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Introduce your girlfriend. Talk funny.

1. Fools love ignorance, while scoffers love ridicule.

As long as you don't leave, I will always be there.

3. In the morning, the sun is shining and the smile is bright. I send you roses, with lingering fragrance in my hand; At dusk, the old vine looks gloomy. You give me back my rose, my hand hurts.

The greatest happiness in life is that you can't rest for a minute.

Not everyone will hold anything tightly in their hands. But you don't notice it when you have it. When I realized its weight, it slipped from my hand. Although I have thought about it many times, I must not pick it up again. …

You said you would always be by my side, even though I knew it was a lie, I still believed it.

7. Baiyun Golf Garden Baiyun Mansion, the first choice of others ("a good house, you have to live for 70 years") (double jump, double repair)

8. Love is a game that turns a pair of strangers into lovers and a pair of lovers into strangers. Amy Cheung

9. You would rather dye your hair white for her than see me later.

10, ◎ Is there anyone like me who always quarrels with her when she is very distressed by her mother?

1 1, I know I'm not outstanding, so I just want to be silent.