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What is the length of ten?

There is a movie called. Audiences over 40 must be accompanied by teenagers? Movies? 100,000 Cold Jokes was released. I'll tell you what to say about it.

What is "Ten Length":

Ten cold jokes are abbreviations for 100,000 cold jokes. 100,000 Cold Jokes is a domestic original cartoon with (Tu) and (Cao) series. The author is cartoonist Wu Han, who has been in China since 20 10. Is there a demon? Since last year, more than 170 times of content has been serialized. This cartoon consists of a series of short stories, and there is no direct connection between them. Its peculiar painting style and slot point attract a large number of screen names. Is there a demon? The station received nearly 2 billion hits, ranking first in popularity.

20 12 "Ten Lengths" was adapted into an animation, which once again set off a movie-watching craze. Is the "ten cold" tucao style without moral integrity called a netizen? China version of Funny Day and? . The so-called funny day and peace is a funny cartoon that is meaningless, imaginative, with a little joke and blends various cultural backgrounds. The animated version of Ten Lengs comes out once a month, and each episode is only 10 minutes, which is as short and pithy as Japanese and comics. This short animation suitable for eating instant noodles is also called by netizens? Instant noodles? .

What are the wonderful lines?

1、? 100% empty-handed

Yes, it is the killing skill of the king of Tota, Li Jing, mentioned above! So-called? 100% empty-handed Is that every time I go out with a knife, I will return empty-handed. Next, I didn't cut anyone! Not even flowers and plants!

2、? Hanging in the southeast branch?

Come on, follow the little brother's back? An empty mountain after the rain? What was the last sentence? Standing on an autumn night? No, no, it should be? Hanging in the southeast branch? , how could I lie to you!

This sentence comes from ten paragraphs: after the rain, the mountains are empty and the southeast branches are hung; But you expand your horizons by 300 miles and hang on the southeast branch; When my parents heard about my daughter, they also started a new genre. The medicine won't stop As a five-character all-around sentence suitable for humming while shaking your legs, many students also used this sentence in the exam and were called to their parents by the teacher. Little brother is deeply sympathetic!

3、? Laugh in brackets?

Actually (laughs). Parentheses are supplementary instructions. Really? Emotional remarks? 、? Context cue? 、? Additional settings? Universal vocabulary with various cross-functional attributes! Of course, you can also cry in brackets, and everything in the world is cute in brackets.

4、? Clap your hands, clap your hands and dance?

Ten cold animated version of another divine comedy, full name? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Uncle Ben, hey, hey! , being chased by netizens? Ten coldest dances? . The melody is fresh and natural, the dance is light and there are many grooves, so it is a strong competitor for the next divine comedy.