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My autobiography

Hi! Hello, everyone. My name is Sensen, and my last name is Luo. I can't even change my name when I'm sitting and standing. I come from Heyuan, the hometown of dragon phobia. I am open-minded and enthusiastic. Because of good academic performance, I am in the class.

I have been a monitor for several years, and my classmates call me old monitor:

"Hey, old monitor." I turned my head and looked at it. It was him. He said, "I'm in the way again. Ask the old monitor to give directions ... "I haven't finished," the old monitor, the teacher called.

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"Old monitor, they copy their homework." "Old monitor, he throws garbage." My classmates always call me the old monitor. I was really confused. I asked them, and they said, "Oh,"

Isn't there an old monitor in Golden Hook? They are studying? "I was so angry that I stamped my feet.

Because of his competitive spirit, he always likes to compete with others, and a new name has come out: Bai Yang.

Last semester, I was only one point short of winning the first place in the English exam. I was not convinced, so I ran to her and said, "Don't be complacent, I will surpass you next time." "I'm just saying angry words,

But a word from a gentleman is a promise, so I have to remember words, recite texts and do exercises every day. In the end, I passed her in the second exam, and I was so happy that I couldn't close my mouth.

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I'm funny, too. A joke was enough to make me laugh for a few minutes, and then a new name was born: "Laughing Fairy".

Once in a Chinese class, the teacher was lecturing, and my deskmate secretly told jokes. I listened, "Ha ha ha ... I smiled, the teacher stared at me, and the students looked at me. I tried my best to keep it.

After a while, the teacher turned around and I smiled again, laughing like no one was watching. The teacher had to let me stand up and brainwash me to convey the revolutionary spirit. ...

Because my surname is Luo, my classmates also call me camel. Hey, a camel is a camel! Anyway, camels bear hardships and stand hard work, and I will certainly bear hardships and stand hard work like camels, and move forward steadily step by step.

Climb the peak, cross the desert, challenge yourself and surpass your dreams!