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What are some tips to avoid touching porcelain?

If you don't see it with your own eyes, some people's behavior is incredible. As for the protection against touching porcelain, whether you are walking or driving, you need to be extremely careful and stay away from the crowd to prevent some malicious people from touching porcelain.

I met two cases of touching porcelain this year, both in the vegetable market near my home. The vegetable market here is generally allowed to set up stalls after 4 pm. Once, as soon as I entered the market, I saw a stall selling cooked food crowded with people. A middle-aged man pushing a bicycle to buy plastic bags is calling 1 10 to ask 1 10 to send someone over quickly.

Someone told me that I met a porcelain doll. The plastic bag seller is pushing a bicycle. In front of him, a dirty man stopped his bike and kept shaking his hand. It is not easy for people to sell plastic bags. In broad daylight, it is not easy to walk on a crowded food market by bike. So I saw the scene of 1 10 alarm.

How to solve it in the end is not clear, but the porcelain-touching one is so unique that the bicycle is also touched.

Not long after, it was also at a crossroads near the vegetable market. The traffic at that intersection is usually very heavy, especially around 5 pm. Take the children to the square to play, and see many people taking pictures with their mobile phones below.

I also follow the good news. Two middle-aged men, one blocked the passing cars and let them go. Without giving money, they squatted in front of the car. It is estimated that in about half an hour, you can basically make money.

Someone called the police, and the police knew these two people. When they went, they just pulled the two porcelain-bumpers aside and released the car that called the police. After the police left, the two continued their previous behavior.

Finally, there was a cross person who wanted to get off the bus and hit the porcelain. People who touch porcelain don't leave until they have no chance.

The so-called heart of hurting people is indispensable, and the heart of preventing people is indispensable. Especially when going out, it is better to be cautious. If you are unlucky, you may even touch porcelain when you walk. At this time, it is useless to reason with a rogue. I think the best way to avoid touching porcelain is to deal with a rogue in a rogue way. He plays you, and you play more like him.