What are some funny ancient poems?

The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the morgue. Head down and walk west with a smile.

The foot of my bed gave off such bright light that the thief climbed into the window. Open the safe, bills.

In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere. Hong Kong stinks at night.

In the clouds, someone is sitting by the river. When Xiao Li flew the knife, someone became a little eunuch.

When weeding at noon, mines are buried in the soil. Your baby's mining becomes 250.

The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai walked into the roast duck restaurant. His mouth was watering over three thousands of feet, and he had no money in his pocket.

There are some plums in the corner. I wonder who you love. If you don't say anything, it's your deskmate.

In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere. At night, no one can escape.

The fisherman kicked Li Bai off the boat without paying him. Peach Blossom Pond is deep in thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

Such a bright line was at the foot of my bed that Li Bai climbed up the window. My hair became shiny when I met X-rays.

When a teenager left home and gained weight, the local accent did not change. When a child meets a stranger, he smiles and asks the fat man who you are.

Far away, the stone path of Xiangshan is oblique, and she and I are in the depths of white clouds. I thought the prince would meet the princess, but it was the dinosaur who met the frog.

Daqian. com is green and red, and there is no one to chat with. We met 480 times, and how many dinosaurs were there?

One rainy morning in Beili, I was full of disappointment. I advise you to find a net friend in Mo and become a monk in Shaolin tomorrow.

If you don't wash your feet when you sleep in spring, mosquitoes bite everywhere. Ghosts knock at night, scaring the hillbilly to death.