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Ancient poems that generally toast on the wine table
Ancient poems are generally toasted on wine tables, and Chinese wine table culture has a long history. As long as you are running business outside, you can practice a thousand cups of stunts. Getting things done on the wine table is also a workplace skill. Understand the ancient poems on the wine table and make a universal toast below.
Ancient poetry of universal toast on wine table 1 1: drinking alone
Drink alone after drinking, and several friends will drink together. Usually a person drinks it, but some people can drink it. For example, like our great poet Li Bai, let us feel how Li got carried away.
Drinking alone with the moon
Tang Libai
Flowers in the next pot of wine, no friends, drink alone.
Raise my cup, I invite the bright moon, which brings me its shadow and makes us three people.
I couldn't find anyone to drink, so I made an appointment with the moon.
The moon doesn't know how to drink, but the shadow in front of it is behind.
I have to mingle with them and enjoy the happiness of spring.
(starting to feel excited)
The song I sing is bright and wandering, and I dance the shadow before wandering.
Wake up and be happy together, and disperse after drunkenness.
I am willing to stay with them forever and forget the harm of friendship, just like the Milky Way.
Look at the state of drinking, it's really high!
Second, about wine.
Generally speaking, not many people can drink as well as Li Bai, so more often, they still invite friends. After all, drinking is good for bragging, and no one listens to bragging, so sometimes I have to write a poem about it.
You see Comrade Bai Juyi's cousin Liu Yutong (Liu Shijiu) said this about Liu Yuxi (Liu 28th):
A suggestion for my friend Liu.
Tang Bai Juyi
There is a glimmer of green in the old bottle and a hint of red in the quiet stove.
With dusk and snow coming, how about a glass of wine?
You see, Comrade Bai Juyi is still very direct: my small wine stove is ready. Would you like a drink?
Third, drinking-eight immortals crossing the sea
I made an appointment with someone and started drinking. After drinking, the Eight Immortals sailed across the ocean to show their magical power. In the wine field, our ancient China literati, poets and heroes all showed their talents heartily.
1, after drinking and singing
"Self-scheduling" Luo Yin
A person has a chance to sing, otherwise, it is stopped, and sadness and hatred are completely ignored.
If you get drunk today, you will worry about your troubles tomorrow.
At first glance, it's a boring feeling, worrying about alcohol, shouting my throat out.
2, homesick after drinking
Fisherman's pride
Song Fan Zhongyan
A glass of turbid wine is Wan Li's home, but Ran Yan hasn't come home yet.
Qiang tube covered with frost, people do not sleep. The general was white-haired and in tears.
Fan Zhongyan, who worries about the world first and enjoys the world later, wrote it when consolidating the northwest border defense. The so-called ruthlessness is not necessarily a hero, and generals sometimes miss home.
3. I don't want to go home after eating as drunk as a fiddler.
Traveler's bank/traveler's job
Tang Libai
Lanling wine tulips, jade bowls filled with amber light.
But I got the host drunk and didn't know where it was.
The wine in our host's house is so good that after drinking our Li Da Brewmaster, he can't tell the east from the west, no matter where he comes from.
4, drunk lying on the battlefield
Two Liangzhou Ci Poems (I)
Don William Wang
Wine luminous glass, want to drink pipa, hurry up immediately.
Don't laugh when you are drunk on the battlefield. How many people fought in ancient times?
Get drunk on the battlefield, get drunk and rest, go out for your country, and die in the battlefield! Full of pride!
5. Let's talk about parents' shortcomings.
Passing through the village of the old man
Tang Meng Hao ran
This old friend prepared a delicious meal and invited me to his hospitable farm.
Green Woods surround the village and green hills are located outside the city.
Open the window facing the valley vegetable garden and pass the glass to talk about crops.
Please come here to see chrysanthemums when the ninth festival comes.
6. Laugh at what others can't drink
King Li Yang refused to drink.
Tang Libai
The earth is white, the wind is cold, and many snowflakes fall like big hands.
Laugh to death Tao Yuanming, because you don't drink that wine.
You've really gone from wave to wave, planting five willows virtually.
What does wearing a headscarf mean to you?
Yes, it is Li Bai's again. When we saw Xian Cheng not drinking, Comrade Li Bai said directly: You killed Tao Yuanming because you didn't drink from a glass. You really touched Zhang Suqin and planted five willows. I failed the headscarf. ........
7. Write jokes about others drinking.
Drink the songs of the Eight Immortals
Du fu in Tang dynasty
Zhang Zhi rode a horse like a boat, dazzled, and fell asleep at the bottom of the well.
Ruyang rises from the sky three times, and the road drools at the door of the car.
I wish I could seal it to Jiuquan. It will cost thousands of dollars.
Drinking is like a whale sucking a hundred rivers, and a cup of music is called a saint.
Zong Zhi's handsome and beautiful boy looked up at the sky with white eyes.
As bright as Yushu before the wind. Su Jin was embroidering Buddha in Longzhai.
When you are drunk, you often love to escape Zen. Hundreds of Li Bai's poems about fighting wine.
Sleep in a restaurant in Chang 'an. The son of heaven can't get on the boat.
Self-proclaimed Brewmaster, Zhang Xu three cups of grass.
Before taking off his hat and revealing the top of the maharaja, he waved a piece of paper like a cloud.
Jiao sui's five fights are outstanding, and it is about four banquets.
Unexpectedly, Du Fu, who looks honest, is not inferior at all in writing jokes.
8, free and easy, self-proclaimed as a fairy.
Tang Yin's Song of the Peach Blossom Temple
Taohuawu Taohua Temple, Taohuaguan Taohuaxian.
Peach Fairy cultivates peach trees, picks them and drinks them.
When you wake up, you just sit in front of the flowers, and when you are drunk, you come to sleep under the flowers.
Half drunk and half awake day after day, flowers bloom year after year.
I hope I die of old age. I don't want to bow my head in front of horses and chariots.
Cars and horses are rich and interesting, and hops are poor.
If wealth is better than poverty, one is underground and the other is in heaven.
If you compare poverty to horses and chariots, he will have to drive away my leisure.
Others laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for not being able to see through it.
There are no graves of Hao Jie in Wuling, no flowers, no wine, and no hoes to plow the fields.
Drunk, crazy, romantic genius, owner of the Peach Blossom Temple!
9, advertising-eager for talent
Songlines
Hancaocao
Singing to wine, life geometry!
For example, morning dew is much more difficult to go to Japan.
Be generous, and your troubles will be unforgettable.
How to solve your worries? Only Du Kang.
Qingqing is your collar, YY is my miss.
But for your sake, I've thought it over.
A herd of deer, yo, ate mugwort in Ye Yuan.
I have a group of good guests, playing the piano and playing the piano.
As clear as the bright moon, when can I forget it?
The troubles come from this and cannot be cut off.
The weirder, the more useless.
Talk about the banquet and miss the old grace.
There are few stars on the moon, and blackbirds fly south.
Turn around the tree three times, what branches can you rely on?
The mountain is never too high, and the sea is never too deep.
The duke of Zhou vomited, and the world returned to the heart.
No matter how history and romance describe this generation, at least Cao Cao's poetry pattern is quite high.
10, work completed.
The last song, of course, was left to us by Li Bai, Li Da and Brewmaster.
Invite for a drink
Tang Libai
Have you ever noticed how the water of the Yellow River flows out of heaven and into the ocean, never to return?
Have you ever noticed that in the bright mirror of the high room, what lovely hair, although still silky black in the morning, turns into snow at night!
Oh, let a man with spirit take risks where he wants to go, and never point his golden cup at the moon empty! .
Since God has given talents, let them be used! As for the money, although it is scattered, it will get together again.
Cook a sheep, kill a cow, sharpen your appetite, and let me, 300 bowls, take a big drink! .
Master Cen, Dan Qiusheng can drink and drink endlessly.
Let me sing you a song! Please listen to me.
What are bells and drums, delicacies and treasures? I hope I will never wake up.
Ancient sober people and sages were forgotten, and only great drinkers can be immortalized.
Chen bought a barrel of wine with 10 thousand gold coins at a banquet in the temple, and everyone laughed and said one-liners
Why do you say, my master, your money is gone? , to buy wine, we drink together! .
Five flower horses, golden jubilee, give them to boys in exchange for wine and share eternal sadness with you!
Wine table universal toast ancient poetry 2 classic toast
1, here's to you, to make friends; Another glass of wine, deep feelings, more friends easy to go; If the cup is not dry, drink it and add it, just count a drop; If we have deep feelings, you will feel bored. If they are shallow, you will lick them. When feelings are in place, you won't be drunk for thousands of cups. If the feelings are not in place, sleep with a bottle.
2, a glass of wine will not get drunk, and then a cup of warm stomach; Burning incense does not leak god, toasting does not leak people; If you wear fancy clothes, you must be the best drinker.
3, drinking without drinking white, emotionally not coming; Men don't drink, and they walk in the world for nothing; Guests will get drunk when drinking, otherwise the host will be ashamed; It's nearly as bad as saying goodbye to Caiyun in Bai Di.
4, a big river with big waves and sand, pick up this cup and do it; Do your best in times of crisis, sister. I want to drink to my brother. The east wind blows the drums, and whoever drinks them today is afraid.
5, the feelings are deep and boring, and it is better to hurt your feelings than to hurt your body; I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than let my feelings break down.
6, will drink one or two drinks, such a friend is bold enough; Will drink 25, such a gay party training; Will drink half a catty, will drink a catty, such a buddy is the most intimate; I'll just drink a kilo a barrel and be promoted to vice president later.
7. When you lift your ass again, move your ass to show respect.
8. Since ancient times, saints and sages have been lonely, and only heavy drinkers have been famous throughout the ages.
9. "Step by step wine": The first cup of step by step wine is three points full, and I wish you prosperity and smooth sailing; Pour half of the second cup, good luck; The third cup should be filled, commonly known as full wine to respect people, full wine to respect people, look! I wish you success in your career.
10, replacing wine with tea will last forever! As long as you dare, all you drink is wine. As long as it makes sense, there is no harm in drinking more and less.
Ancient poems about toasting on the wine table 3. The most practical words on the wine table
1, words of blessing
People in China like winning the lottery and lending you nice words. Whether at a banquet or in social activities, there is always nothing wrong with saying something nice and blessing. Toast is usually given to people who are taller than themselves, or older people. When toasting, what you say should be based on modesty, and more words of thanks and blessings should be used.
Step 2 greet
If you want to be praised by others, you need to learn to praise others first. Familiar people, we can praise his achievements in work, praise his bright spots, and add a blessing to the effect. I still have to propose a toast when I meet some people I don't know very well on the wine table. At this time, we can praise others' looks or self-restraint.
3. If you adjust the atmosphere.
The wine table can show a person's talent, common sense, self-cultivation and social etiquette. People who know how to adjust the atmosphere often leave a deep impression on people, and sometimes a funny word will make people feel good about you invisibly.
Second, the complete works of wine words
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Men can't make good friends without drinking.
3, deep feelings are boring, and feelings are shallow.
4, the lady advised wine: excited heart, trembling hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, the leader did not drink me ugly.
5. The lady clinks glasses with the leader: the leader is above me and below me. Please say it several times.
6. I would rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than a rift in my feelings.
7. One, two, two, two mouthwash, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two is still shouting.
8, the east wind blows, the drums thunder, who is afraid of drinking today.
9. Wine knows that there are thousands of cups, how many can you drink, and if you can't drink it, run.
10, revolutionary wine is drunk every day, and I am willing to give my stomach for the revolution.
1 1. People in Jianghu can't help drinking.
12, we are close friends when we get together. I'll have two comfortable glasses of wine first.
13, the big river has wide waves. Let's do it with this cup.
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