Funny sentences to lose weight

60 funny sentences about losing weight

1, I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.

2, do not date, hide in the house to keep warm; Don't lose weight, leave some fat to resist the cold; Don't get cold, add clothes to keep warm; Don't be silly, just give me a message. Beginning of winter is here, pay attention to your health!

3, be a girl who loves to laugh, I heard that people who love to laugh are not too bad luck; Be a crying girl, because I want to live longer; Be a girl who loves to sleep and sleeps brilliantly. Be a girl who loves to eat, and she will be thin after eating; Be a doting girl. You deserve everything you value.

Man next door finally vowed to lose weight. At the graduation job fair, someone said to him, "Sorry, buddy, you're blocking my cell phone signal."

5, fat people are always ignored by people who care about them, which will be very sad. What's more sad is that you have to pretend not to care.

6. I have a heart for knowledge, but I have a failed life; I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.

7. People have gained more meat these days. At the age of 20, Gan Kun was covered in meat. With the sky and thick soil in Huang Chengcheng as evidence, I am willing to exchange my 20 Jin of meat for the good weather in China this year!

Being a stranger alone in a foreign land will gain three pounds every holiday.

9. People have lost weight, waist and thighs. Why do we have to start with brain cells?

10, if you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you can't stand it, continue to mix in the ranks of fat people. Anyway, there are so many fat people in the world, and you are not bad.

1 1, every time I say lose weight, I just want to scare my little fresh meat.

12, this kind of thing is to lose weight, the fat man is shouting and the thin man is doing it.

13, a bowl of mung bean soup in summer, detoxification to remove summer game; Cucumber is also a treasure, and weight loss and beauty are indispensable; Tomatoes are nutritious, beautiful and tender, with few diseases. One day in San Xiao, life is hard to get old. I wish you a good mood, good health and all the best!

14, when I was a child, I was happiest when I ate, but when I grew up, eating was the most troublesome. When I was a child, my parents wanted to be fat, but when I grew up, I wanted to be thin. It's okay to be fat and thin. Lose weight moderately, so that parents can rest assured. Filial piety is the first of all virtues, and health is the most important!

15, a friend told me that she would come to me after she lost weight. I'm worried about that. Perhaps this is the most tactful farewell.

16, no matter how beautiful your heart is, you are also a kind-hearted fat man!

17. People who say I don't need to lose weight are bad people.

18, people who don't dislike me when I am fat will definitely repay you when I am thin!

19, don't think like this! Losing weight will start tomorrow. Because there are countless tomorrows, I really want to lose weight from today!

20. Modern human beings are miserable, their lives are wasted too much, their consciousness level is backward, they don't pay attention to saving water and electricity, motorcycles and cars can fly, and the environment is flooded. We want to reduce emissions and slow down global warming, and the whole world will join hands to resist it.

2 1, in fact, I will lose weight, I just gain weight for a while, just for fun.

22. Thin paper never knows the helplessness of fat paper standing on the scale. Fat paper never understands the desolation of thin paper being gently pushed down.

23. When the burden of the mind strangles my heart, flying becomes an illusory bubble, and at most only dreams sleep in the air. To fly higher and go further, we must first unload the burden and let the soul lose weight, and the wings of the soul will let you travel in the air and the world.

24. There are doorways to maintain health in summer. Raw pears moisten the lungs and resolve phlegm. Apples have high antidiarrheal nutrition. Cucumber is effective in losing weight. They suppress cancer kiwifruit. Tomatoes nourish blood and nourish skin. Lotus root relieves anxiety and wine. Oranges regulate qi and resolve phlegm. Leek tonifies the kidney and warms the knees and waist.

25. In fact, at the moment you want to give up, tell yourself to stick to it, stick to it, and it will pass.

26. Never underestimate the charm of a fat girl after losing weight!

27. I really hope there is someone who can make me miss you so much. I don't think about tea and rice, I can't sleep well, and I am getting thinner and thinner.

28. Being fat is not a crime, but God is jealous that you will be too perfect if you lose weight.

29. My father commented on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

30. There is a girl who has only two things on her mind: eating and losing weight.

3 1, I used to be very thin, and it makes me sad to think about it.

I like my shadow in the sunset, which makes me tall and thin.

I'm not fat, I'm just thin.

34, don't always talk about losing weight, I think my sister was only five and a half pounds when she was the thinnest!

I have a heart to lose weight and a stomach to eat food. They are in PK every day. I use my hand to index. Emma, my stomach won again today.

36. The maternity counter is here. Is this belly going to be born? There is no large size you want.

37. Eat more acid when you have a cold, keep healthy and lose weight, lemon honey water, moisturize your intestines, eat tomatoes before meals, reduce fat intimately, eat green apple porridge, replenish your heart, drink yogurt in the morning and evening, adjust the intestinal flora, soak hawthorn in water, strengthen stomach and digestion, care has been sent, and happiness and well-being are accompanied!

38. There is such a person who cries, laughs, loses weight and overeats with you. She spent all the wonderful, embarrassing, proud and depressed moments with you, and now she is willing to be a green leaf to set off your happiness. Please cherish such a good sister.

39, beginning of winter, don't lose weight, save some fat for the winter; Stop pretending to be cool and put on more warm clothes; Don't date, go home and sleep with a kettle; Stop smoking, your nose is falling off the screen of your mobile phone. Pay attention to the image.

You must come when I lose weight, because seeing you will make me lose my appetite.

4 1, I'm losing weight. I don't diet or exercise. I use my mind. I will be thin, thin, thin.

42. Believe in yourself! You can do it! You can eat like a pig if you lose weight! If you lose weight, you can buy clothes at will. The salesman will only say: this dress may be a little big for you! Losing weight will not fail. If you lose weight, the world will be peaceful!

43. I am fat because I have a lot of things in my heart, and I am not thin.

44. Losing weight means eating all the delicious food in the world in one day. In order to realize this lofty and happy ideal, I decided to eat it now! Only in this way can we save enough strength to lose weight!

45. Losing weight is not so easy. Every piece of meat has its temper.

It's not that I don't want to lose weight, I'm just afraid of rebounding.

47. For the tall thing of losing weight, let's wait until we are full.

48. Don't always go out on dates and hide in the house to keep warm; Don't continue to grind your teeth to lose weight, leave some fat to resist the cold; Don't wear thin clothes to keep cool, but wear thick clothes to keep warm; Don't stare blankly, just give me a message. Friend, winter is coming, take care of yourself!

49. I know why I can't lose weight all the time, because there is a you in my body.

50. If I really can't lose weight, let me grow taller!

5 1, every woman who has failed to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been ineffective for many years.

52. How to lose weight if you don't have enough to eat?

53. I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.

54. Once upon a time, there was a fat man who heard that yoga could lose weight. Many things happen. Two months later, he became a soft fat man.

55. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself, "If I eat too much, I will die." But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.

56. I want to tell those children who are trying to lose weight that human beings are not trying to climb to the top of the food chain for vegetarianism.

57. Since impotence and lung cancer are both labeled on cigarette cases, why not label diabetes and fat paper on chocolate?

58. Losing weight is like giving up drugs. Once you take the exam again, all your efforts will be in vain.

59. Go shopping with your boyfriend in summer, and he won't always want to walk in the shade behind you.

60. Every girl who cries for losing weight has a mouth that can't stop.

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