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What is a Japanese cowherd?

In Japan, Cowherd's shop is a very formal culture. The waiters inside are all men, and the customers are basically rich people. The Cowherd's job is to drink and chat with these people and help customers. Forget about the stress of life. Regular cowherds do not use their bodies to do business, and all their income is based on the commission calculated from the drinks ordered by customers. In the male prostitute street in Shinjuku, there are more than 200 cowherd shops, and thousands of them are so handsome. The only job of extreme men every day is to please customers and provide services to customers. Photos of male prostitutes are openly posted outside. The competition is cruel and the rankings change frequently. It all depends on whether the customers are satisfied. The changing rankings give people unlimited pressure. I am thinking about how to make my career more perfect and how to take my work to the next level. Male prostitutes must be young and beautiful, and there is no place for those who are old and lustful. The dream of male prostitutes is to open a new shop by themselves, and to quickly find a rich woman to support them while they are young and beautiful. Marriage is a dream that can be realized. Generally, Let’s talk. Japanese men don't care about their wives going to Kabuki to find waiters, so male prostitutes don't have to worry about anyone coming to cause trouble. Of course, the boss's underworld background also makes trouble-seeking people shy away. After many Japanese people get married, more and more people go to male prostitutes to vent their anger. After working hard, company employees are willing to spend a lot of money on male prostitutes. There are also many married people who spend their own money on male prostitutes as a pastime after housework. . Unlike Chinese men who think it is shameful to eat soft rice, Japanese men believe that male prostitution is a profession, and satisfying customers means they have realized their life value. Therefore, they are very dedicated and their monthly income is about 40,000 US dollars. More good ones. Generally, guests with status cannot stay in the Cowherd Club for more than 30 minutes at a time. Those who stay for more than 30 minutes are country people. After you go there, choose your favorite cowherd to sit at the table, order the most expensive bottle of red wine, which costs 7 or 8 million yen, and have a drink. The most sophisticated guest will leave after 20 minutes. Occasionally there is a place twice a month, where I take five or six people, spend 7 to 8 million yen, have a party for 3 hours, and then leave. The cowherds in nightclubs have undergone rigorous training. From lighting cigarettes, pouring wine, folding towels to the content of chats, the etiquette is quite strict and requires skills. The Cowherd usually only drinks and chats with you in the shop, and you are not allowed to take him out. In Japan, cowherds mainly earn commissions from selling alcohol (there are also sex trades). They can legally solicit customers on the street (women with the same profession as them are prohibited), and they have at least more than 2 million yen (200,000 yuan). monthly income. Popular cowherds even earn more than 10 million yen (1 million yuan) a month, not including the jewelry and luxury cars they receive from customers. From this point of view, Cowherd is indeed one of the easiest professions to make money. What has been reported frequently in recent times is that many male artists who are deeply burdened by debts have also chosen to go to the sea to drink with them and become cowherds. The birthdays of Japanese cowherds have always been the biggest opportunity to show off their popularity with customers. Customers not only rush to build champagne towers for them, but also open all kinds of expensive and famous wines in an endless stream. As described in the 2006 Japanese drama "The Night King", Cowherd's shop is actually a place where rich people spend money. A customer spends at least hundreds of thousands of yen, or even millions, every time he visits Cowherd. The Japanese yen is also not sparing, and the degree of squandering is jaw-dropping. Cowboys have a history of decades in Japan. Recently, thanks to the promotion of TV and the Internet, this profession that has always been semi-underground has become the new darling of the media. It has become famous overnight and has appeared frequently in TV series and the big screen. Cowherds, who specialize in serving lonely urban women and sell their bodies and laughs, have become a unique profession in Japan. Japan is famous for its high pace and high pressure of life. It is also famous for its rich and spectacular nightlife. Night is special for the Japanese. They are freed from the stressful and busy work. It is a good time to feast, drink and forget their worries. Whether it is an ordinary "izakaya" where the common people gather, or a high-end club, nightclub, or Japanese restaurant where the upper class patronizes, different stories are unfolding every day. Especially at night in the capital Tokyo, there are usually BMWs and cars and bustling people. Even in the early morning of the next day, major streets such as Ginza, Shinjuku, Shibuya, Ikebukuro, and Roppongi were still brightly lit. Night is also an important time for Japanese political and business circles to engage in various activities. Even many major decisions and personnel arrangements related to the direction of enterprises and even the country are made at the tables of those high-end clubs. For example, major events include the Liberal Democratic Party’s selection of the Big Three and cabinet candidates.

Night is also an excellent container for releasing evil, and various criminal and economic crimes are also committed here. One of the scandals that came to light was the political fund scandal of the Japan Federation of Dental Physicians donating 100 million yen to the Hashimoto faction of the ruling Liberal Democratic Party. The sensual district (red light district) represented by Shinjuku Kabukicho is an important place to satisfy the curiosity of some Japanese and foreign tourists. There are numerous shops of different types and grades engaged in customs and customs in these areas. In various nightclubs in Japan, the well-developed male public relations industry can be described as a flower that blooms in the night, either gorgeously or eroded. In Kabukicho alone, there are nearly 200 Cowboy Clubs of various sizes. Under the most luxurious pedestrian street in Seoul, the number of men in "Gangnam" and "123" bars is constantly increasing. Among them, the most famous Cowherd restaurant in South Korea is called "Master Bar". These all-night bars provide customers with handsome male publicists, and sometimes patrons can even spend tens of thousands of yuan in one night. Generally speaking, most Cowherd bars in South Korea do not provide sexual services, but in these special bars, sexual services are also provided, but there is never a "clear price tag". The remuneration for sexual services completely depends on the male publicist himself. "Evaluation", sometimes customers even offer a price of about 610,000 yuan.