Ten jokes that break your belly.

Why Panasonic is not as powerful as Sony? Answer: Panasonic (afraid of Sony's brother)

What line do orangutans hate most? Answer: parallel lines. Parallel lines do not intersect (banana)

Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin? Answer: Eraser. (Rubber difference)

What are cloth and paper afraid of? A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. (Not afraid of 10 thousand, just afraid of one thousand)

What will Kirin become when it flies to the North Pole? Answer: ice cream. Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn)

Which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest? Answer: laziness; Diligence (Never Stop)

How to make sparrows quiet? Answer: Click. Reason: silence.

What is white plus white? Answer: White rabbits (two)

Is jiaozi a man or a woman? Answer: male (jiaozi has foreskin)

If there is a car, Xiaoming is the driver, Xiaohua sits on his right and Xiaohua sits behind him. Whose car is this? Answer: "If".

A wolf came to the North Pole, accidentally fell into the sea of ice, and what became after being fished out? Answer: betel nut

Four people are playing mahjong in the room. The police came, but he took one. Why? Answer: Because the person they play is called Mahjong.

Why can't the plane fly so high and hit the stars? Answer: Because the stars will "flash"

One day, a medium-rare steak was walking in the street. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him.

Why don't they say hello? Answer: Because I am unfamiliar.

A fat man jumped from a tall building. What has he become? Answer: Fatty.

Chocolate and tomatoes fight, and chocolate wins. Why? Answer: Because of chocolate bars.

Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living? Answer: Call for help.

A shark ate a mung bean. What has it become? Answer: mung bean paste (mung bean shark)

Is Dandan the name of a puppy or a tiger? Answer: Little Tiger (eyeing)

What brand of car hates being touched? Answer: BMW BMW (don't touch me)

Who is the mother of the chicken? Answer: paper helicopter (paper raw chicken)

There are ABCD. letters. If ET is gone, how many letters are left? Answer: aliens drove away UFOs.

Oh, my God. What's the baby's name? Answer: I have a gift (born with it)

What's the name of Feng's child? A: The water rises (the wind rises)

Which animal has the least sense of direction? Answer: Elk (lost)

Wolf, tiger and lion, who will be eliminated when playing games? Answer: Wolf (Momotaro)

Who is the red bean child? Answer: South China (when those red berries come in spring)

What color is celery shit? Answer: Yellow (Qin Shihuang)

A mother gave birth to conjoined twins. Her sister's name is Mary, so what's her sister's name? Answer: Monroe (Marilyn Monroe)

Don't go out on rainy days without much money. Answer: (Never go out without an umbrella [])

What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty come out? {Guess a star} Answer: Wang Leehom.

You Zhu in the pigsty has come out. What should I do? {Guess the stars} Answer: Han Hong.

What should I do when the pigs in the pigsty come for the first time? {Guess a star} Answer: Zaizai

What brand of cosmetics is easy to catch a cold? Answer: ARCHE[ Atchoo].

A and b can be transformed into each other. B can produce C in boiling water, and C can be oxidized to D in air. Smells like rotten eggs. What are a, b, c and d?

Answer: a chicken b egg c cooked egg d rotten egg

What sword is transparent? Answer: No.

Who will give Andy Lau a cup of forgetful water? Answer: Aha (Aha, give me a cup of forgetful water ...)

Why can't you see God's dick? Answer: secrets can't be revealed.

Why is the white rabbit with the goddess the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon? Answer: Because Chang 'e is a radish leg.

Why do many A dreams live in darkness all their lives? Answer: Because he can't see his fingers.

Who cries when she thinks of her mother? Answer: Grandpa (thinking of his mother's words every night, sparkling tears, Lu)

Why put two spoonfuls of salt on the basketball board? A: It's a long story.

Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Why? A: The reason is clear.

Which brand of electrical appliances is the ugliest? Answer: TCL (too ugly)

Which brand of electrical appliances smells the worst? Answer: TCL (too smelly)

Which brand of electrical appliances is the worst? Answer: TCL (too bad, too bad)

What fish is the most stupid? Answer: shark (stupid) fish

What fish is the cleverest? Answer: whale (sperm) fish

We say that a bear without a tail is called a koala, so what is a bear without a * * * *? Answer: Mama Bear.

The tortoise built a house in its shell and got into it. {Guess a health product} Answer: Cover the middle cover.

The tortoise tore down the house, built another house and went in. {Guess a health product} Answer: The new cover is in the middle.

The tortoise tore down the house again, built another house and went in. {Guess a health product} Answer: Super calcium.

Dogs and rabbits go to the teacher to recite. Why did the teacher let the dog carry it first? Answer: Dog (Wangwang Xianbei)

Which song has a person in the first sentence? Answer: I am not Huang Rong (me, Bush, Huang Rong).

Eat grapes without spitting? Answer: Portugal

What sect of believers can't lie? A: Quanzhen religion

Who likes to lend a helping hand best? Answer: Doraemon

Which chat tool is the slowest? Answer: MSN (slow death)

Who is serenading Chopin? Answer: Winnie the Pooh (playing Chopin's serenade for you)

Where did you hide the pigeons? Answer: the roof (singing your song on the roof)

Why does the forest always send lions to touch things? Answer: Lost contact.

A steamed stuffed bun fought with potatoes, and the potatoes killed the steamed stuffed bun. {Guess a food} Answer: bean paste buns.

When the steamed stuffed bun died, his father came to seek revenge on the potato. Potatoes know that they can't beat them, so they run and run.

A river stopped potatoes {guess a vegetable} Answer: Dutch beans.

Whose sea is this? Answer: Pineapple (Baltic Sea)

A rooster and a hen (guess three words) Answer: Two chickens.

A rooster and a hen (guess five words) Answer: Two chickens.

A rooster and a hen (guess seven words) answer: idiot, or two chickens.

A bean fell. Only you can encourage him. Why? Answer: chocolate beans

Why don't princesses hang mosquito nets when they get married? Answer: Because there is a frog prince.

Who is Amy's mother? Answer: Amy's mother is a flower (peanut).

Who is Amy's father? A: Amy's father is a butterfly.

Who is Amy's lover? Answer: mice (mice love rice)

Who is Amy's grandmother? A: Amy's grandmother is a wonderful pen.

Who is Amy's grandfather? Answer: Amy's grandfather is popcorn.

Who is bigger, McDonald's or KFC? Answer: KFC (McDonald's is the uncle, KFC is the uncle)

Eggs and chocolate fight, chocolate wins ~ {a foodie} answer: chocolate bar.

Not convinced by losing eggs, I went to fight again and lost again. Answer: egg noodles.

As a result, the eggs were lost twice in a row. Not convinced, I went to find my brother's cake. The cake failed as a result.

I was also severely humiliated by chocolate ~ {I made a foodie} Answer: chocolate chess (angry) cake.

Finally, the eggs and cakes went to the big brother's egg tart, which said that chocolate is very powerful! You can't do this, D~

So I went to find the chocolate theory! Finally, chocolate realized his mistake.

Apologize for eggs and cakes, {play a foodie} Answer: fu chocolate.

Cars can fly. {Guess a drink} Answer: Coffee (car, plane)

How to make drinks bigger? Answer: recite the great compassion mantra

A white horse is called a white horse, a dark horse is called a dark horse, and a black and white horse is called a zebra. So what's the name of the black, white and red horse? Answer: shy zebra

Who runs fastest in history? Answer: Cao Cao (speaking of the devil)

Who wore glasses in the Tang Dynasty? Answer: Li Bai (such a bright line is at the foot of my bed, hey! The ground is frosty)

Which historical figure should be beaten the most? Answer: Su Wu. Reason: Su Wu was herding sheep by the North Sea (being beaten by the sea).