This year's joke

★☆ Summarize the latest hilarious jokes ★☆ I wish you happiness after reading it! ! ! 1. In high school, after class was over, all the students went outside to buy lunch boxes. A girl took a shortcut before others, and the manhole cover in front of her fell off! After a while, she climbed up with the edge of the well. She was embarrassed. A group of junior high school students walked by in horror. She was in a hurry and said as she climbed, hey! It's really difficult to repair ... ★☆ 2. When I was in middle school, I was bitten by mosquitoes in summer, and it was uncomfortable to itch in class, but I couldn't reach in and scratch, I could bear it! It's killing me After class, I stole a box of cool oil from my deskmate (girl) and ran to the toilet. I regretted it after putting it on-DD stood up and said nothing! I can't stop without clothes in summer, so I have to bend down and move back to the classroom, sit down and lean on the desk and dare not move. Cool oil smells so bad that my deskmate snapped, You stole my cool oil? Where did you wipe it? ! I wish I was dead! I just opened the coke and drank it twice, then shook it and blew it out. Hold it in your mouth, stick it, and finally spray it out of your nose. ★☆ 3. One day, I got on the bus with a good friend, and the front was full, so I ran to the back, and there were just two seats. There are two middle school students sitting in the front row. After one stop, a woman in her twenties led a 7-or 8-year-old boy on the bus. (I later learned that this is her child. () There were no seats, so I stood next to those two middle school students. Before long, the child began to make trouble and said that his leg hurt. The middle school student stood up and offered his seat to the child. The young woman said: Let the child do it on your knee. Middle school students agreed. The child sat on the knee of the middle school student. After a few more stops, a girl came over. It's the kind that is extremely beautiful and extremely sexy. A low-cut skirt. When the bus was running, the child suddenly shouted at his mother, "Mom, my brother's little boy is moving!" " Just like dad's. "Wandering around! Hehe, there was a commotion in the car. That middle school student is very ashamed. Pull the classmate, and then shout to the driver: "ring the doorbell!" ！” (He wants to open the door, hehe) Then, he got off. ★☆ 4. When I was in high school, I woke up at home at noon and ate two oranges. After eating the yellow on my finger, I went straight to school without washing my hands. When I was with my classmates in the afternoon, one of them said, "Why are you so disgusting? You wipe your fingers with shit! " "I said, it's not shit, it's oranges at noon." Then I shook my finger. Two days later, it will be miserable. The whole school knows that there is a classmate in our school who wipes his ass with his fingers after taking a shit, and he nags his fingers from time to time when he is dry, saying that it smells like oranges. One day, he was walking in the street with a beautiful woman and good friend. Suddenly, a vendor who bought porn came over and said to my good friend, hey, sister, come and have a look. There is a new movie. My friend is very angry ... What? I know. There is no bathroom in our hotel. You can go to the toilet opposite. We have an agreement with them. When you get there, you can say that you are eating! ★☆ 7. One day, a female friend of mine came to me and said, "I am depressed, I am bleeding." "Blood collapse?" I asked. "The amount of menstruation is so large!" Answer. Oh, as a man, of course I don't know what a bloody collapse is. There are two flowers, one for each table. A few days later, my boss who hadn't given me a raise for several years suddenly gave me a raise. I sat in my office, smiling with a paycheck, and said, "I feel that I haven't had my period for several months, and today I suddenly have a bloody collapse." When I looked up, the whole office was staring at me. . . ★☆ 8. In the third year of high school, in the chemistry class, the teacher talked about organic chemistry polymers or something. Suddenly the teacher gave an example and drew a "phthalein bond" on the blackboard, telling everyone that this is a "eunuch". Let's give him a "methyl" and laugh. ★☆ 9. University, I study computer. During the internship on the computer, when the teacher dozed off, all beings were crazy about CS. Our captain couldn't hold back his excitement and quickly established a local area network. Classic dust2, the captain shouted: I am cheap (made), I am cheap (made), don't rob me. ——! Don't worry, my captain, we won't fight you. ★☆ 10. The university handed in a BF, and I haven't been to his dormitory for a long time. One day, I went to his dormitory to find him, and I was very anxious. I opened the door and found him in the whole dormitory. Because they didn't know each other very well, I was a little nervous and asked him where he was going. I don't know why, but I blurted out, "Where's my man? ! "The whole dormitory was silent 10 seconds, and I rushed out of the door. ★☆★☆→ Authoritative professional original answer If plagiarism is found, all complaints will be made.

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