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Companions are detestable.

Everyone suffers from one thing, and no one suffers the same.

People are famous when they are shocked, but pigs are strong when they are shocked.

Dead people don't die, pig.

Life is alive, food and clothing are not worrying.

Everything is enough when there is an entrance, and no official is light.

78% and 9% are still there. (refers to the fetus aborted in July, which is difficult to save in August, and there is no big problem after September. )

Luanchuan (ass) three fires.

Male 25 years old, female pregnant.

What a good name, the only child is good.

Big stones should be supported by small stones, and red flowers should be supported by green leaves.

People change their hearts, and eight taels change half a catty. ("Eight Liang" refers to the original old name of hexadecimal, and eight Liang equals half a catty. )

Everyone is United, loess turns into gold, three people are four-hearted, and making money is not enough to buy a wick.

You should have a good farming advantage and a good life advantage.

Everything goes well, everything goes well.

No one knows if your heart is bad, but your mouth is bad.

Since ancient times, people have not had a thousand days, and it is difficult to stay for a hundred days.

Good flowers do not bloom often, and good scenery will not last forever.

The Mid-Autumn Festival is particularly bright, and people can achieve great things in middle age.

Don't take pictures at the age of 30.

The solar terms wait for no one, and the years wait for no one.

There are many old trees and roots and many old sayings.

Seventy, eighty.

Don't be surprised that young people suffer, only that old people are poor.

If the coffin is not nailed, it will be unclear if the merits are excessive.

In winter (busy farming season), there are no festivals of happiness and illness.

Clothes:

-(Bodhisattva) shoulders, people rely on makeup.

Three points of talent and seven points of makeup.

Cool nine and warm three, pay attention to wearing shirts. 49 (month) dressing casually, hot and cold as people wish.

Tah (overlapping) mandarin jackets with long gowns are too black (bad wheat).

It's colder with more clothes, and it's not afraid of cold without clothes.

A thousand stitches are difficult to sew without mending one.

Xikang (hole) does not make up, Dakang complains.

Begging is not fat, and borrowing clothes is not beautiful.

Be a slave to clothes, not a beggar.

Love beauty, don't be surprised with a runny nose.

Take off your clothes in hot weather and wear cotton in cold weather.

Eat:

Food is the most important thing for the people, and there is no food to eat. (The Confucius Temple is rickety. )

I went through many hardships for my stomach.

There is food and gas, incense and shelter.

Money to eat fish, no money to eat.

Rich people are scared to death, and those without money are scared to death.

Eat fish and meat, porridge and pickles.

Eat less and taste more. Eating more is tasteless.

Greedy and bloated belly.

A mouthful is not enough.

A cup of tea in the morning is better than a hundred doctors.

Make tea with high strength and low rattan (tin).

Eat well in the morning, eat well in the afternoon, and get hungry in the dark (dinner).

If you don't smoke for three years, you won't die of hunger.

Get up early in June and eat in October.

There's nothing raw. It can't be exposed any more.

Eat not fat, not hungry, not dead.

Eat a meal by weight (overnight meal) to see the weather.

No salt is not sweet.

Eat a sea bowl and do things in the west wind.

A thirsty man had to dig a well.

You can do your hair, but you can't do it very sweetly.

Dog meat is prosperous and enduring.

Eating cauliflower in winter and ginger in summer keeps doctors away from burning incense.

Live broadcast:

Family rules (self) are delicious, and family rules (self) are easy to rely on (live).

Millions of people have money, which is better than not managing (themselves) well.

There are no seats in summer and no stones in winter.

If the quilt is squeezed, the nail (cover) will not burn (heat).

Wash your face and ears, sweep the floor and sweep the wall.

Ask for three meals a day and one night at night.

One sleepless night, three sleepless nights.

Ok:

Depend on your parents at home and your friends when you go out.

Ask for directions with your mouth and walk with your feet and legs.

Go out early and come back late, full, autumn clear (cool), ready (company).

Always standing by the river, you will inevitably get wet shoes.

The mountain height has its own travelers, and the water depth has its own ferrymen.

The distance is not light.

Go out in spring without an umbrella, and go out in winter without clothes.

Get off at each bridge, and then transfer to the Zheng Mo ship.

Marriage:

Meeting thousands of miles away is destiny takes a hand, but meeting opposite is not destiny takes a hand.

Destroying someone's marriage will drag on for life (how troublesome)

There is no doubt that brown rice will be sticky when cooked.

Love is far away, even door to door.

Good feelings, Lin Kun Tu (gruel) is also willing.

Visit your house on a blind date, and marry someone (wife) to visit your house.

You should have a good land to farm and a good mother to marry a person (wife).

A good one (wife) will get married and just take tonic.

Look up a bad guy (husband).

Marry a smelly man with meat and onions, marry a gambling man, and the rules are empty.

Both men and women agree. There is no suspicion of eliminating power (ugliness).

A beauty without food is better than a mother duck who lays golden eggs.

Marriage is beautifully dressed, and there is no firewood after marriage.

The matchmaker squeezed into the room, not you.

Don't go to carry the bridge, but go to catch it.

Monks dare not cry when they are dead.

There are many things at the widow's door.

Close relatives should not get married, it will harm their grandchildren.

Family:

I don't know how expensive rice is unless I am in charge, and I don't know my parents' grace unless I am born.

Barrels will fall apart without hoops, and homes will be chaotic without owners.

Without good order (the elders), there is no good order (the younger generation).

Do business in the dark, and be a mother.

A bad wife is a bad son, but a fairy is hard to cure.

Family business, family business, family business.

Three-year-olds cherish it, and centenarians hate it.

Pregnant in October, the pain is unknown.

Parents don't feel ugly and children don't feel poor.

It is better to carry a stone of rice than a servant (son).

My parents love my eldest grandson, and my parents love my youngest son.

The pain of parents is endless, and the pain of parents is like shaking the wind in the treetops.

Children and grandchildren have their own blessings, don't be the cattle and horses of children and grandchildren)

It is better to rely on the bride (daughter-in-law) than to have a family around.

No one recognized him when he was born, and there was a large array (a large group of people) when he died.

Friends in wine and meat are false, but brothers in trouble are real.

Brothers are United in gold, and Qi Xin's family is unbeaten.

If brothers unite, the fields will turn into gold.

Dude (industry) doesn't want any points. Call "29" (New Year's Eve).

One day's company, three days' relatives, and one night for husband and wife.

Wealth never leaves one's ancestors, poverty never leaves one's wife.

Sailing depends on steering, and managing the family depends on the wife.

A good man (husband) and a good wife share joys and sorrows.

Never be free of food at home, as long as the husband and wife can discuss it.

Don't burn women when others find them sleepy.

Eat well and dress well, it is better to grow old together.

Eat Weng (husband) incense, eat Jia (wife) hard.

It is easy to conceive in October, but difficult to conceive in October.

Weng (husband) pinched (can) a (wife) crooked head.

A thousand dollars can't buy a garden grandson.

A thousand taels of silver is not worth a biological treasure.

Don't have more children, have a good one. An only child has a flower, and men and women drag it more.

Once the heart is pure, it will stimulate the heart (don't be angry, don't worry).

Many children are blessed, and parents procrastinate until they are old.

Don't starve your father, many brides (daughters-in-law) are starving everyone (mother-in-law).

Eyes are very similar, both boys and girls are the same.

The tree will split, the tree will split, and the tree will get married.

Descendants (sons) are raised by a (daughter-in-law).

Eating is dad, taking advantage of money and spending his own money.

Good bamboo produces good bamboo shoots, and good old father produces good grandchildren.

Wearing a hat sideways will not be a good boy when you grow up.

Farming produces a good cow, but a long illness does not see a dutiful son.

Who do parents not kiss and who do parents not respect?

Parents are unfilial during the day and cry a hundred years later.

Everyone (mother-in-law) cherishes the bride (daughter-in-law) and has food and clothing.

The bride is filial to everyone (mother-in-law) and crosses the family.

Aunt will accompany you, Kubian (like).

Good cloth and yarn, a good bride (daughter-in-law) also loves everyone's mother-in-law

The son-in-law is the best.

Regardless of age.

The zenith is heaven, and the underground mother is uncle.

The faces of nephews, mothers and uncles,

Kiss, kiss your neighbor.

A distant relative is not as good as a close neighbor, and a close neighbor is not as good as the opposite.

A thousand dollars can't buy a good advantage.

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Like father, like son, like mother, like daughter.

Old people don't remember their sufferings, and their grandchildren don't know their blessings.

A godson has a good way to be a useful person, and a godson has a bad way to wander around.

You can't be a big Bush without water, and you can't be an adult without water.

Teaching is not good for the world.

If young people don't study, it will be too late for big men.

Good people steal water chestnuts, big people steal petunias.

Don't be surprised when you fight often, and don't listen when you scold often.

If you are good, don't be exempt from teaching. If you are good, don't be good.

Jiaoxi entrance (swimming), no climbing trees tomorrow.

If there is no filial piety before death, don't cry after death.

I don't know how expensive rice is if I don't take charge.

A family has a daughter. There are no double lights.

After dinner, I went to the meeting and just took tonic.

I don't know the price of rice when I eat.

Large space (luxury) has no bottom.

I'm surprised you didn't buy anything good.

Home rule (oneself) slaughter, and (earn) belly (hide).

Here comes the money, don't pass (don't pass) prawns with soju.

Try to eat, but don't eat all of it.

I know (have the ability) to keep the house, but I don't know that there are no household items.

My daughter likes Chinese New Year, but adults are short of money.

Diligence makes perfect, laziness makes all diseases.

Horses are not fat and people are not rich.

Thrift, no money, no salt.

Ask well and you won't get lost; I don't know the pain if I work hard.

Diligence:

The whole family is diligent and produces gold and silver.

If you are not afraid of mountains, you are afraid of feet, and if you are not afraid of things, you are surprisingly lazy.

Urgent (hardworking) people use their hands, while lazy (lazy) people start planning with their mouths and want to eat.

Diligent Man Cang is luxurious and empty.

If water is cut off for one hundred days, insects will grow, and people will get sick if they are idle for one hundred days.

Good non-stop, good ox plow.

A bug wants to eat and crawl.

Sleeping secretly, getting up early, there is often rice left in the rice jar.

If you want to live a good life, the three treasures are thrift.

If you want to eat, you don't ask. If you eat it for a long time, the mountain will collapse.

Eating guys (ancestors) is not a good ending (evening scene).

Jinshan (digging) will be empty for a long time.

Shirts and trousers are torn without laughing.

Don't be frugal in winter, and miss it at the end of winter.

You shouldn't light a lamp during the day when you have oil.

There is running water every year, but eating and drinking don't last long.

Heroes die in battle, idlers starve to death and sleep in beds.

Eating landslides is empty, fast (hardworking) and healthy (rich).

Save money.

Love wine regardless of illness, lust does not take two places at once, love money regardless of relatives.

Greedy words and poor words.

Pay (gamble) and bitch (play with prostitutes), and get stuck with guys (property).

It doesn't matter to drink a little wine; Drinking too much will damage the nerves.

Don't eat too much wine, drink tea overnight.

Smoking and drinking were inseparable, and the doctor broke his leg; Live to ninety-nine without smoking or drinking.

Want to eat opium, want to smoke (smoke) to harm yourself and your grandchildren.

Opium fairy, walking is awkward.

A lecherous has a short life span and will smoke before the wind and rain reach his bones (cramps).

Killers (poor people) in Song Dynasty are blessed with no illness.

Ping An just won a lot of money.

Solar terms:

"beginning of spring" was in the twelfth month (December), and there was no cold in the following spring.

Spring comes every year (two "beginning of spring"), and rice has "spring" (surplus).

There is a north wind in early spring, and the rain is white.

There are more than two spring rains in "beginning of spring", and there is little rain and drought in "summer solstice".

It will rain when spring begins. From cloudy spring to Qingming.

"Rain" is cloudy and cold, so there should be no drought in spring.

After the thunder "little rain", it rained in late spring.

Don't stop in the rain before it thunders. Mountains can be used for farming.

"Dazed" without a license, cold until the end of May.

"Summer solstice" thunder, custom flood, millet (valley) should not be yellow.

"Summer solstice" blows southwest wind, and heavy rain rises in the pool.

The summer solstice is sunny, and there is no rain here in autumn.

"Slight summer heat" northeast wind, there will be a typhoon soon.

There is no rain in the "light summer", and the mice starve to death.

The heat of the "great summer heat" is impenetrable, and it is even hotter after autumn.

The "Great Summer" is hot, with little rain in summer and cold in early autumn.

"Summer" rain, a hundred days of frost.

"Great Summer" shows the autumn wind, which is crazy after autumn.

It rains in beginning of autumn, and the autumn harvest is beaming.

"beginning of autumn" harvests everything when it rains, while "beginning of autumn" worries everyone when it doesn't rain (highland).

The north wind is rainy before autumn, and dry after autumn.

"Summer" is a big day, and autumn drought exposes crucian carp to death.

"Summer" northeast wind, the road is a river.

If you don't feel hot in summer, you can't bear fruit.

There is rain in "summer", and the middle rice is one grain.

Will the "White Dew" rot when it rains in winter? Quot Millennium is a good winter without rain.

The "White Dew" is windy and rainy, and there are valleys to fill the road.

The autumnal equinox is gloomy and the winter is frosty.

Autumn equinox north (wind), hot to the shell.

"Cold dew" is rainy, and late rice comes out slowly.

Don't be surprised by the cold dew wind, only by the cold dew rain.

"Cold dew", "first frost", the sunset is dark.

The "first frost" is sunny until New Year's Eve.

"First Frost" has been raining all night in the south, and "First Frost" has good weather in the north wind.

The First Frost is windy and cold in first frost.

"beginning of winter" has rain to prevent bad winter, "beginning of winter" has no rain to prevent spring drought.

"beginning of winter" is sunny and rainy in winter, while "beginning of winter" is sunny and rainy in spring.

"Light snow" is red, good Ophiopogon japonicus, and wheat grains fall into the field.

Snow and rain make sugarcane happy.

"Heavy snow" blows the north wind, and first frost in winter.

"Winter Solstice" is dark (rainy) and crisp (sunny) (New Year's Eve); Winter solstice is red (sunny), and a year is rainy (rainy).

It seldom rains on the "winter solstice", and it is very thick (cold) in the coming spring.

"Winter solstice" is at the beginning of the month (lunar calendar), in a cold year (New Year's Eve).

The "winter solstice" is in the middle of the month, with no snow or frost. "Winter solstice" is at the end of the month, and the weather is cold in February.

"slight cold" and "great cold", there is no wind and no leaves.

"slight cold" is warm, and spring is cold; "Slight cold" is cold, and six animals are safe.

"Slight cold" and "Great cold" are to the south, and there will be a typhoon in early June next year.

"Great Cold" fog, early spring; The Great Cold turns cloudy to cloudy in February.

The "slight cold" is not penetrated, and the "slight summer heat" typhoon is coming.

Don't die of "severe cold" and "beginning of spring" bounces (skip, this sentence means that severe cold is not cold, but the cold in spring. )

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