Who can rewrite the "humble room inscription" compiled by junior two students, thank you.

The new edition of "humble room inscription"

"Humble Room Ming" is a famous poem by Liu Yuxi in the Tang Dynasty, 8 1 word, which is praised by later generations for its ingenious conception, freshness and straightforwardness. The author imitates several plays today, in order to taste "happy to relieve boredom".

Inscription without talent

Not high, just deal with it; It's better to kiss up with a fake diploma. Division for mixed officer, gauze cap crown. Nonsense is much more expensive, and you can be tricked into showing your magic. He is good at cliques and is used to taking advantage of it. No talent is better than talent, and the official career is prosperous. Not hard, use the flexibility of the examination room. Qingyun can go straight, and everything is good. Another way is: "What's the use of talent?"

Relational inscription

If you want to be reused, just kiss up; If you want to be promoted, you must worship frequently. Si is the trick, only I am smart. Lies are more expensive, and flattery is the essence. He is good at cliques and is used to taking advantage of it. You can be liked and get a bonus. The office is not hard, and the countryside is not hard. The wool is fine and the green tea is slowly tasted. People praised: "Very clever!"

Official career inscription

If the position is not high, flattery will succeed; If you don't make great achievements, you will get a gift. I know the secret, but I know it very well. The boss is a little hot, and the fragrant fan sends the breeze. During the dinner, I wanted to drink heavily and laugh at Du Kangqing. Diligently sing merits, vigorously hold. No harsh words, all songs of praise. As long as he can be promoted, it doesn't matter what kind of fart he is. I said to myself, "I have a successful career."

Hui haiming

If you are absent from the meeting, you will be sincere when you are present; The road is not afraid of the distance, as long as there is food. I know the sea, but I am good at swimming. Talking about the Red Chamber and the Classic of Mountains and Seas. When you are tired, you lie on the sofa, a boring karaoke room. Learning mahjong classics is fun. There is no sound of books, no noisy noise. Travel, play with water, drink and enjoy tea. I said to myself, "It's fun."

Check the inscription

Although the official is flat, the car will send a car to meet; Stand up and be arrogant. I am the only one in the group. Sweet and sour is wrong, it won't work. Drink Maotai and raise a glass to talk about heroes. Hands and Thumb: OK, OK. The report is all deaf, so there is no need to make it clear. Pick up the gift, "bye-bye" and hurry back to camp. The audience said, "Alas, a clean government!"

Inscription of corrupt officials

The official is not big, and the power is spiritual; There is not much profit, and it will be successful if you can get it. Although it is a nine-product, it is the god of one side. Eat, drink and fish first. The official rank is rising year by year, and the oil and water are increasing day by day. Cars are coming and going, still talking nonsense. Command blindly, fool people. No pain caused by fatigue, no trouble caused by work. The world can't compare, and neither can the gods. The common people said, "This official is disgusting!"

Inscription of civil servants

The position is not high, honest and famous; Power is not great, but it is spiritual to the public. Alice is a public servant and is welcomed by the people. Feet at the grassroots level, people's feelings enter the brain. There is a "god" between talking and laughing, and we are selfless. You can know the truth and test it. No false reports, no bias and selfishness. Lankao Gioyuru won everyone's pain. Everyone says, "public servant spirit."

Departmental inscription

Not high, just deal with it; Knowledge is not deep, and flattery is spiritual. I'm a department, but I'm smart. Vulgar is boring, gossip is news. There is no limit to joking, there is a back door. You can knit and do anything. No noise of books, no worries of state affairs. Salary adjustment is not backward, and the level is often rising. Private Cloud: "Enjoy it."

Classroom inscription

If the score is not high, just pass; Knowledge is not deep, and cheating is spiritual. I am a classroom, and I am the only leisure. Novels are read quickly and magazines are turned frequently. Think about playing chess and watching movies. Good at copying homework and hunting for strange news. Without the noise of books, there is no trouble in learning. Although there is no dancing, it is comparable to an amusement hall. I said to myself, "Mix a diploma."