't like him. If I want to see his father one day, I must slap him! ”"

Y: wait a minute! Why can you still see my father? Isn't he my father?

Guo: He is your father.

Y: Is it different?

Guo: Can that thing be the same?

Y: Why is it different?

Guo: Don't ask. If you ask, you are sick.

Y: It's awesome that I don't call in sick!

Guo: "Go, go, go out to play with grandpa! I will take you to play all over the world. "

Y: Travel around the world?

Guo: "Anywhere, east, west, north and south, let's go out for a year."

Oh, dear.

Guo: "Let's go east first. The east is full of fun. Let's leave now. Let's go to Tongxian, Tongxian to Yanjiao, turn to Sanhe, hit Sanhe to Yanjiao, and Yanjiao to Tongxian. Tongxian to Yanjiao, Yanjiao to Sanhe, and Yanjiao in Sanhe. . . "

Y: What's wrong with stepping on your beard again? Why are you wandering around here?

Guo: I like that place best.

Y: what!

Guo: We must go to the East first, and then to the West. Mentougou has plenty of opportunities.

Y: ok! Beijing still can't get out!

Guo: At that time, the old people took advantage of the car.

Y: really?

Guo: Driving, that "hanging edge hanging edge" car was not like this at that time. Many people are driving now. Who had a car at that time? Your father drove the car, took me, and I went out to play with my father. We were very happy, enjoying the great rivers and mountains in Tongxian, seeing the customs of Yanjiao and tasting the delicacies of Sanjiang. Your father is happy because of the heavy rain in three rivers. "oh! Really should be the ancients that sentence, "

Y: what?

Guo: "If you don't do good deeds at home, it will rain heavily when you go out."

Y: ouch.

Guo: "God is so wise! Hey? How do you think he knows I'm not a good person? "

Y: oh! There's nothing to be ashamed of!

Guo: I said, how should I know? Anyway, it's raining and windy in Longxing. I am very happy. I am hahaha. "

Y: Are you still happy that you are covered in mud?

Guo: Feel this long beard.

What are you touching?

Guo: I said, "Grandpa, I'm hungry. I tell you, I'm hungry when I get to Yanjiao. I have been back and forth in Yanjiao for four times. "

Y: Oh, I didn't go anywhere else.

Guo: "Don't worry, we won't wait for the thunder?"

Y: huh? What are you doing?

Guo: "Let's wait for the rain. Rain, rain, rain, rain. "

Y: What's the scene like in the rain?

Guo: "Get off!" Get off with me. There is a snack bar by the road.

Y: Have some rice.

Guo: I pushed the door and went in to have a look. Small businessman, not big, has four tables. The manager sat there, smoking a cigarette. "Mr. Huo, are there two? Sit down! Sit down! Dude, get a bowl of hot water. Come out to play in such a heavy rain? " The old man was happy: "You don't know, I haven't been to Sanhe County. Let's go out for a stroll. "

Y: I have told others the truth.

K: Sit there. "Is there anything to eat?" "This small place, red sesame seed cake, red sesame seed cake, steamed stuffed bun, noodle soup. What do you think you eat? " Look over here, guys, pushing a big basket.

Y: why?

Guo: It's Shaking Yuanxiao. Your father is a rich man. He has eaten and seen it.

Yes

Guo: "How much is the white briquette?"

Y: hey! The rich are in vain.

Guo: "How much is the white briquette?"

Y: white briquettes? It's called Yuanxiao.

Guo: Dude, look at him too. "Yuanxiao, Grandpa." "oh? Okay, okay, this is interesting. Come, come. " Call me here. "This is the legendary Lantern Festival. Do you know? "

Y: huh? Haven't even seen Yuanxiao?

Guo: "How much is this thing? Just eat it? "

Y: raw?

Guo: "Give me a vinegar dish!"

Y: Are you jealous? Nothing can be eaten like that!

Guo: The shopkeeper sat there laughing. "Are you kidding, you can drive. Haven't you seen this? We made it ourselves, whether it was stuffing or noodles. Do you want to try it? " "Good, is it expensive?" "Look, you can look up to us after eating a few."

Y: what a talker.

Guo: "Try it before you buy it." "good! Happy! Can talk! Taste it before you buy it, taste it first. "

Yes, Huo! What an appetite.

Guo shopkeeper looked at him. "Not so delicious. Let's cook some. We are both cold. Have some. " Big bowl, bring it up, there are five in one. Let's eat. Your father and I just ate two, and your father has finished that bowl.

Y: hungry.

Guo: Give me this bowl. "Children eat less and feel uncomfortable in their hearts."

Y: Huo! Isn't he afraid of dragging his heart?

Guo: "Boss, can you have some more?"

Y: ok! Still taste?

Guo: The shopkeeper said, "That's enough. You taste this, who are we going to sell? " "oh? Yes, does this smell cost money? " "No money." "oh? Does the soup cost money? "

Y: Have some soup.

Guo: "Soup is free." A bowl of soup.

Y: sliding seam.

Guo: "A bowl of soup." Put the big bowl here, as mushy as almond tea. I felt good as soon as I saw it. "Boss, I want a bowl of soup, too." "Give me the soup."

Y: I drank it for nothing

Guo: This bowl is all I have left. Your father said, "Give me two bowls."

Y: it's really drinkable.

Guo: Drink a bowl and hang a bowl. This bowl is finished, and so is that bowl.

Y: ok!

Guo: I said manned, I also want two bowls.

Y: really?

Guo: After drinking, your father stood up, holding a basin, holding a basin.

Y: Huo!

Guo: I said I want a pot, I want a pot,

Y: Where are those cans?

Guo: Yes, for more than an hour, your father stood there, "manned, manned, hey! Hey! "

Y: I dare not insist.

Guo: "soup, soup."

Y: I'll come out after another drink.

Guo: "soup, soup." "ah? Ah? " "soup." "Do you want Yuanxiao?" "No, it's soup."

Y: Speak louder.

Guo: "The soup is gone! Yuanxiao is full of pot stickers. "

Y: Huo! All right!

Guo: "Didn't you see our cook? Put down the spoon and copy the shovel. "

Y: haha.

Guo: "four people carrying water can't supply you two!" " "

Y: water the mice?

Guo: "Ah? Ok, let's take a break and have a drink. "

Y: still drinking? Endless.

Guo: The shopkeeper sat there happily. "Hey, I don't know if you are broad-minded or shameless."

Y: aha.

Guo: "I've never seen anyone like you. Are you still driving here? ”？ Which snack bar does this car belong to? ""No, you're bored. You can afford the money. Get the change! "

Y: what? Did you give money to anyone?

Guo: The shopkeeper is happy. "Never mind, this rainy day has nothing to do. I will spend a cloudy day with you. We have rules here. Let's talk for a while and ask a question. You have to answer it without charging a penny. "

Y: Huo!

Guo: "I can't answer. Even soup and water are for us. "

Y: What about this good thing?

Guo: The shopkeeper sat steady and meticulous.

Y: You are right. This word will be said later.

Guo: It's quite stable. "I made my debut." Your father said, "Get out! I am the smartest. " "Well, two questions, you choose one."

Yu: Multiple choice questions.

Guo: Hey, "As long as you get it right, turn around and leave. It doesn't matter. You can choose the first or second of my two questions. Go your way if you answer correctly. "

Y: choose.

Guo: "I choose the second way! You say it! ""Listen, second, what year was this? "

Yes, what is it?

Guo: "I choose the first one!" "It's late, it's late." "No, you call it a trick." "Who cheated you? Huh? Drink our cans of water, you know? "

Y: The first question is about this.

Guo: "Ah? There is nothing like you. I'll give you another chance. I'll count to three and apologize to me. It's over. Three! You don't have a chance! "

Y: what's this?

Guo: The shopkeeper is so clever that he made your father speechless. To tell the truth, (stroking his beard)

Y: Stop stroking!

Guo: "You don't count! You said it was a joke! I also have a question, you have to answer, I will give you money! Listen! Nine faces, eight mouths, a bitch and nineteen and a half legs. "

Y: what's this?

Guo: The shopkeeper is stupid. He doesn't know this. Nine faces, eight mouths, a bitch and nineteen and a half legs. What is this? Pointing at this table is the table of the Eight Immortals.

Y: what's the matter

Guo: Nine faces, Eight Immortals and Eight Faces. A countertop counts as nine sides.

Y: O。

Guo: Eight mouths,

Y: what's the matter

Guo: Eight Immortals, one bite each. The table has no mouth.

Yes, yes. A cat?

Guo: He Xiangu. Right? Nineteen and a half legs,

Y: what's the matter

Guo: How many legs are there?

Y: The Eight Immortals are 28 16 with sixteen legs.

Guo: The table has four legs.

Y: Twenty legs.

Guo: There is another one in it.

Y: ok! Is this half a piece?

Guo: Nineteen and a half legs! You didn't guess, did you? There's a cripple here. The manager bumped into the stool and stood up: "What a surprise! It's no problem to drink Yuanxiao soup for nothing. You're kidding! Dude. Pass me that kitchen knife! "

Y: Well, you have to work hard!

Guo: I went out as soon as your father came. Open the car door, "Mao!" No sooner had I got on the bus than I stepped on the accelerator. "run! This is easy to kill in the wild! "

Y: run!

Guo: Run! Twenty minutes, I said slow down, the car is too fast, my heart is about to come out. Your father slowed down. "I tell you, this thing is to be smart!" Do you know that?/You know what? It's cooked when it falls into people's hands. "Looking back, yes!

Y: what's the matter

Guo: The boss is standing outside the window. Knock on the glass. "You can't run away!"

Y: huh?

Guo: (sports car noise) Half an hour, the accelerator has been stepped on to the end.

Y: run!

Guo: Your father is sweating like a madman.

Y: afraid.

Guo to wipe the sweat, "alas! You surprised me! At this moment, I estimate that I have passed Sanhe County. "

Y: ok!

Guo: "Ah!"

Y: What does this mean?

Guo: The lame man is still following outside the window.

Y: This cripple runs fast enough!

Guo: Your father blushed. "My mother!" (Sports car sound)

Y: still running!

Guo: Run! Run for your life! It's incredible, this car is about to get rid of it,

Y: oh, dear!

Guo: I ran for an hour. "Oh, this is made. Ouch!

Y: Why do you always follow?

Guo: The lame man looks out of the window. "Let me give you a push. The car is stuck in the mud. "

Y: ok! What have you been doing?

Guo: Those guys came out to push them. "Push them away, these people are so annoying!" "

Y: Oh, I met a kind person. This is ...

Guo: Come on, let's drive forward and go east, and finally we come to a big city.

Y: Out of the Three Rivers?

Guo: Sanhe County.

Y: huh? Into the three rivers?

Guo: I finally entered the Sanjiang River.

Y: ok!

Guo: Find a small hotel, one for me and one for your father. Stay. Your father's room is lying, so am I, it's too humid. It's different outside and at home.

Yes

Guo: You see, you are used to living in a deep house compound. At night, the lights are brightly lit, and the stewards are running all over the yard. These sisters come out to wear cheongsam.

Y: Where did I get so many sisters?

Guo: Anything at home will do.

Y: what!

Guo: Everything is fine at home, but it is difficult to go out. We don't have it outside. The light bulb in our house is as big as a quail egg.

Oh, dear.

Guo: I can't see, man! That man came in. "What's the matter?" I said this light bulb is too small. I haven't seen it, I haven't seen it, I haven't seen it shine on basketball. I'll exchange it for this big one for you. Take three light bulbs, screw on one, and these two are spare. I can't sleep once I lie down. I am tired. What a tiring day. I lay down and picked up a light bulb. Who studied this thing? Hey, it also says,

Y: what to write?

Guo: Fragile articles, please don't put them in your mouth.

Y: nonsense.

Guo: I took the wrong medicine, so I won't put it in my mouth. What's wrong with it? I don't believe it.

Y: not as strong as this.

Guo: I have to try. Hum, I can't take it out!

Y: huh?

Guo: Ka is really porcelain! What should I do? I was so anxious that I opened the door and smashed your father's door. As soon as the door opened, your father looked at me and said, "Good coke. Hahahaha. "

Y: Come on, why do you always have a beard?

Guo: Hey, I mean, what should I do? Your father is in a hurry, too. He took a beard and wrapped it around the light bulb. Oh, dear, it's broken, and several pieces have been dropped.

Y: What is this idea?

Guo: Call somebody else's hotel quickly. Let's go. You should take me away quickly. Everyone is happy, and I can't say anything. Take me to the next room, a small health center, and the doctor has an idea. First, I will give you some towels, and the doctor will "bang!" It is broken,

Y: Isn't that broken?

Guo: Take out the tweezers. Poof, I vomited blood all over the floor. I said, what's going on?

Y: My department.

Guo: The doctor said, "Do you know that you are ill? What's so curious about being so old? "

Y: that's right.

Guo: "You can't do this, you know? Go back to rest while it's early! "

Y: Let's go.

Guo: I quickly went back to gargle and fell asleep when I lay down. I slept until three o'clock in the morning. Someone knocked at the door and opened the door to see your father with a light bulb in his mouth.

Y: Fuck you!