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Superclassic love talk: the dead drown in the sea and end up dead, like a desert island, imprisoning me until I die

1. Weixi [Thailand's transsexuality and South Korea's plastic surgery can't compare with China's beautiful picture Xiu Xiu]

2. Dead souls drown in the sea, and my heart is like a desert island, and I will die

3. When I hold you, you are a cup, and when I let go, you are a glass slag.

4. Without you, my world is only colored.

5. Tell a lie. I really envy your skin. How can you maintain it so thick?

6. Champagne spilled all over the sky accidentally became the Aegean Sea.

7. If a change of relationship can enhance our feelings, why didn't we decide to do so?

8. You are so busy that you never have time to talk to me, but the excuses made up on the spot are beautiful.

9. Only those who smile and say goodbye can be qualified to say hi to the future.

1, the original unrequited love is such a state of mind, slightly bitter, slightly sweet, like the taste of a lime.

11. If the two groups rely on questioning, explanation and even swearing to maintain their feelings, it will almost come to an end.

12, some people, some things. Just because I don't say, I don't ask, doesn't mean I don't care.

13. Don't think that just because we have said a word or two means that we know each other well, you can be unscrupulous in front of me.

14. A group sings karaoke and a group drinks tea.

15. Time is running, and people are getting older. I know more, see through more, and I am less and less happy. From first sight to last

1. When I met you, all the stars fell on my head.

2. In everyone's life, there should once be a time when you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even knowing, just meeting him in the most beautiful years.

3. Stick to it, be free, love each other, be lonely, wait for all the encounters in the world, and wait for all the reunions with you after a long separation.

4. You have a new journey, but I stayed there.

5. When clouds turn into rain, no one is anyone's partner, and the story finally comes to an end, thus revealing the mystery.

6. We should have dreams, wine, endless poems and endless dreams.

7. There are not many things I miss in particular, such as the paper airplane of my childhood and you at the age of seventeen.

8. I don't want to disturb each other, and I don't want mountains and rivers to meet. I just want you.

9. For the rest of my life, the snow will be you, the plain will be you, the poor will be you, the splendor will be you, the tenderness in my heart will be you, and the eyes will be you.

1. It's always windy in this city. Lonely people always go home late.

11. I really want to see you, but I clearly know that only when you want to see me. Our meeting is meaningful.

12. Actually, I have a lot to say to you, but these words stick to my mouth like maltose. If you are willing to come and taste it, you will know that it is sweet.

13. You are the strongest wine I have ever drunk, the gentleness I gulped down and slipped through my throat, but I stopped at my lips.

14. You are a teenager with bright eyebrows at first sight, and I pass by your spring, summer, autumn and winter in a trance.

15. If life is like a cut-out movie, let me wake up in a sweet dream again.

16. There is always a glass of wine, and those who don't drink it get drunk first. Collect the fleeting bits and pieces, regardless of cold and warm, quietly collect; The silk thread of carefree years, no matter good or bad, silently cherish.

17. The pillow is full of moldy dreams, and the dreams are full of people who can't have them.

18. You are a tourist in the deep mountains. You love the whole world while walking, and you are affectionate by nature. I am a cat keeper in the market. I don't look at passers-by and change my lover.

19. Your mouth slightly rises, which is better than all the scenery in the world.

2. People may change, but there are two things you can't change. Their names and the memories you shared with them.

21. There are too many beautiful things in this world, half of which are food, beauty and music, and the other half is you. Xiaobian: How many years have passed, the only constant is the heart that wants to make a fortune. Xiaobian: When you have determined your heart, come to me again. Xiaobian: If you want to be a big tree, don't fight with grass. There are some things that you won and lost: drowning in the sea is not only the end of life, time does not abandon youth, and rotten people are not worthy of affection

1. You know, I am thinking about you. It's as simple as that, that's all.

2. I thought that love would last for a long time, and I couldn't love it enough. In the end, I didn't even have an excuse.

3. Don't regret giving others an opportunity to sneak in when you are snubbed.

4. I won't think of you again, and I won't even give you hate.

5. It really doesn't matter how good a man is. What matters is that he only loves you.

6. No one looks down on you at all. Because no one else is looking at you, everyone is very busy.

7. I don't feel sleepy in spring, and mosquitoes bite everywhere. Clap at night, how many mosquitoes die

8. Drowning in the sea will not only last forever, but time will not abandon youth, and rotten people are not worthy of affection.

9. I changed your remarks to the original appearance of your first name and surname

1. It is not so much that others make you suffer, as that you are not cultivated enough.

11. Get used to having you, and get used to the days when you are there. Let me get used to disappearing every day, as if I can't.

12. Leaving is a trip. Anyone can make an excuse to go first.

13. Ten years ago, it was almost harsh to pursue perfection. Ten years later, it was discovered that the person who was the most imperfect at the beginning was actually himself.

14. The only person who can save you is yourself.

15, you still dream, you still hurt, this memory is so heavy, how can you recite it? I know that beautiful memories are like handcuffs, and I will die

1. Don't think about it, don't think about it, don't love it, girl. He's gone.

2. I hope you will feel better, so good that you forget that I have been here.

3. I am an old friend of yours, but I am not from your story.

4. I know that beautiful memories are like handcuffs to imprison me until I die.

5. Laughter can't shed tears after all, so where can I find gentle roses?

6. Is it because I think too long and think too much that I miss it most easily?

7. Forgive me for not forgetting what you look like in my memory.

8. I can say with a smile that it doesn't matter. You don't have to run away from me.

9. Get drunk when you are tired, go to bed when you are drunk, and it doesn't matter how lonely you live.

1. I fell in love with you without avoiding your gentle eyes.

11. No one will go crazy and giggle with me like you.

12. We never said goodbye, but we never saw each other again.

13. Loneliness is a deep sadness, while loneliness is another kind of killing.

14. swallow your tears abruptly and let your heart rot under the immersion of tears.

15. You are still so worthless. She doesn't love you and should have let go a long time ago.

16. In the breeze, the youth mottled by time always flashes the remembrance of love.

17. When you are drunk, you know that your dreams are empty. It turns out that it is also a kind of pain to watch the residual flowers wither.

18. The person I love will never love me. Perhaps this is my destiny.

19. We have been trying to smile, but in the end we became the one who loves to cry the most.

2. My strength is separated from a door, and my tears fall without vigilance.

21. It's only when you love him deeply that you can let him go, even if you are heartbroken to death.

22. I am in the north without you, just like feeling the desolation of the desert in the forest.

23, I can't learn your free and easy, so I can't escape the pain you gave me after all.

24. Sheng Xiao sleeps with me, and the past people dream of me. It's hard to find the old days if you dream of someone today.

25. You said that her future wedding dress could only be worn for you, but in the end you wore a dress for someone else.

26. If falling in love with you is just a dream, how can I go back to sleep after waking up ...

27. I love you with all my youth, and then I will forget you with the old age of the rest of my life.

28. Romance is ambiguous, and dreams will always come true. Loneliness is like youth burned by a lantern.

29, barren youth, full of blurred sadness. The figure you left still lingers in the memory.

3. I don't like you anymore. The first sentence is true. The second sentence is false.

31. No one will take away my cigarettes and no one will take away my wine. I cry alone and get drunk alone.

32. It's like someone who has an appointment but can't wait forever. It's like putting on long sleeves but the temperature never drops.

33. She tasted the wine with one hand, smiling and saying that she was not drunk for thousands of cups, but her heart was broken for thousands of times.

34. Do you know how I cried on the day we broke up and finally compromised the truth?

35. Maybe I was born a wave, and I was doomed to have no home. All that I lost was the price.

36. I'm glad I met you. At this age when sadness is regarded as a joke.

37. In youth, there are always people who start with sweet words and end up with the end of the song.

38. I am a disconsolate guest in the world. I know what you are crying about, and I remember my life in the sound of heartbroken.

39. I gave up too much just for you, and in the end I found that you were the one who should be given up most.

4. I often dream of you, and I often dream of myself, but I seldom dream of being with you.

41. Later, the traveler who dreams of shrinking water and his desire is also shrinking is ridiculous. He just wants to find a home.

42. If what you said doesn't count, can you not let me remember the person you loved?

43. I know that trusting others with that poor sense of security will inevitably hurt me to disappointment and despair.

44. Now I'm just a stranger to you, walking silently in the wind and rain, and you won't be heartbroken for me ...

45. I want to take care of myself when it's cold. I want to wear a scarf for you and hug you, but I can only let go in my heart.

46. I've said it too many times, and I'm tired of talking about myself, but I can only continue to be obsessed while laughing at my wavering determination.

47. The whole city is asleep, only me and my mind can't sleep, and you, who I haven't seen for a long time, occupy my memories again.

48. When you know a lot of true and false things, you don't feel so bitter. You become more and more silent and don't want to talk about it.

49. I understand that everything in front of me is bubbles. I understand that quiet is the bitter medicine. I understand what makes me proud, but I don't understand you.

5. Time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away. I have a firefly in my left hand and a long meditation in my right hand for ten years.