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When the drum is broken, everyone hits it and the wall is knocked down by everyone.
Kangxi praised the taste while eating, but a minister whispered, "It's really sad that the emperor ate the dross." Kangxi was very angry after hearing this, but many people present at that time had a bad attack and had to endure it. Not long after he returned to Beijing, Kangxi found fault with the minister and ordered him to be killed.
The minister was tied to an empty tree, thinking that he would not live long anyway. He might as well tell everyone about Kangxi's eating chaff, so he shouted desperately to the tree: "Kangxi eats chaff!" So everyone present knows. In order to prevent the news from spreading outside, Kangxi killed all the people present at that time and cut down the tree to make a leather drum. Unexpectedly, after the drum was finished, the sound that was knocked out turned out to be the minister's cry: "Kangxi dragon eats."
Bran!
This frightened Kangxi. Kangxi hurriedly ordered someone to beat the drum, but he was not at ease, so he asked Wenwu Baiguan to beat the drum again to confirm that the crying had stopped.
Since then, people have circulated a saying that "everyone beats when the drum is broken, and everyone pushes when the wall falls down."
Playing proverbs, everyone beats the drum, but the wall is knocked down by everyone.
Annotation means that when a person is frustrated and loses strength, everyone will attack him together.
Take advantage of people's danger, take advantage of people's danger
Antisense saves people from fire, water and snow.
Example: The teacher just criticized Xiao Ming, and the monitor came over and said to Xiao Ming, "Xiao Ming, you should learn a lesson!" You can't make the same mistake again next time. "Xiao Ming didn't good the spirit ground say to her," it's really' people play on the broken drum, people push on the wall', you don't laugh at me. "
It is easier to keep a strict wife than to splash water.
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