Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - 20. Eighth time: Great World Ballroom, "Affair"! ! Think too much. . .
20. Eighth time: Great World Ballroom, "Affair"! ! Think too much. . .
A month after the missionary was rescued, Zhang Jingwen was ordered to rest at home, and Alex was given the responsibility to trace the whereabouts of the holy book. Zhang Jingwen, who had been idle at home for a month, received a phone call.
The phone rang "bell, bell, bell". Zhang Zhai's housekeeper answered the phone and asked, "Hello, this is Zhang Mansion". A middle-aged man's voice came over on the other end of the phone: "My name is Huang. Is boss Zhang at home? " .
The housekeeper quickly replied, "Don't you dare ask Boss Huang what he wants with my master so that I can report it." .
Huang is in a good mood and not angry. He calmly replied: "Just say that Huang owes Mr. Zhang. Today, the new store opened, and specially asked Mr. Zhang to help Huang support the scene."
The old housekeeper replied, "OK, please wait a moment, Boss Huang", then put the microphone on the coffee table and ran to the garden to wake Zhang Jingwen who was taking a nap. The report said, "Sir, Boss Huang called".
Zhang Jingwen woke up from a dream and asked impatiently, "Which boss Huang?" .
Then Wan Ruochen, who waved his hand and hit the cane chair on the left, wanted to wake him up and asked, "Do we know a boss named Huang?" .
Wan Ruochen rubbed his eyes and thought hard: "Boss Huang? Will it be the yellow that has been making a lot of noise recently? "
When he heard Huang's name, he thought, What does he want with me? I really want to owe him money, right? Although I can't remember it in my heart, someone else called. If I don't listen, it will appear that I am rude. He stood up and walked towards the living room. After he answered the phone, he greeted him politely. "Hello, Boss Huang, what can I do for you?"
Huang recognized it and paid more attention. "How dare I have something to do?"? Last time, you and those 10 thousand brothers helped me save that missionary. I haven't thanked you enough. Today is not the opening day of my new ballroom shop. I wonder if boss Zhang is free to join us. "
Zhang Jingwen held back at home for a long time, regardless of what the other party was planning, and quickly promised: "Hey ~ ~ Congratulations, Boss Huang's ballroom has opened. I can't help it I will go to congratulate you tonight. " Seeing this, Huang was overjoyed and said, "I arrived early and went to meet the two distinguished guests myself. Ha ~ ha ~ ha ~ ha ha ~ "
That night, Wan Ruochen drove Zhang Jingwen to the Grand Shanghai Ballroom for an appointment. I think the Grand Shanghai Ballroom has reopened, and there are a sea of people outside the ballroom, which is very lively. Tycoons from all walks of life went to pay tribute, and even the directors of the British concession and the French concession were invited to pay tribute to Huang.
After Zhang Jingwen and Wan Ruochen got off the bus, the receptionist at the door of a ballroom greeted them warmly and asked, "Hello, two bosses, do you have an invitation letter?" .
Zhang Jingwen asked blankly, "invitation? What invitation? " .
The waiter replied disdainfully, "Today is the opening ceremony of our Huang Boss Ballroom. All the guests are famous crocodiles and celebrities from all walks of life in Shanghai. Please forgive us for not being able to receive guests without invitations today. "
Zhang Jingwen thought: Boy, what a big ostentation and extravagance. Before Zhang Jingwen's attack, Wan Ruochen looked slightly contemptuous and squinted at the receptionist. He said haughtily, "how dare you, a small receptionist, be so rude and invite our boss Zhang?" Your eyes are on your ass. "
The receptionist has seen the world, and now when she sees Wan Ruochen's words are insulting, she thinks: These two people seem to be looking for trouble, so arrogant.
Hoping to give Wan Ruochen a scare, he began to scold: "Little red guy! Uncle politely let you go, but you don't know why, "he said, trying to get rid of Zhang Jingwen and Wan Ruochen.
Just as the receptionist gathered his men to attack, Huang came out of the ballroom. He apologized to Zhang Jingwen: "Boss Zhang, I'm really sorry. I'm really busy today. You see, as soon as I left, my ignorant men made mistakes, and I will punish myself three times in the future. "
While gesturing for the receptionist to apologize to them, the receptionist knew that she had offended the noble when she saw her boss go out to meet Zhang Jingwen himself, so she was weak and her clothes were all wet. While bowing her head to apologize, she smacked her face and said, "Grandpa! You are a big adult, regardless of me, a villain with eyes on his ass, just consider me a fart and let the villain go. "
Zhang Jingwen saw that a group of prominent people around him were watching him. He didn't want to be treated as a joke, so he said angrily, "Go and help me stop the car first." .
See no longer pursue the receptionist, Huang cheerfully rolled up and Wan Ruochen's arm and walked into the ballroom.
Inside, a look at this big Shanghai ballroom can be regarded as a job, and the yellow flower has lost a lot of blood. The spectacular sight in the hall made Zhang Jingwen hallucinate. He seemed to see the scene of going to the palace for a banquet with his grandfather when he was in England.
Under the guidance of Huang, the three crossed the dance floor and came to the VIP table specially prepared by Huang. This VIP table is actually a U-shaped multi-person sofa, facing the stage.
After they were seated, Huang asked two waitresses to open two bottles of whisky and poured three glasses of pure whisky in front of her.
Boss Huang raised his glass and said, "Boss Zhang, if you don't say hello to me, you can punish yourself for three cups." Then Huang drank three cups in a row.
Zhang Jingwen and Wan Ruochen also raised their glasses and drank them off. Then Huang introduced his two new apprentices to.
The two men came to Zhang Jingwen and called "Boss Zhang" with one voice.
Huang said, "This tall man is called Zhang Lin. He is a tough guy. When I first met him, he actually picked a hammer from a dock by himself. And this little body is called Xiao Chengfeng. Don't look at his skinny appearance. He is unambiguous in doing business. He has improved dozens of my businesses. Business is better now than before. I don't know how much. "
Then Huang said politely, "Now they are in charge of my ballroom, and I need boss Zhang's advice in the future."
Zhang Jingwen thought, yellow fatty, are you showing me or something? However, I am modest: "If Boss Huang is not wrong, he has a good way to make money. I'm qualified to teach. Where's your apprentice? I will cooperate with Huang Ba more in the future. "
Just as the two men touted each other, passionate music sounded on the stage, the surrounding lights dimmed and several spotlights gathered in the center of the stage.
Then a group of dancers dressed in sexy nude appeared on the stage and performed a seductive dance full of teasing. Then Zhang Jingwen subconsciously looked around and found that all the men present tonight were performing a number and its logo. A woman with delicate cheeks and white jade appeared in the center of the stage in a blue-purple butterfly embroidered cheongsam, as conspicuous as hibiscus. Her appearance suddenly eclipsed other dancers on the stage, and all the eyes of the audience were attracted by her face that looked like a fairy, and of course, Zhang Jingwen was no exception.
After the performance, all the dancers on the stage walked off the stage and scattered on every table to serve the tycoons or senior officials from all walks of life. At this time, every man focuses on the beautiful woman in purple, hoping that she can go to her own place. I saw that the woman slowly walked off the stage and came to the seat of the ballroom owner Huang.
Everyone saw her walking to the host's table. Although she was disappointed, she didn't complain. After all, she is the host of this feast. The woman saluted Huang and said, "michel platini". After all, Zhang Jingwen is also a man. Now she forgot everything and asked Huang curiously, "Who is she?" .
With a proud smile on his face, Huang replied: "Boss Zhang, this is my goddaughter Luo Xin", and then ordered Luo Xindu: "Go to see Boss Zhang, who is your benefactor in Platini". Then Huang called another dancer named Sunseeker Butterfly to serve Wan Ruochen.
After a few drinks, a song "Dream Butterfly" sounded, so Luo Xin had to invite Zhang Jingwen to dance on the dance floor on a whim. Although Zhang Jingwen had learned the tango several times in order to go to the party with his grandfather, he practiced dancing alone in front of the mirror and never practiced with anyone, so this time he had to bite the bullet and go to the dance floor.
Because "Dream Butterfly" is a slow song, Zhang Jingwen couldn't find the rhythm for a while, and suddenly he made a fool of himself. He thought that Luo Xin would never be in the mood to jump again, but unexpectedly, Luo Xin's face was still smiling and charming, and an oriole-like voice sounded between his lips, comforting: "It's okay, just hold me tight, I'll take you with me, don't be afraid to step on me."
Zhang Jingwen was ashamed of what Rosin said. In order not to make a fool of himself, he had to hold Luo Xin tightly, but when Luo Xin's chest was attached to Zhang Jingwen's chest, Zhang Jingwen's face turned red like a tomato. His heart is even more nervous than facing a hundred enemies at the same time. Zhang Jingwen blushed, and Wan Ruochen leaned over and danced a "three-stick dance" with his partner Sunseeker Butterfly.
Wan Ruochen winked at Zhang Jingwen and made a gesture to Zhang Jingwen: You are so lame, you are blushing. The silent words almost didn't piss Zhang Jingwen off.
After one song, the music at the back turned into tango, and Zhang Jingwen thought, You must save face. Just as Luo wanted to return to his seat, he asked, "Miss Luo Xin, would you do me the honor of dancing again?" Never put off till tomorrow what you can, posing as a gentleman asking for instructions, Luo was startled, and the girl's heart was dark, and she gently "hmm".
With permission, he finished a whole song in the middle of the dance floor with Luo's heartbeat, which stunned the tycoons and directors around him.
After the dance, everyone applauded in unison, and Luo Xin whispered in Zhang Jingwen's ear, "I thought you couldn't dance, but I didn't expect you to dance the tango so well." Zhang Jingwen scratched his head and smiled: "Hehe, you just know how to tango."
Then he took Rosin back to the U-shaped sofa and sat down. At this time, Huang had already left. A waiter came over and whispered in Luo Xin's ear: "Boss Huang has gone back. He asked Miss Luo Xin to treat Boss Zhang well and told him that Boss Zhang must enjoy himself."
Luo Xin waved his hand and instructed: "I see, go down." After that, Wan Ruochen, Luo Xin and Sunseeker Butterfly chatted over coffee, but because of Huang's departure, all four people were more indulgent than at first, as if they had unloaded their shackles.
After more than two hours, Wan Ruochen slept on the sofa with her head up because she had drunk too much, and Sunseeker Butterfly took good care of her. On the other hand, Zhang Jingwen also drank a few more glasses of wine and began to be bold. He tentatively asked Luo Xin, "Who is Huang?" .
Luo Xin is sober, as if he had never drunk wine. She replied, "He is my michel platini".
Zhang Jingwen sneered: "michel platini? The so-called michel platini didn't pay for playing ball with you.
Rosin stood up calmly, picked up a glass of cold water and splashed it on Zhang Jingwen's face. He said that "Boss Zhang is drunk" and asked the waiter to tell him that "Boss Zhang and Boss Wan are drunk, please send them back".
After receiving instructions, the two waiters picked them up and put them on the bus, while Wan Ruochen, accompanied by Sunseeker Butterfly, sent them back to Zhangfu.
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