What are the classic lovers flirting jokes?

A wife suddenly wanted to surprise her husband, so she put on a wig, a brand-new suit and different makeup in peacetime, and then went to her husband's office and said, "Hi! Handsome boy, do you want to come with me ... "Her husband looked at her and immediately interrupted him." No! I want nothing. I think of my wife as soon as I see you. " A man was suspicious of his wife, and he bought a mobile phone with her, saying that men and women were equal, and agreed to stand by. One day, a lady was doing physical and mental friction exercise with her boyfriend. Her husband called and her wife was out of breath. The husband asked why, and the wife trotted. On it, the man jumped fiercely and the woman couldn't help moaning loudly. The husband was frightened, and the wife replied, "Caterpillar, I'm so scared!" " "