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Say a phrase about the first space.

Say a phrase about the first space.

1. Happiness is like an ordinary bottle of mineral water. I didn't feel anything when I first drank it, just like everyone else. But when you have tasted all kinds of sweet, sour, bitter, salty tastes, and then drink that kind of mineral water, you will feel sorry. This is the feeling of happiness.

When I first met you, you were naked and bathed in clear water. Your every move and smile attracted me. You sway in the water with a charming gesture. I really can't help it: "Boss, how much is this fish a catty?"

3. Under the Wang Teng Pavilion, people come and go. When I first came to Nanchang, I didn't understand whether the Ganjiang River flowed from west to east or from south to north. The river was smooth, and I saw two fellow villagers talking happily in dialect. I don't understand a word, but I can understand their happy gestures. Blessing of happiness.

I realized for the first time that I can feel alive only when others need me! I realized for the first time that only by putting my hand on my chest can I feel alive! For the first time, I didn't feel alive until tears flowed into my mouth! Breathe hard, live hard, it's good to be alive. -"A liter of tears"

5. 19 years old fell in love for the first time. I think that is the bud of love, but for what? I don't know, but I like it, because college needs a new way of life or a long-term intimate relationship. Up to now, I have been blurred. Memories are like oil paintings. The farther away, the more beautiful it looks.

6. A man and a woman fell in love and one day they kissed for the first time. Boyfriend: "Tell me, who else has kissed you like this except me, dear?" The woman did not answer. "You say! I wouldn't be surprised. " The man said. The woman smiled: "I am positive."

7. People have different happiness. I saw it for the first time ... No matter how superb my swordsmanship is, the changes of the times can't be decided by one person, let alone bear the happiness of everyone. What I can do is to protect my immediate happiness. -"Rogue Mark"

8. Where did the love between two people begin? Is it the feeling of the first heartbeat? Is this the first time, kiss? Even if you do everything a lover should do, but no one knows, it means that the other party has not regarded you as a lover. Love should know that all secrets are hooligans. The beginning of love is not in the room, but in the sun. The feeling that people see will be very reassuring.

10, three times as many people. The first time is to find that you are not the center of the world. The second time was when I found that no matter how hard I tried, there were still some things I couldn't do. The third time is when I know that some things may be beyond my power, but I will try my best to fight for them.

1 1, I remember an incident when I was a child. At that time, when I was in primary school, a classmate told us that our oranges were so big that I could eat one petal, so I was envious ... I didn't remember until I ate grapefruit for the first time in high school. Nima, that product won't eat grapefruit.

12, how to use the casserole: When the newly bought casserole is used for the first time, it is best to cook porridge, or use it to cook concentrated rice washing water, which can block the tiny pores of the casserole and prevent water seepage.

13. Every day of life is a chapter, with different stories, meeting different people and meeting different people. From a stranger to a close friend, it is not only fate, but also the first feeling plays a very important role. So some people can chat happily when they meet for the first time, and some people have never thought about meeting for the second time after meeting for the first time, which may have a lot to do with whether they feel good for the first time.

14, first love, never be underestimated. For you, I have to give up and not forget. In this city, be a passing scenery, be a passer-by, just for one person. Maybe one day, you turn around, but I'm already, not at that intersection.

15 A little tiger blushed and asked the little squirrel, "Excuse me, can I eat you?" The little squirrel thought the question was funny and said, "Is this your first time eating animals?" The little tiger was even more embarrassed and said, "Yes, mom is not at home." The little squirrel asked curiously, "What did you eat before?" "What? Speak louder, I can't hear you. " "eat milk!" Say that finish, the little tiger's face is redder.

16, first love, never be underestimated. For you, I have to give up and not forget. Stand in the heartbreaking place and gently tie a knot, a kind of sewing, to prevent the pain from flowing out again. In this city, be a passing scenery, be a passer-by, just for one person. Maybe one day, you turn around, but I'm already, not at that intersection.

17, the traces of years picked up are too heavy to be bound. This is my first life. I want to start walking quietly, shallow, light and quiet. I began to know how to be grateful and appreciate all the efforts. Leave a simple gesture for people and things that are not worth it. Some people say goodbye casually, while others never see it again, but it is still cloudy after the storm.

18, people who meet for the first time, because they are too strangers to each other, will more or less hide and reserve in the conversation, and even show a completely opposite side to their own personality. Therefore, it is not the first time to meet and chat happily, which is suitable for deep friendship, nor is it the first time that we can't find the same theme, which is not suitable for further development into friends or lovers.

About going to the seaside for the first time

Because I thought the sea was very cold, I didn't go into the sea for the first time, just because I liked the artistic conception and taste of the sea.

About going to the seaside for the first time

1. Today, I went to the seaside. The first time I went into the water, the place I fell was shallow and I couldn't stand up. Although wearing a swimming ring, I still don't understand, and my hands and feet are slapping. I choked in the water for a long time. The more I think about it, the more anxious I am, the more I struggle, and then I suffocate ... I am helpless and can't control myself.

Second, the first time I went to the seaside, this photo was the only one left in that group. What a pity.

Third, go for a walk by the sea. On the walking path, all kinds of wild fruits are planted on both sides, so you can eat them all the way. This is the first time Xiaomi has gone out for a walk with his parents for so many days. Usually she can't scream. She wants to play with her brothers and sisters.

I have been in Shenzhen for a whole month, but fortunately, this city has not let me down, although I am still unemployed. The first time I went to the seaside, I was afraid to go into the sea. I just think blowing the sea breeze is the greatest satisfaction. I dare to go into the water a few times more. The sea water is very salty. Then I went to Shenzhen Bay. Under the setting sun, the opposite Hong Kong looks mysterious and charming. One day, I will go to the other side. There are also water performances, high-tech, very dreamy and a little incredible, and it is the first time I have the courage to kiss my sweetheart in public. The library in Shenzhen is really big and has a very good atmosphere. I am very grateful to someone for taking me for a walk when I have time to get to know the city.

The first trip was to see the sea. At her age, she can't understand the psychological feelings brought by the vastness of the sea. But it's good to see the sea. When I went to the seaside in the afternoon, it coincided with the low tide. Maybe the big waves scared me to go for a ride. Maybe the sea is too cold to go for a ride. Anyway, I'm not interested in going into the water today. Tomorrow we will continue to walk by the sea and play with the sea! Go to see the gentle sea tomorrow!

Sixth, the baby went to the seaside for the first time and had a good time. Everything was fresh when he saw it, but it was too difficult to take a photo with you, which was completely uncooperative.

I took photos seven or four years ago, which is probably the first time to play and the last time. On these trips to the seaside, bears especially like to play with sand and watch others play.

Grandma took her to Shanghai on Monday and went to the seaside for the first time this year. Sunseeker dares to soak in the water and never goes ashore. She told grandma that there was no need to hug her in the thigh-deep water, and she wanted to compete with her sister for swimming. Mom is very happy. It's really worthwhile to sign up for your swimming class.

Nine, go to the seaside! Go to Jinbo Beach! Waiting for the first trip, the first time to see the sea, the first time to stay in a hotel, the first time to eat seafood.

10. I went to the seaside today and photographed a mermaid on the beach for the first time. Haha, I can't guess who it is, can I?

Today is the first time I have been to the seaside since I was born, and I know nothing.

12. I went to see the ice sculpture in the morning, then went to the wax museum and went to the drifting haunted house. The first time I watched a 6D movie, I painted sand paintings. In the afternoon, I went to the seaside and picked up my favorite stones. Every stone has its temper, and then I succeeded in tanning. I will leave tomorrow.

Thirteen, it turns out that everything is the best the first time. The first time I went to the seaside to watch the sunrise and sunset, the second time I went to the seaside, I didn't expect much. However, the mood of the first time can't make up for the second time.

Fourteen, after many years, things are different. For the first time in many years, I went back to the seaside, still the same, enjoying life.

Fifteen, such as the admission notice. The volunteers played a big joke on me. Where there is a will, there is a way. This is just a joke. Hope can only be a hope. Living in a coastal city, I went to the seaside for the first time to feel the charm of the sea during such a long holiday. I watched a concert with my mother and grandmother. And after reading a beloved book, I can finally open the bookcase and turn to the next one. People like me who like to scribble on books spend money on books when they can't borrow them. Finally, you have left my life, and I think you will do well in college. I am such a stubborn person.

I got up at four o'clock in the morning to watch the sunrise at sea, and went to the seaside for the first time. It was really beautiful. It is worthwhile to get up at four o'clock.

133M2D went to the seaside for the first time this year. I played sand with my good friend all day and didn't sleep in a happy afternoon. I eat more than my little brother. I ate four kebabs myself. But I went home at night and went to bed after seven o'clock. All day.

Take my dad to the seaside for the first time this year. He had a good time.

Nineteen, the child went to the seaside for the first time this year, because sand likes the sea.

Twenty, some things, realized prematurely, are not good at all! Just like the first time I went to the seaside, you won't feel anything if you go there again!

On July 29th, 20xx, my friend Tang Xiaopen experienced several firsts in his life. The first time I took a train, the first time I took a bus, and the first time I went to the seaside. I imagined his face when he first saw the train and the sea. To my surprise, he sat in the sand, filled the bucket with his own shovel, and was so quiet that he was not disturbed by anything around him.

Twenty-two, the studio is going to Zhoushan to play. This is the second time to go to the seaside, but when I turn to the photos of my first trip to the seaside, my tears are really going to fall. Two years ago, in early June, a few days before my birthday, God, please spare me. Think about it as if I had just reached 90 kg, but now,

It seems that I can't change anything but passively accept it. Then do what you have to do. The first time I went to the seaside, I was very hurt and felt that my whole body was cooked.

Thinking about my son's first trip to the seaside, I have to buy some souvenirs of the sea for my son. When you walk into a souvenir shop, tell your son, look, what do you want? Whatever you want, mom and dad will buy it for you.

Twenty-five, I was very happy to see my mother in the sea for the first time, especially when I went to the beach on Tuesday tonight, taking off my shoes and stepping on the waves! By the way, when it comes to dinner, it's really salty! !

Twenty-six, the first night of the game, there was no street lamp and seafood syrup. The sea breeze made my hair clump, so I drove side by side in the middle of the road without scruple. Stay up late for the first time, and then walk a few kilometers to the seaside to watch the sunrise. Although I didn't get what I wanted, it made me feel young. Good night then.

Twenty-seven It's so satisfying to go to the seaside for the first time and spend it with you ~

At the age of 28, the little girl went to the seaside for the first time in her life. Although she doesn't have me around, she can still feel her love for the sea and the beach. Children are really satisfied, and contentment is always happy, hehe.

Twenty-nine, flying for the first time, going to the seaside for the first time, the little guy is very happy!

I went to the seaside for the first time this summer. It was sunny when I went there. When I arrived, the rainstorm soaked me through and I changed my clothes. I'm speechless.

3 1. The chat in the group suddenly talked about the sea. I remember the first time I came out of your school, you took me to the seaside and secretly held your hand.

I haven't gone swimming at the seaside for a long time. The two brothers went swimming at the seaside for the first time. I'm so happy.

33. Going to the seaside for the first time this summer is really old. My expectations and longings for anything are not as good as before. Playing with a big fool is different from last year, and suddenly I find myself the stupidest person in the world.

34. Second visit to Huludao, first visit to go on road trip. I felt the real waves for the first time, and I haven't been to the sea several times before. There are still many things I haven't enjoyed, so I can do whatever I want.

Thirty-five, the first time I went to the seaside, I said at first that there was water and I was afraid to go into the water. Unexpectedly, after I entered the water, I automatically started to pull the water forward by hand, which immediately opened the romantic wind in the 1990 s. Later, I kept going into the water myself. When playing with sand, let her sit underground and say that there is soil in the ground. You can play with soil and water to satisfy your child's two hobbies. The seaside is really a paradise for children.

36. Brother Yi went to the seaside for the first time and stepped on the beach for the first time. Although your calf has been pounding into your arms, stepping on the sea for the first time, although a big wave scared me to cry, it is still beautiful. Trinkets as evidence, I'll show you when I grow up.

QQ space talks about short sentences: First love, last tears.

First, you're too young, so don't talk forever @

Second, what is mine is mine, not mine. It's not rare to send me.

Third, the moment you turn around, it's not mine.

Fourth, it's time to start school! Do Min Joon, help me!

5. [If you can't stay with me for a long time, don't ask me for it]

6. Who remembers that before the word "female man" appeared, we all used men and women to describe it. ..

Seven, loneliness is a performance that no one watches.

Eighth, I will do my homework, don't eat chocolate, don't eat dumplings!

Who will accompany me to kill loneliness?

Ten, you just left, don't even look back, your figure disappeared in my sight, what should I do in the future?

Xi。 I've been particularly idle recently, and I miss being busy before.

I can always smile and play your supporting role and suffer behind your back.

Thirteen, love by face, there will be a time to tear your face.

What is a goddess in front of a girlfriend? What is a boyfriend in front of a male god?

I had a nightmare and I was afraid to wake up. I can't sleep anymore. All I can think about is you. Please don't go in reality.

16. [Do you want to be a king who fell into the mire and fell into the abyss without the slightest panic]

17. Don't always blame San Xiao for being shameless. In fact, your man is the most guilty. "cold master, exclusive"

Eighteen, the draft often hides our biggest secret.

Nineteen, so what? At least I fought for it, which is much better than regret.

Twenty, men all like coquettish ornaments, but miss that good girl with lush grass.

If you don't understand me, please go away and don't comment on my behavior. It makes you sick.

22. Why is your sky dark? Because the glowing man is gone.

Dare to tell them that you only love me.

Twenty-four, like a person, you should try to chase. Don't say be friends. Can't you bear to see her with someone else?

Don't care what others think or say, they want to do that because they are jealous of you.

Twenty-six, [If you love someone but can't be together, but can't meet at the right time]

27. Our love is in the rainbow paradise, but no one can enter my heart.

28. Some misunderstandings must not be compromised.

Twenty-nine, no one protects my soft sister. I can only teach myself to be a woman.

Thirty, am I used to being happy, so when I tell you my sadness, you always think I'm teasing you?

Thirty-one, the day I decided to let go is my favorite day;

Even if you have millions of emotions, don't take it out on anyone. Remember that others owe you nothing. -Jia

Thirty-three, I will be afraid, I will be sad, but now you don't care. .

The deeper you feel for me, the more scared I am. I'm afraid that one day I can't repay this feeling.

35. The real forgetting is not to stop thinking about it, but to think about it occasionally, but there are no more waves in my heart.

Thirty-six, first love, last tears

Thirty-seven I've heard people say that being cheap is invincible! I didn't believe it at first, but after I met you. I fully believe in this theory;

38. Any relationship that needs to be maintained by initiative should be worshipped as soon as possible.

He said that my eyes would change color like a cat. He said that I always spoil him. He was straightforward. He said I was spoiled. ]

Forty, you think I'm invulnerable, I think you're invulnerable.

Tell me about driving for the first time.

You are the one who will take me to work and take me home. Later, I will drive. When they are driving, you will always follow me, right in the rearview mirror. Once, you played a racing game with me late, and we were in opposite directions. The first time I drove home, someone was driving behind me. At that moment, I really thought you were excellent. Remember when I first started driving, you followed me to help me clear the way. I don't know how long it will be before I see you again. I just hope that the world will be better for you, and I will be better for people and things around me.

Tell me about driving for the first time.

First, the first time I drove for more than four hours, I felt that my arms and legs did not belong to me.

Second, get up in the morning and it's snowing. The first time I drove on a snowy day, the snow hit the windshield like this. I couldn't bear to scrape it off with a wiper, so I drove slowly. Then, I am not surprised. . . It's late

Third, record the first independent driving. Feel the morning rush hour in Urumqi, and feel that there are only five words to survive!

Fourth, I learned driving for the first time, because it was warm to practice driving in the greenhouse, but the walls were dark and the lights were not turned on. When I was driving, a light suddenly appeared in front of me, which was too exposed in the dark. I, a new generation of road killer, ran my car directly into the wall with a deafening sound. At that moment, everyone was waiting to see my joke. Although the coach didn't scold me, I felt guilty. I really want to drill a hole for you.

5. Record my first drive on the road at the age of 2 1. Didn't you see the word internship at the back? Fuck you!

Sixth, to commemorate the first time I drove into town at night, and completely started the journey of female drivers surfing casually, hahaha.

Seven, the daughter-in-law just took the driver's license test. Driving to work for the first time, I found her forehead bruised when I came back. Surprised, I quickly asked her: What's the matter? Collapsed? The daughter-in-law wriggled for a long time before she said weakly, well, she got off the bridge, crossed the three-meter height limit and bowed her head and knocked on the steering wheel.

Eight, make an appointment, get the license for half a year, and drive for the first time today.

9. I drove for the first time today and was discharged from the hospital. I took the wrong lane on the way, but luckily I turned back.

Driving so far for the first time is also a kind of exercise for myself ~ the scenery along the way ~ and finally reach the destination.

1 1. Brother Yun won't go out today. This is my first time to drive to work, to commemorate that I no longer wait for the bus on the road. The passing super-large truck hung my tail by a centimeter. Fortunately, it was a lucky escape. When I arrived at the company, I stopped for 10 minutes and finally stopped.

Twelve, the first independent driving contributed to this snowy day, flying 60 yards.

Thirteen, traffic jam, the first time I feel that my father is driving so unsteadily, and I feel dizzy when I step on the accelerator and brake.

Fourteen, the first time you can drive out by yourself, you should commemorate it! Drivers who don't like driving.

15. The second heavy snow in Ningbo floated down without warning this morning. It's snowing heavily, and I'm a little nervous and scared. This is the first time in my life to drive in snowy weather, but I arrived at the company smoothly.

Sixteen, drive! ! ! Md is nearly three hours late. It's really the first time to take the high-speed rail, and finally I can drive! ! ! !

Seventeen, remember the first time I drove to Pinggu! Find wuli Tingting to ski! I met baby wuli Angel!

18. It took eleven hours to drive on the ice for the first time.

Nineteen, I, I, I finally saw Cheng Ge and drove for the first time, and I'm going to enjoy it with my mobile phone, huh? When did you get off?

At the age of twenty, I experienced driving in heavy snow. I feel that the steering wheel is not working for the first time. I walked for 40 minutes in two hours, worried but grateful.

2 1. It's my first time to drive in Guangzhou, and Zhongshan Avenue, which is super blocked during rush hour, is perfect when I get home from Chemical City, but I fucking parked in the wrong parking space.

Twenty-two, traffic jams make me doubt life! Young driver 10 years old. I can drive in the city for the first time! I'm choking! I certainly can't let anyone go today, because I'm in a hurry to go to the bathroom!

Twenty-three, it's too difficult to find the sun. The first time I drove out to do business alone, I bought D afternoon tea. On the way, you can't catch fire without electricity. I don't know how big my shadow area is.

24. Today, I drove to Lake Zi Long to do business. I passed by the school gate. This is the first time I have driven past the school gate. At this time, I remembered one thing. During the winter vacation of my freshman year, I worked part-time in Zhengzhou, and it was very cold on my way to work. I walked alone by the road. I looked up at the lights around me and asked myself when I could have my own place in this city. When have these lights been on for myself? . . Still need to work hard

Twenty-five, driving for the first time at night, arrived in Hengdong County ten minutes earlier than expected. Although I am sleepy and want to sleep, I still have to scold the dog before going to bed. I know that although your life is worthless, my car is valuable. There are also people who drive high beams with cars. If you want to walk in front of me, I will never stop you, and I dare not catch up with you. Just turn on the high beam for a few meters and shake my rearview mirror.

Twenty-six, in order to commemorate the first complete drive on the road today, I also ate what I wanted. Crab crab and his mother met michel platini dopted mother whom they haven't seen for four or five years, and it's good to fall in love with life.

Twenty-seven, crossing the road last night, I met a car and made way. It's great to stop and let us pass first. I first met in Dashenzhou, and then I drove to learn from others.

Twenty-eight, I went to play a fiasco again and tried a new way of customs clearance. The operation of the two old drivers is much better than before. The first time I drove, I just turned over. Today, I can drive my car to the air outlet. In order to take a crooked road, I caught three pieces of coal and turned them into windmills and wandered around in the air. When crossing the tower, I should hook the train and jump over. As a result, one person grabbed the hook first, and the other person grabbed the man and swung over. There is also a stick as a walkway to jump directly on, and the two people are getting better and better and can kill people.

Twenty-nine, driving to work for the first time today, I actually parked my car in a daze.

30. To commemorate the first time I drove a car without soap chips, or to walk at night! That's great. That's great.

Thirty-one, I watched a movie and took my brother home after dinner. Driving home from Binjiang for the first time.