Sweet homophonic jokes for boyfriends (60 highlights)

A sweet homophonic joke for my boyfriend-1. "That girl, and risorius, laugh naturally." "What did you say, is the girl on the Android machine stuck laughing?"

Falling in love is not that easy. Everyone has his mobile phone.

I hate it when people ask me what my salary is. There are many ways to humiliate me. Why did you choose this?

I felt a little bitter just after eating the pills given by the doctor, so I put a few dates with chopsticks, and I was impatient after eating them. It turns out that I ate chopsticks and jujube balls.

5. If Huang Ting can't find it, go-ah.

6. When I was fourteen years old, I caught a cicada. I thought I had caught it all summer. Unexpectedly, cicada said, "I don't hate catching cicadas, but I like them a little?

7. What 7.Rutihah said was very touching, and everyone said that he was very touching and wise.

8. I accidentally hit my knee when I just went out. It's a pity to knock my knee. Did you hear that?

9. Zhang Fei and Guan Yu rode together, with a cliff in front. Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse." Zhang Fei said, "I'm happy." Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse."

10. I can't pester him at the thought of him pestering that snake every day.

1 1. Today, when I went to the zoo, I saw an elephant eating a child's cheese. So this is called eating children's cheese.

12. Girls should do something bad, and then God will send you a boy when he is angry.

13. Puffs are squashed, and my mother says they can't be eaten. I asked why, because they are flat puffs.

14. embarrassed, I wore a mask and hat to buy a snack, but I was recognized: what do beautiful women eat?

15. I was just reported by my neighbor to disturb the people because I was poor.

16. During the festival, the little white rabbit said angrily to the deer, You see other girls can receive flowers, why not give them to me? The deer said piteously, because I am a sika deer.

17. Because he was afraid of the night, he got an overnight certificate.

18. Crabs and clams took the exam together. When the crab was found cheating, the teacher asked the crab whose copy you copied. The crab said, "I copied the clam." The teacher said, "You are a fart."

19. I am easy to get along with, and I can't get along with myself.

20. It's very hot today, 37 degrees. I bought two ice creams, and each of us got rid of the heat. Did you hear that? It's over.

Sweet homophonic joke for boyfriend 2 1. The song that fried eggs sing for poached eggs "This is a little love song of fried eggs ~"

22. "Have you seen my crape myrtle?" "Isn't your mouth on your face?"

23. Don't love me. There is no result. I have a lot of things to do, and I still love my job.

24. When I came home yesterday, my mother said, "Alas, nothing can come off my pants." "Oh, it seems that I spilled mud."

25. It's so hot that we are familiar with each other.

26. Even I don't care. What do you care, barber shop?

27. Why does Auntie never sweat? Because my aunt is afraid of leaving her to sweat.

28. The light next to the bedroom at home flashed that day and called the maintenance master. What questions did the master ask? I said, "The light next to the bedroom is too flashing." He said, "Catch the vine of love?"

29. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without a word, and finally I couldn't help but lift the lid. It turned out that steaming was boring.

30. If you don't love me, what do you love? Einstein?

3 1. There is a piece of glass. A little sleepy. Then it jumped down from upstairs and said, good night, I'm broken!

32. Once upon a time, there were two turtles that looked very much alike. One barks at home and the other barks outside. After the physical examination, the doctor took the case list and asked who the sick turtle was. Take a closer look, it's the turtle at home.

33. Even I don't cherish it. Empresses in the Palace, what do you cherish?

34. If you don't stay up all night, what will you stay up all night, Ollie?

35. The children's chocolates melted to the ground. Children say it looks like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

36. One day, Potato learned to tell fortune and set up a signboard in the street. At first, garlic came angrily and fried the potato sign. When he left, he said to the potato, "You are calling a garlic to die!" "

37. I bought a steamed stuffed bun on the road and couldn't stop crying when I went back. It turned out to be a silent bun!

38. Job's tears do things with Job's tears, and Xiaoding does things with tinkling.

39. My mascot is you, crab! -Because you have money (pliers)

40. Before he died, Gong Yu said to his son, "Move mountains, move mountains", and his son said, "Shiny".

Sweet homophonic jokes for boyfriends (3) 4 1. A hunter killed a fox, then the hunter died. The fox said, ha ha ha, I am a reflection fox.

42. Nezha asked Wukong, "Demon, dare you!" Wukong: "Love me as ... as you said?"

43. The rice crust and mud are good friends. One day, Mud went to the rice crust house to play rice crust and asked who you were. Who are you? Mud says I am mud, and I am mud. Did you hear that? I am your father.

44. If you don't even coax me, who are you kidding, Hong Shixian?

45. Doraemon has no neck because of hygiene, because the blue neck is mud.

46. When I was seventeen, I caught a cicada. I thought I was catching it all summer. Cicada: I don't love it, I just like it!

47. Wearing AirPods all day will affect the luck of love, because AirPods has no sound source.

48. In the zoo, the tiger gave the lion green. The lion was angry and the tiger felt innocent. When the breeder asked, he found that the tiger had a lawyer qualification certificate.

49. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck is covered with mud.

50. I have a great job. What? Digging the lotus root

I was so hungry that I had to hit my stomach with my fist to help me.

53. Candle: Mom, why does our flame jump? Mother Candle: Silly boy, because we are a little angry!

54. I just went out to buy oysters, and when I walked out of the supermarket, I suddenly jumped out of my bag and got into the soil. When they came back, they found that they liked mud.

55. Nobody understands you. Very wronged, right? Do you think anyone understands this math problem? Wronged?

56. Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife. Why does the white snake feel particularly heavy after wearing it? Because it's a hat!

57. I went to school today, and the teacher asked me where the books were.

58. I drank a cup of super delicious milk tea today. I looked at the name. Oh, it turned out to be Woxiangni Lettie Juice.

59. I asked my friend in Chengdu why he loves to wear Rei Kawakubo so much, and he said that it will keep him safe if he wears it for a long time.

You don't even want me. What do you want? Want to die?