How to spoil your girlfriend correctly

Thirty-six ways to love your girlfriend

The first plan: No matter what you eat, you will let her have the first bite.

The second plan: always stand on her left and hold her hand, even when eating, sit on her left and hold her left hand with her left hand.

The third scheme: she is in poor health, so accompany her to exercise and go swimming.

Fourth: No matter how busy you are, when you are finished, you will call her first.

The fifth plan: when you are tired when climbing the mountain, carry her, even if you are sweating.

The sixth plan: She is allergic to ultraviolet rays and give her an umbrella in summer.

Seventh plan: she can't use a knife. When eating pizza, she cuts it into small pieces and gives it to her.

Plan 8: Eat her leftovers.

Plan 9: Carefully pick out the thorns in the fish and feed them to her for dinner in the sleet night.

The tenth plan: let her put the nose wipe paper directly into your pocket and take it out and throw it away when you see the trash can.

Eleventh plan: when watching a movie, let her comfortably * on your right shoulder and hold your right arm.

Twelfth plan: She goes out to play with her good friends, which she should remember. She stayed up late on her cell phone and didn't go to bed until she called home.

Thirteenth Plan: Know all her hobbies and try to adapt to her taste.

Fourteenth plan: if you go on a business trip, you will miss her and call her. If you have time, you will bring her a present.

Fifteenth plan: Whenever you call her cell phone, tell her frankly where you are and what you are doing.

Sixteenth plan: let her know all your passwords and never change them.

Seventeenth plan: Try to spend time with her, even for a short time, you will come to see her.

18th: Call her before going to bed at night, and she will talk to me very late.

Article 19: Everything she gives you should be carefully preserved.

Number 20: Refuse other girls to be nice to her.

Twenty-first plan: if she looks pale, go with her to have a beauty treatment and wait at the entrance of the beauty salon.

Twenty-second plan: when she is in trouble, she will try to comfort her.

Scheme 23: When you want to go home after the date, you should always look at her on the bus until you can't see her.

Twenty-fourth plan: buy her eye drops knowing that she always watches the computer and her eyes hurt.

The twenty-fifth plan: cut her nails, and cover her stomach with your hand when she has a stomachache, which is extremely distressing.

Number 26: I'll put socks and shoes on her. When I saw her shoelaces loose on the way, I would bend down and tie them for her.

Article 27: Never let her lift heavy objects.

Item 28: pray for her when you go to the temple to burn incense.

Twenty-ninth plan: look up her favorite stories and jokes online, then write them down and tell them to her when we meet.

Plan 30: In order to accompany her, I will give up my hobbies and hardly play games.

Thirty-one: Knowing that someone is chasing her will make you uneasy and jealous.

No.32: Treat her friends sincerely and try to help them when they are in trouble.

Thirty-three: Keep your group photo and tell people around you that you are a couple.

Thirty-four: I will be anxious when I see her crying, and I will be happy when I see her happy.

Thirty-five: I will cry, worry and lose sleep for her.

Thirty-sixth plan: really love her and tell her that you will marry her (sincerely d oh ~)

How to hurt your girlfriend

1. When introducing new friends to your girlfriend, please hug her waist instead of standing by pointing fingers.

2. When you meet a beautiful woman in the street, you can stare for less than 5 seconds and quickly point out the fly in the ointment of that beautiful woman compared with her.

If she has done something wrong, she is already very sad. Please take the initiative to bear the responsibility you should or should not bear.

A man who listens to his girlfriend is sure to succeed, so you should listen to her.

She can bully you, but you must never bully her, because although she bullies you, the first thing she thinks of every time something good happens is you!

6. If she cries at you, you should try your best to coax her until she smiles through tears!

7. Post her photo in your wallet, mobile phone ... all the places you often see.

8. Never leave her for more than ten days.

9. In front of her friends, I hope you can show that you love her more and are more nervous about her than usual.

10. A big man doesn't mean bullying.

1 1. Being gentle doesn't mean having no opinion.

12. Being chic doesn't mean not explaining.

13. Don't always say "whatever" when she asks you questions like "where is better to go" and "what to eat". This is not to say that you are accommodating her, but that you have no mind to take care of her.

14. Always say "I love you" to her, otherwise she will think that you don't love her.

15. Never yell at her in public or leave her alone.

16. It doesn't matter to teach her when she does something wrong, the most important thing is to coax her later.

17. Don't ignore her when you lose your temper. Don't give her time to calm down. Actually, she doesn't need time to calm down at all.

18. You can accompany your friends, but you must value your friends.

19. She watches cartoons. Not only are you not allowed to laugh at her, but you should watch it with her.

20. When she misses you, race against time to find a date with her.

2 1. Look at her eyes intently.

22. The tone is low.

23. Objectively, I can see other excellent girls, but subjectively, I think she is the best.

24. If a girl talks to you, you should hold her hand. If she happens not to be around, please keep your distance from them.

25. Hold her hand when crossing the street.

26. Know how to cherish every minute with her.

No matter how busy you are, don't forget to call every day.

28. Sing her love songs often.

29. Two people have the right to be angry, but not on the same day. If one day she is angry, you can't be angry.

30. If your girlfriend's life is not smooth, you should be persuasive, help analyze and put forward some constructive solutions.

3 1. Love your girlfriend very much, resolutely support her decision and obey her leadership.

32. Pay attention to other girls for no more than 5 seconds and look at the same girl for no more than 5 times.

Even if people all over the world don't believe her, you should believe her unconditionally. Because she would do the same to you.

She is wearing beautiful clothes, so you should praise her sincerely.

35. It is forbidden to play poverty and discharge in front of women (3-80 years old). If there is a violation, depending on the seriousness of the case, the girlfriend will crack down severely and quickly. Anyone who quibbles in any form will be punished for obstructing judicial justice.

36. Don't smoke. Fire as soon as you find out.

37. Do not quarrel with your girlfriend for more than 3 minutes (inclusive), and the volume should not exceed 20 decibels (inclusive).

38. Strengthen exercise, keep fit, and carry her to the fifth floor in one breath.

39. When she is in a bad mood and loses her temper, hug her instead of arguing with her.

40. I hope there won't be a phenomenon that her mobile phone is dead and there is no other way to contact you. It would be better if you could call her often and tell her "I miss you" and report her whereabouts at any time.

4 1. She has many shortcomings, which is distressing enough. Please don't remind her at any time.

42. Girlfriend's irrationality is coquetry rather than wildness.

43. She wants to share everything with you. Although you may not understand, I hope you pretend to be listening.

The most important thing is to always think that your girlfriend is right. Because she loves you most.

I made an arrangement with my girlfriend, hehe, but there are still a few things I can't do o (∩_ ∩) o. ...