Uncle joke

1 has been secretly in love with her when she was studying, but she didn't have the courage to confess, let alone touch her. After graduation, she got married. Her husband and I are classmates. That afternoon, she was nursing with a doll in her arms. I made an excuse. I walked up to her, put my arms around her and said to her doll, "Call uncle, don't shout, don't eat!" " NO.2 My second-rate girlfriend was still selling underwear when she first started WeChat business. I don't know how to sell it to strangers! People nearby added her as a friend, and she was very excited and immediately notified: Hello! The other party also replied: Hello! ! My girlfriend suddenly sent a photo of a girl wearing underwear and asked, handsome boy, do you want it? After a long time, the other party sent the hotel address and room number! ! Cousin No.3 was lovelorn because she went to the park with her boyfriend the day before yesterday. Cousin wanted to pretend to be a lady, so she gave the man a fake push. Unfortunately, she didn't control her strength and pushed the man into the river. Finally, my cousin jumped into the river to save people ... the fourth place < > Xiao <> couple ate at the night market. Several drunks at the next table whistled at the girls, and the boys saw it and pulled the girls down. Want to tell the girl to leave! Girls scold boys for not being men, their girlfriends are whistled by others, and they want to leave early! Then he ran to scold the drunk, who wanted to slap the girl. The boy stopped him and got into a fight with the drunk! Finally, I was stabbed three times by a drunk. Dead! The boy only said one sentence before he died.

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