Jokes of military training

When the first year of high school begins, the class teacher interacts with us. She ordered a classmate named Mo Ze and said, "You have water in Mo Ze, and you can tel

When the first year of high school begins, the class teacher interacts with us. She ordered a classmate named Mo Ze and said, "You have water in Mo Ze, and you can tell at a glance that it is short of water." Then it was my turn: "Yin Yin ~" "Yes, sir." "Yin Yin is a good name. Why did your parents give you this name? " Suddenly I don't know where the logic came from, and proudly said in front of the whole class: "Because I lack grass!" " (Tell our embarrassing story)

Son, come out and get vaccinated!

The Harbin Municipal People's Congress released the dismissal list the day before yesterday, removing Qin Deliang from the post of director of the Animal Husbandry and Veterinary Bureau and appointing him as director of the Education Bureau.

What? Director of Animal Husbandry and Veterinary Bureau changed to Director of Education. Isn't this a little big?

I used to take care of animals, but now I have to take care of teachers and students?

Perhaps the director of education is in charge of the "principal".

Shun was born in mu, Fu Shuo was born in the middle of the building, and the glue was in fish and salt. Guan Yi I was a scholar, Sun Shuai was in the sea, and a hundred miles was in the city. Therefore, Japan will drop to Sri Lanka to be the first director of animal husbandry.

However, ridicule belongs to ridicule. On-the-job graduate degree, successively served as a middle school teacher, mayor of shangzhi city and mayor of Acheng. This is just a normal rotation of officials. According to China's current appointment system for education directors, education directors are not responsible for education and schools, but only for superiors.

I brought a buddy from my dormitory to play at home. When I met my dad at the door, I introduced him: "This is my dad." Who knows that buddy doesn't know what's going on, and his brain is pumping, and he also called out: "Dad." My dad paused, sighed, touched my head and said, "Son, you have grown up. Dad respects your decision, as long as you are happy. " (forguicy)

Students, you all went to Lan Xiang, but you didn't study hard. It's no use fiddling with these things. What's the difference between you and Tsinghua Peking University?

Several students from Lan Xiang Technical School said, "Lan Xiang Technical School is practical, while Lan Xiang Technical School has strong skills. You can learn real skills from Lan Xiang Technical School. In addition, there is no difference between Lan Xiang Technical School and Peking University Tsinghua. I am a member of Lan Xiang and I speak on behalf of Lan Xiang. " Then they used their best way-pouring ice water with an excavator-to challenge Peking University Tsinghua with an ice bucket!

This is the legendary Lan Xiang, that is, domineering.

It's not worth demeaning yourself by taking Tsinghua from Peking University. Your opponent is only New Oriental! Don't look down on yourself! ! !

"Which school did you graduate from?" "I graduated from the latest school." "That's a prestigious school!" "I'm serious. May I ask your Excellency?" "Brewster is reading a book." "Wow, he is also a talented young man with a bright future." I didn't see anything when I walked by. Isn't this the New East and Lan Xiang?

At the end of college, my best friend robbed my boyfriend. My best friend and I tore each other up when we graduated, and we haven't contacted each other since. A few days ago, I suddenly received a short message from her: Thank you, because of you, he saved 20,000 yuan in four years of college, and we are going to visit Hong Kong at the end of this month. After I saw the news, I made a phone call silently: Dear, let's go back to Hong Kong at the end of the month. Some friends are coming to play and I want to entertain them. (Tell our embarrassing story)

Are you ugly? Is the interview always frustrated? Can you walk away silently in front of the person you love? Don't you even have a friend who speaks his mind? Actually, none of this matters. You have to ask yourself from the bottom of your heart: "which is better than an excavator?"

Blessed are the ugly children who have someone to speak for you! The next page is more exciting ~ ~ ~

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