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A slight smile is very charming
Author: Gu Man
Introduction: Introduction If you " After being abandoned miserably, a very strong, powerful and arrogant man suddenly proposed to you. How would you react? Classmate Bei Weiwei's reaction was: "Master...have your account been hacked? =" This world is too unreal! The "ex-husband" in the front "fell in love" and married the most beautiful woman, but the best master came to propose marriage in the back? And he said he wanted to have a grander wedding? The belle of the computer department of a prestigious school smiled slightly while... getting married quickly. If a legend who is looked up to by countless people and a top student in a prestigious school asked you, "When did we stop having that kind of relationship" when we first met, how would you react? That man was from a noble family, all-around athletic, elegant in appearance, Qinghua in temperament, calm in manners, and in essence...a bandit...and extremely arrogant...such a man...suddenly came to the door...Bei Weiwei was unable to resist, so he could only He dragged me forward...
(Classic online game)
2. Flowers bloom on the road for your benefit
Author: Mo Qingcheng
Introduction: This is the history of a little girl’s game struggle in a beast’s den.
This is a relaxing fairy tale disguised as an online game.
This is a hot land where evil spirits are rampant, monsters are rampant, and beasts are everywhere.
Love and betrayal, friendship and conspiracy, family affection and hatred, finally pounce on the grand HE.
3 "Great God, will you raise me?"
Xiangxiang, who pretends to be a pig and eats the tiger, rides on her short-legged donkey, following her like a slut, covered in gold. Seeing or not seeing the great god behind him, A's mouth is filled with saliva and tears!
Seeing or not seeing the overflow of sympathy: Something happened?
Xiangxiang Dengshi smiled broadly: Great God, please get married! I will fight monsters, upgrade and brush dungeons.
Seeing or not seeing the great god took a look at her white suit, with black lines all over her head: But, I already have a wife!
Xiangxiang was cheeky: Then, great god, can you support me? I can warm the bed!
Seeing or not seeing the master raises an eyebrow: How is the technology?
Xiangxiang’s cheeks are blushing: average, third in the country!
See or not, the master raises his eyebrows: Deal!
So the scandalous white girl successfully hooked up with the sinister man, challenging the player's moral bottom line...
4 "When a Brothel Girl Meets the Young Master of the Tang Family"
When the deputy gang leader of the brothel "Enchanting Miaomiao" encounters
the handsome and powerful Tang clan eldest son "Lingxiao Swordsman",
Perfect Continent becomes a sensation.
Baicai VS Great Wisdom
Nonsense VS Cool
Vixen VS Martial Arts
There is no suspense in this PK at all.
In real life, the automation major of the School of Mechanical Engineering is Miao Hong
The young beauty with a bright future is about to encounter the most bloody plot in her life
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5 "Playing a trumpet and getting struck by lightning"
Her trumpet is one of the so-called masters among the Tianlongs in "The Prosperous Age", and countless little girls flock to it. She created a small account and wanted to correct her gender and try out what it was like to play a female account. However, on the first day she created the account, she got involved in one of the most outrageous gossip romances in Tianlong.
She just came out to make soy sauce, why did she suddenly become an important supporting actress?
6 "Online Game Rookie's Huahua Jianghu"
As a rookie who has just entered the world, if she doesn't stay in her own rookie world to fight monsters and practice leveling, I want to be a heroic woman and practice the good qualities of helping others. Now it's better. He pestered her every day and didn't want to be self-reliant, so she said to him in a "sophisticated" tone: "You have to learn to train yourself, and then you can be self-reliant by yourself in the world!" Unexpectedly, he "fell wronged and He said sadly: "You said you were higher than me and it was easier to fight monsters, so you wanted to lead me into the world, but now you want to default on me and leave me alone." There is no way. He must still be a little boy with teeth that haven't even grown yet, so just follow him. . . Finally one day, he was not online when she was online. She was planning to run to take a peek at the legendary god, but unexpectedly, she caused an uproar. . . . . .
7 "The Rookie's Exclusive Master"
Others are the masters of bondage, why do I become the master of bondage when it is my turn?
Teams are bound and tasks are bound, how can one live with this!
Tossing his messy hair, Su Mo wanted to throw the dagger in his hand at the certain great god who had his legs crossed, "How about you do your best too!"
The most powerful person in history. A cute assassin encounters a peerless and gorgeous mage,
An accident forces the two to bind,
The little yellow chicken who loves fighting, the super elegant red panda,
It’s all in “The Rookie’s Exclusive Master”!
"Online Games: The Rookie's Hua Hua Jiang Hu"
As a rookie who is new to the world, she doesn't stay in her own rookie world to fight monsters and practice leveling. I want to be a heroic woman and practice the good qualities of helping others. Now it's better. He pestered her every day and didn't want to be self-reliant, so she said to him in a "sophisticated" tone: "You have to learn to train yourself, and then you can be self-reliant by yourself in the world!" Unexpectedly, he "fell wronged and He said sadly: "You said you were higher than me and it was easier to fight monsters, so you wanted to lead me into the world, but now you want to default on me and leave me alone." There is no way. He must still be a little boy with teeth that haven't even grown yet, so just follow him. . . Finally one day, he was not online when she was online. She was planning to run to take a peek at the legendary god, but unexpectedly, she caused an uproar. . . . . .
"The Rookie's Exclusive Master"
Others are the masters of bondage, why do I become the master of bondage when it's my turn?
Teams are bound and tasks are bound, how can anyone live with this!
Tossing his messy hair, Su Mo wanted to throw the dagger in his hand at the certain great god who had his legs crossed, "How about you do your best too!"
The most powerful person in history. A cute assassin encounters a peerless and gorgeous mage,
An accident forces the two to bind,
The little yellow chicken who loves fighting, the super elegant red panda,
It's all in "The Rookie's Exclusive Master"!
"The Great Daddy"?
Xiao Xiaobai (Bai Xiaotu) first entered the game and accidentally rescued Kaguya who was locked in a coffin. From then on, the game's number one great god was reduced to a toiler. Daddy.
Bai Xiaotu: Daddy, I’m lost!
Kaguya: Waiting where you are.
Bai Xiaotu: Dad, I’m surrounded by monsters!
Kaguya: Wait for me to save you.
Bai Xiaotu: Dad, I have no money!
Kaguya: The warehouse password is 52xxxxx.
Bai Xiaotu: Daddy, I...
Kaguya: Madam, I clearly remember that I am the husband-in-law, not the daddy.
Bai Xiaotu: Silent.
Everyone: Great God, you were born to work hard!
"囧囧有神"
"Do you think I'm attractive to others?"
"Who do you think won't be attracted to me after eating that thing? People like it?"
She is the stubborn Xiao Qiangwei. She wants to conquer the pockets of her men and make her master shout passionately "No! No!" when he sees her spending his money. Don’t stop!”
But...which man is her man?
"Please leave meekly"
The gang leader's wife of other gangs cheered and responded in a very awe-inspiring manner, but Luo Yu began to act extremely since she parachuted into the Iron-Blooded Gang as the gang leader's wife. Such a tragic gaming career, considering that she was also a God of War figure among the top three tigresses in East China, how could she be so aggrieved?
The mistress is very strong and the heroine is very aggrieved.
"Online Game: Tianshang Hongfei"
Tianshang Hongfei was originally the only female god-level figure in Tiandi Xuanmen. One month after leaving the game, she discovered that her account had been stolen. The hacker turned out to be the husband in the original game, and he even gave his equipment to his little lover. How could she, the witch in the sky who was red and crimson in the sky and feared by everyone in the world, smoke like this? So Cao Cao, who was dressed in white and had his whole body whitened with gleaming golden invincible equipment, abandoned his account and left. spread? Why not take revenge on your ex-husband? How not to retaliate? Just can't be too cheap, right? So Tianshang Hongfei transformed into a level 0 newcomer, re-entered the world, and started her own path of revenge.
"When a Great God Meets a Great God"
What, are you a great god? What a coincidence, I am also a master! !
When a male master meets a female master, you, salt, sauce and vinegar also become gods.
Lu Shuihan: Do you think it’s great just because you are a great god? I am also a great god! !
Ye Xinmo: Go fight monsters. ...(Okay, the master will go and fight the monsters first.)
Lu Shuihan: Do you think you are great just because you have many fans? Me too! !
Ye Xinmo: Go cook. . ...(Okay, the master will cook first.)
Lu Shuihan: What are you going to eat?
Ye Xinmo: Braised vermicelli with cabbage and pork. ...
"Encountering Red Luan and Fang Xingdong"
Who? Who did you say? A good sister falls in love with the second most handsome guy in the district and forces her to help her go on a blind date. If she doesn't succeed, will she be successful? All right! For the sake of her life, she has to... uh... win a duel? All right! She beat... her friend finally hugged the handsome guy back, but on the day of her wedding, she was nicknamed "stalker"... She seemed to be the number one master in the area... "Take off your clothes..." Before her head could react, her fingers were already I typed out these three words...
"Two or Three Great Gods"
The game life is very dull and the great gods fall one after another... Xiami, you said you are actually a great god, okay? , you can continue to eat grass... The master is. . What she eats is grass, what she spits out is milk and nods, that’s how it is
"The Love of the Master"
She is the master in the game, because of her weird temper and withdrawn personality , superb skills, but she is often called a "shemale", but she doesn't care and still goes her own way. Whenever she is asked this question, she smiles openly, "I play my game and let them talk. They can say whatever they want. It has nothing to do with me. Just be happy!" This is her mantra. She is also a campus beauty from University B who is stubborn on the outside but pure on the inside.
He is a college student from Q University with excellent grades and scheming (big mistake). He is also a master in the game. Because of his top-notch equipment, unique skills, and indifferent attitude towards people, he is pursued by many beautiful players, but he does not even look at them and still travels alone. Whenever someone asked him why he didn't get married in the game, he would snort, expressionless, and say nothing. This was his most common reaction.
Two people who were originally unrelated were myths from two different game areas. Just because of a game upgrade, the two people met in front of the Jiange Waterfall by chance. When the myth met the myth, the great god met the great god, and the little white rabbit met. to a fox in sheep's clothing, what kind of sparks will the two create? !
"The Feng Qingyun Smiles"
The Feng Qingyun smiles, a certain demon from the Chu Kingdom...
The emperor of the Yan Kingdom rides on a black horse to conquer the mortal world.
Introduction
Yun Xiao turned on the computer, double-clicked "Road to the Sky" and went online.
As soon as she came up, she saw an explosion on the World Channel.
Huiji in the world: I just said it, the throne of the emperor of Black Cavalry is not so easy to snatch away, the people in the Tang Dynasty are all SB!
Shiheixiao丨爱丨Guaiguai: You are the SB!
The world is full of confusion: He has been reelected as emperor three times, and you still have to give him one more time, isn’t it SB? That brother can’t think of any good adjectives
I’ll beat you up once: Brother Yun, it’s online
Shiheixiao丨爱丨Brother Meng: Anyone who scolds my wife SB!
Family style Qingyun smiled: (Ashamed) Don’t call me that...
The Crow of the God of the World: Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang
The prodigal son of the generation: Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB
Yun Xiao was speechless in front of the screen.
Shiheishiao丨爱丨Guaiguai: Idiot crow, I will kill you every time I see you!
The Crow of the God of the World: Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB Tang Guodu SB
Shiheishao丨Zheng丨Swan: Emperor, don’t you care if they swipe the screen?
Shi Longteng Junxiu: Oh, someone is talking to the emperor again. Do you think the black knight will pay attention to him?
Jia Da Ma Gua: Yan Guo won again in the battle for the Holy City (helpless)
Jia Feng Qingyun smiled: It can be seen that the emperor is really scary
Shihei Qijue Hongchen: I am going to find an enemy country
The world is quiet.
"Road to the Sky" is an online game that Yun Xiao started playing right after her summer vacation. She is a leveling enthusiast, and this game has simple tasks and fast upgrades, which just suits her taste, so she played it in After passing thousands of sails, I fell down on this little flower.
It’s not a small flower. After all, it is a well-known online game, isn’t it?
It’s just...the way it became famous is weird.
It is known as the most expensive online game in China.
Upgrade? You can buy it in RMB. Equipment materials? You can buy it in RMB. Massive experience tasks? The poor people in the game can't afford it.
It doesn’t sound like a very loving game, but it’s actually very enjoyable to play.
There are ten countries in "The Road to the Sky", Wu, Zhao, Zhou, Chu, Yan, Tang, Han, Wei, Qi, and Song. Each country has a king. By fighting and occupying the holy city, the king of a country can be promoted to the throne of emperor.
All the gimmicks.
The current emperor Heiqi Jue Hongchen is the king of the Yan Kingdom. He has the highest level, powerful equipment, and terrifying strength. Since becoming famous in this server, he has been elected emperor three times and is the number one legend in this server. figure.
And this time, it’s the fourth time.
"Luo Lin"
Obviously it is a Western fantasy game, why am I an Eastern race?! Or am I the only one who shouldn't exist?!
The cold and handsome guy who slaughtered the whole city for a trivial matter, the "beautiful girl" who hangs around and claims to be my fiancé... Okay, I have tolerated all these, but why do even those nominal relatives... You want to get involved?!
Okay! Now that you've come, you'll be safe...it's weird if you can't be safe! I just want to sleep in the game and wait to die without noticing! Those who are fighting openly and secretly Don't come to me, okay!
I am really a very obedient neutral!
"The Most Popular Female Hooligan of the Year"
I am a gangster, and my most commonly used skill is to hide and take off completely. My younger brother is an unscrupulous man, and his most commonly used skills are scheming and a vicious tongue. My husband is a great master, and his most commonly used skills are cold jokes and boring jokes. I also have a guild with the most convulsions, and brushing is their favorite. .........Okay, the above is all nonsense. In fact, this is a story about a foul-mouthed and violent woman who was abducted. Friendly reminder: Novice, wear a lightning rod
"Online Games: The Master of Kidnapping" Author: Su Weiling?
"...Uh...Brother Liangchen..."
"You can call me Brother Murderer."
"Brother Murderer..."
"Okay, if you want, you can call me the first letter of my name Add the last word. "
"(⊙o⊙) A good man?"
Isn't a great god supposed to be cold and righteous, handsome and taciturn? Shouldn't it be that after you say a thousand words, he only responds to you with six cute little dots? Why did she meet a great and majestic god today who was just a talkative and dishonest person?
Hmm, but fortunately, the great master is still a great master, handsome, charming, and suave, and he is skilled in dancing, computers, and operation!
The most important thing is, gentle or evil, god or devil, affectionate or wild, the master can catch it!
The author of "Marry an NPC Wife": Duanshui
Protagonists: Chen Yu (Queen Mother), Xu Wei (Buyi)
Chen Yu is an NPC in the online game Aoshi, and his name is "Queen Mother Zetian".
There is no doubt that this character NPC is set according to the only empress Wu Zetian in history.
Chen Yu is an employee of Shengtian Online Game Company and is mainly responsible for monitoring the normal operation of the game. As soon as she went online that day, she received a notice from the BOSS, asking her to "destroy" the first wave of "rebels" who "qingjun side, slaying evildoers" because the game has not yet entered the "chaotic world" phase.
For the sake of his job, Chen Yu had no choice but to "act as ordered." Soon after, rumors spread in Aoshi that the Empress Dowager Zetian was "sinister and vicious, as poisonous as snakes and scorpions." Chen Yu was very depressed. Although her methods were not very bright, she did not say that she was like this... She just "dicked" the leader of the "rebels", and then dragged him to a deserted place and asked him to guard the palace. The Thousand Niu Guards "turned" him, took away the "Rebel Tiger Talisman" on his body, and defeated the "rebel" offensive without using a single soldier...
This is just a story. The cause... When convulsions meet FH, when a fish meets a cat, when an NPC meets a player, when the Queen Mother meets a commoner, when Chen Yu meets Xu Wei...
"Monsters in Jianghu lt; Online Games" gt;》Author: Feng Xiaoyinghan
Feng Lingxiao’s life is just a mess...
Playing online games, he picked up the wrong mission and went astray from then on. She became a cult witch that everyone in the world could kill.
While doing a job, she was beaten up in a bad way. From then on, she was involved in gossip and was misunderstood that she was a mistress who specialized in seducing men and stealing their husbands.
Asking for protection, she married the wrong husband in a bad way. From then on, she was unable to escape and was eaten to death by a shameless man who seemed to be a gentleman.
I wanted to get divorced, but I failed miserably by hacking my account. I was caught and teased with this excuse every time.
As everyone knows, from the moment she stepped into this online game, her life has been doomed to fall into an eternal disaster... A very unlucky cult witch who actually has no talent for being a witch VS a A decent god who looks very graceful but is actually very shameless
◆The female protagonist is very innocent and the male protagonist is very shameless. ◆
This is definitely not a story of love at first sight, but a story of an innocent girl who accidentally fell into the clutches of the devil in an online game and tried every means to escape from a shameless man who was pursuing her.
"Great God, I'll Lend You Your Body" Author: Baozi Minzu
Great God is sacred and inviolable, but Su Xiaoke doesn't think so.
Great gods are powerful and cannot be teased, but Su Xiaoke doesn’t believe them.
The Great God is shady and never kind, Su Xiaoke firmly believes that.
Those who come out to fool around will always have to pay back. Su Xiaoke owed so much to the great god, and he had to pay it back eventually.
Let’s see how an obscene and embarrassing girl is pushed down by a sinister master...
"A Thousand Miles of Good Times, I'm Coming" Author: Shu Jiayan
Copywriter: Some people like to read books, Some people like to sleep, some like to fall in love, but playing online games is Zheng Jiaxi’s biggest hobby! ?
Unexpectedly, Wei Wengwen, who had been married to her for several years in the online world, announced that he had a girlfriend and asked for a divorce! ?
What’s even more amazing is that Grandpa Lu, the owner of the newsstand where he often buys some cards, is actually the grandpa of the best master in this server “The east wind is as cold as autumn”! ?
What’s even more amazing is that “East Wind Cold in Autumn” is actually one of the developers of the online game “Dream in Wonderland”... A sweet and romantic journey originating from online games is about to begin. ! ! !
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