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My name is youth, but youth has nothing to do with me.

In the past 20 years, I have had the same dream over and over again. Every time I wake up, I will absently grab the mirror beside the pillow and aim it at my face.

Look up, look left, look right, alas, unchanged, the dream is really incredible.

In my dream, although I can't see my face clearly, I can clearly hear the voices around me. Someone whispered in my ear: "Youth, youth, is really what people say."

The word youth has become my heart disease, which is my persistence for so many years.

My surname is Qingming Chun, which is a beautiful name, but it happened that I didn't have the edge of youth all over. A good name gradually made me feel an unspeakable irony. Especially the question that once hurt me deeply:

If you add a definition and a word to youth, how would you describe it?

Some people say that youth is infinite vitality.

Some people say that youth is a full face of collagen.

Some people say that youth is to talk about a regretless love.

Others said, hey, look at her, look at her youth, she perfectly explained what is called "not youth".

Oh, ironically, I am obviously called youth, but I am incompatible with it.

This late autumn face can be said to have collected all the hard injuries on parents' faces. My nose is flat, my pie face is thick, and my lips are particularly worthy of careful "taste".

It is often said that the eyes are the windows of the soul, which can reflect the inner feelings. With beautiful eyes, the whole person will have an aura.

But along the way, few people can see my heart through my eyes.

It's not that my emotions are too complicated to understand, but that I have a pair of legendary "squints".

The only advantage of having such a pair of eyes is that I can confidently deny it even if I am in a daze and sleepy. No, people listen carefully, but my eyes are too small. Look. Boo hoo, so you don't like my little eyes either.

You see, this reason is so good, so powerful, so convincing that you can fight it quietly.

Besides, God gave me another "gift".

Maybe it's to deserve my particularly young name. So for so many years, it has been repeated, repeated, long and gone, long and gone, as well as acne marks and pits.

I have tried all kinds of methods, but it never worked. Probably very annoying. One night, I dreamed of pimples on my face. What's even more amazing is that acne is alive, talking, moving, or neatly in three rows and three columns.

Take a closer look at the forehead of each acne and put on a flaming headscarf with the words "youth acne" printed on it.

Listen to them neatly shouted:

Youth, youth, you are the most youthful.

Youth, youth, we will clear your name.

At that moment, there was no emotion or tears. I just want to summon a beam of light to represent beauty and destroy them.

It took me a long time to finally accept the fact that I was born unlucky and didn't inherit good genes. I met my destiny takes a hand's love.

Do you think this destined love is a man? No, she is a girl, my best friend, Xia Tian.

She is different from me. As the name implies, she is sweet and unattractive, with a good personality and beautiful appearance. Few people don't like her. She has everything I expect and yearn for. What shocked me most was her unparalleled super luck.

Her parents are extremely ordinary, even a little ugly. But she gave birth to such a beautiful daughter.

Alas, people are really more angry with themselves than with others. Fortunately, I am broad-minded and can hold up ten boats in my stomach.

There is a word to describe me as particularly suitable, young and mature.

In fact, my parents are very funny, and the family atmosphere is relaxed with a little joy, but I don't know why I didn't inherit my parents' cheerful personality.

When things happen, they are always very calm and calm, and there are few times when they panic. The expression on her face is also faint, as if there is no joy or sadness, and her face is often cold.

Every time my mother sees it, she always looks at me helplessly and spits, "You said that your father and I are both unintentional, so how did you give birth to such a boring daughter?"

Yes, I'm also curious about your daughter. Obviously, her careless personality is more popular. What exactly did I grow up on?

Not only am I bored at home, but I can talk and never do anything. I can do something and never move my hands. I really want to take root in bed if I can. Enjoy a soft bed every day.

So obviously, I'm not thin. I don't smell of youth either.

I am a warm-hearted girl, but I don't know much about expressing myself. I like to help others. Every time I see the expression on their faces become relaxed, I am very happy.

I am good-natured and broad-minded, probably because I am fat. I also have a special skill. I am an excellent cook. Because I like to eat, I slowly start cooking, and the taste is getting better and better after cooking more.

But I have never accepted the love of the opposite sex. Never had a relationship that should have existed in youth. The only happiness is probably that I have never started or experienced the pain of losing.

In fact, I understand that I am not the popular person in this value-oriented world. The external beauty in those chicken soup is not as good as the internal beauty, and the internal beauty is king. In my opinion, this is a joke.

If no one wants to know your heart through your appearance, even if your inner beauty is as beautiful as a flower, it is useless. This is a sad but extremely real reality.

Everyone loves beauty, so do I. I like people with light on their bodies, people with stars in their eyes, and even superficial people who look good.

So, here's the problem.

A girl like me, although warm in heart, good in temper and good in cooking, has no face value, is a little boring and homely, and has never tasted the fruit of love. Will anyone want to love me in the future?

I have never squandered my youth, but I have long lost my fate with it.

Can I still look forward to the arrival of true love foolishly?

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